George
@georgem.bsky.social
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colossal-head.bsky.social
(suspiciously) why is everyone being nice to me
georgem.bsky.social
I would be reasonably easy to convince that jared leto's entire career is a cia op
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
a good use case for AI would be a bot that can tell when someone's in a quote tweet fight and mutes both accounts for 6 hours
georgem.bsky.social
that said I obviously have deep kinship and solidarity for all geese and the great nation of canada from which they hail
georgem.bsky.social
I guess there's always got to be a political tendency for people animated by impotent grievance but NOT racial animus
georgem.bsky.social
people who love to mutter darkly about the epic violence someone else needs to do have basically the same level of psychic development as a 12 year old waiting for the rock to come hit the bad guy with a chair and then make the special face
georgem.bsky.social
born to collaborate with lady gaga
georgem.bsky.social
it really is an unenviable task to come up with things for andrew cuomo to say that won't just remind people of something they hate about andrew cuomo
georgem.bsky.social
[most annoying nerd voice you can imagine] lupe fiasco no contest
rebelmusicteach.bsky.social
I also need to know: I am fairly middle-of-the-road on Taylor Swift but someone I know called her the Greatest Living Lyricist. She is not.

Who is yours? Either the greatest or your favorite?
georgem.bsky.social
he earned it, as new york city's soon to be rightful mayor
georgem.bsky.social
online in general is about the crucial authenticity of our whining and the sinister frivolity of everyone else's whining
craigcalcaterra.bsky.social
Commenter today pretty much nailed it: "Online fandom seems to be build on believing your team will lose and being annoyed when the media says your team will lose."
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shanesheehy.bsky.social
I want to live in a new dark age. Lucky me!
georgem.bsky.social
any spicy cucumber salad where yuo just like cut them into chunks and toss them with chili oil and rice vinegar etc. something like this but you don't need all this stuff, the cucumber + spicy fat + vinegar + soy sauce is what's essential
Spicy Cucumber Salad
Turn up the heat at your summer cookouts with this Korean-inspired cucumber salad.
www.healthy-delicious.com
georgem.bsky.social
here's my pitch: ai generated video of celebrities reading the hypothetical setlist of an all american halftime show and being upset, in lieu of any actual halftime show
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diedfrombeing.labeledrude.online
bullshitting is so important as a skill and if you're an american sometimes its your only skill. don't let them take that from you too
georgem.bsky.social
and that was how one humble poster instigated the seitanic panic of 2025
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2025, oceans which are battlefields are now posts
georgem.bsky.social
as long as it's also not actually healthy I'm on board
georgem.bsky.social
they should invent a machine that makes toast
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phylan.website
[national guardsman smashing a protestor's face with the butt of his rifle] I hate doing this. I could be running a food bank rn 😔😔
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helldude.bsky.social
"guys! guys! you should do what i did and watch a movie. then do what im not doing and get arrested"
georgem.bsky.social
the fat old man of wild tonal shifts. is it time for ten minutes of unbroken exposition? a huge jackknife turn into gory violence? all available in one cackling package
georgem.bsky.social
other people aren't real