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SammIam🍳💚
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OoooOoooOoohhh..the places u will go..when manic..🚀✨
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You’ll notice that the media couldn’t stop attacking President Biden over his age as he was trying clean up the country but they’re perfectly fine with the orange convicted felon bulldozing the White House for his own amusement and gratification. They deliberately failed democracy.
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We need to remove the cancer in the Oval Office to restore funding to children’s cancer research.
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The White House is asking people not to share pictures of the East Wing because it’s even worse today.
Been throwing up about 90% of the day..just now starting to feel slightly better & a tad bit less nauseous.. (probably has a lot to do with the Tequila & Sushi combo last night..)
Why does the “Sully” episode ( #Supernatural ) has to come up every time I basically wanna punch my brother in the face..🫠 Basically I’m #Dean..
Now this..I’m definitely gonna have to try..!! Sounds delicious 🤤
Imagine having no heavy whipping cream, strawberries, or anything of the like, and you have one hour to make a cake!

So, I introduce you to this totally-intentional, Strawberry-Bismark-Donut-Inspired, naked cake that I totally didn't just used spray whipped cream on.

(Tasted really good, though!)
Bro dropped the mic on this one..🎤
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I mean, he's not wrong
We definitely will have your backs. We don't have the ability without you and you are all acting like his bitch. I understand that you have an oath to uphold but when they are not upholding theirs, something has to give. This guy is obviously pushing buttons but we do have your backs.

#USDemocracy
I in fact found out that tequila doesn’t make my clothes fall off..but, it does make me talk about Chinese fantasy dramas for a bit..(preferably period pieces to be exact..)
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all these videos of influencers holding the tiny microphone and not one of them licks it like an ice cream cone smdh
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you don't need to buy a thong with a fake bush if you just simply grow a bush
OMG thissss..!!! 🫩
I don't want sex I want rem sleep 😴
Smoke shop road trip here I comeeee..🚗💨
I desperately need to be snuggled in bed like RIGHT NOW..!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️
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Nye: We are here to tell our lawmakers that what's going on in our government is
wrong. They must stop the abuses of this petulant president and his circle of sycophants. No thrones, no crowns, no king
Thissss..!! 🫡💕
not to praise the bare minimum but thank u to all the men who are just normal and not creepy/assholes
Just ordered 40 nuggets from #McDonalds hopefully this cures my depression.. (probably not but, close enough..)