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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 9h

What now playboy

Cubs infielder Matt Shaw defends missing game to attend Charlie Kirk's memorial service

"Whatever backlash comes is OK," Shaw told reporters after he missed the Cubs' game Sunday against the Cincinnati Reds to attend Kirk's service in Arizona.

www.nbcnews.com

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Walt @goodbyetoashoe.bsky.social · 9h

Oliver Reed, what a fucking performance

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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 13h

I am too busy to meet with animals.

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Alex Degen (Magic Serple 2025) @adactivity.bsky.social · 14h

It’s all happening on x dot com where I do my banking

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 20h

They should put a new TRON soundtrack out every few years so we can all collectively pretend there’s a movie attached to it.

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Ketracel Black @ketracelblack.blacksky.app · 21h

Another example of why we need to replace the police with real emergency responders. People trained to provide medical care rather than pass racist judgement.

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 21h

A lawsuit alleges a Black postal worker died after officers ignored clear signs he was suffering from a massive stroke, believing his medical emergency was drugs

The suit says guards left him helpless on a jail cell floor in his own urine for hours

KARE 11 Investigates: Postal worker died after police mistook stroke for drug impairment

Kingsley Bimpong was jailed instead of hospitalized; video shows guards ignored his suffering for hours.

www.kare11.com

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Walt @goodbyetoashoe.bsky.social · 21h

hell yeah

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 21h

"Daaaa Yankees Lose" pretty much sums up all of America rn

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 22h

i am prepared to restructure society in any way necessary that prevents me from ever having to see a video clip of the hooting shaved ape pat mcafee

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Walt @goodbyetoashoe.bsky.social · 22h

If we had online gaming in the 19th century we wouldn't have had The Hundred Days.

Mira of Kyiv 🇺🇦 @reshetz.bsky.social · 23h

Some kid is doing the standard “ur mom” voice chat trash talk and they got no idea they’re talking to bashar al assad

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 1d

Top of the 15th Inning

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Walt @goodbyetoashoe.bsky.social · 1d

Favorite dragon?

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Darci Meadows, Published Author @saintwalker98.bsky.social · 1d

🟠Ronnie Raymond is absolutely the kinda guy to be like "aw $20? I wanted a peanut"

Extremely haunted @extremelyuncanny.com · 1d

Firestorm comics be like

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Maureen Jice @jane.meangirls.online · 1d

another one for the First Day of Standing Lessons folder

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 1d

He got canceled, came back to make a movie that got canceled because Bill Murray was being a massive creep on set, and THEN ruined his ACTUAL big comeback with beloved actors Seth Rogen, Keanu Reeves, and Keke Palmer to do a quick set for Saudi Arabia. he’s addicted to fucking up

Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 3d

It felt like Aziz Nasari was mostly free of his MeToo rep but then he does Riyadh it's so funny it's like he got used to be being cancelled and couldn't live without it like Brooks on the outside in Shawshank Redemption lol

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Walt @goodbyetoashoe.bsky.social · 1d

The two extremes of early Gothic literature:
Anne Radcliffe - all these seemingly supernatural events, while significant and important, were really just mundane
Matthew Gregory Lewis - look, it's the Actual Devil

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adam - i'm an elephant @a.falk.wtf · 1d

I'm joining the war on Ms Rachel on the side of Ms Rachel

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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 1d

You have been expelled from the Temple.

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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 1d

this is the classic power move of a manager who works about an hour a day but wants to create the impression they are working from sunrise to sunset

Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy.bsky.social · 1d

News: Bari Weiss just sent a memo to staffers at CBS News asking them to produce a memo explaining "how you spend your working hours—and ideally, what you've made (or are making) that you're most proud of."

One CBS News staffer puts it like this to me: "We just got Elon Musked."

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 1d

it's not FOR us

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 1d

I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?

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รℓσαɳε ℓყรɓεƭɦ 🏳️‍🌈 @sloanelysbeth.bsky.social · 2d

this needs to happen more regularly.

famous, and rich, ppl need to be told they can't buy their way out of things.

Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 2d

LMAOOOOO

A bunch of comedians tried to make up for their participation in the Riyadh comedy festival by donating their pay to Human Rights Watch and Human rights Watch was like “nah bitch we don’t want your dirty blood money” 😂😂 I’m dying

Human Rights Watch Doesn’t Want Any Riyadh Comedy Festival Money

Taking money from those who took money from Saudi Arabia would impact perception of the org’s independence.

www.vulture.com

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your bloody scare-ric 🎃 @ericplais.bsky.social · 1d

putting my prediction in now

machado gives the peace prize she received to trump in order to maintain the relationship and it becomes the next fifa trophy in his office

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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 2d

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