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Aubrey W'moreland
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Westmoreland, Aubrey F. PO1 UN Star Guard (med. ret.) RC-76 𝘚𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘯 'Gᴏ, Aɴᴅ Dᴏ Tʜᴏᴜ Lɪᴋᴇᴡɪsᴇ'
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Steinbeck discussed this almost a century ago.
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hey did you guys know that if you bring a vulture with you as a ticketed passenger on a flight they can take a small dead rodent with them as baggage? yeah, they're permitted one

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Vacuous Goober is the name of my comedy folk band
samhain is short for samuel hain
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some ideas that really make you go "what in the goddamn"
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They're calling him the most French man in history
A French cyclist survived for three days after a horrendous 130-foot fall into a ravine, kept alive by the bottles of red wine he had in his shopping bag, police said.
Cyclist falls down 130-foot ravine in France, survives 3 days by drinking wine he had in shopping bag
A helicopter airlifted him to hospital, with a rescue doctor calling his survival "a miracle."
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the goal is always further away
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off the clock so i redrew that sketch
a well camouflaged parasite is still a parasite! to hell with them!
the only fridge pickles they got at my stores are clausens with the goddamn iron hides and Some Other Bullshit brand where it's all salt
what the hell is with clausen pickles the last few years, why are the skins of all the pickles made of fucking kevlar
maybe i'm thinking in the wrong direction, there's that gif of a tardigrade rubbing its back on the surface of a bubble, maybe we need to develop nanobots to pet microbes. maybe all covid wants is spike-protein-pats
i like those videos where they embed a huge car wash brush on like a steel fencepost in two foot of concrete in a cow... area. and then the cows can walk over and get scratches from it. they should try those in reefs and gulfs and such, see if fishes and whales seek out the BIG BRUSH