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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 3m

Big weekend at Kamping Kitbash in Leuven

My hand pawing at an inestimable
amount of loose miniatures bits

Me in a fucking cursed “mask” I made which sort of resembles a horse head, I guess

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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 8m

That’s not the biggest problem here. Let’s stay on message: the clown orgasm

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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 9m

Enormous! Too big, some say

Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 17m

“Hey, you draw that clown for the advert?”
“Yeah boss, contorted into an orgasmic rictus, just like you asked”

Photograph of a poster in Belgian for Circus Barones. There is a juggler and a picture of a big top but the real take home is a massive image of a clown in eerie high definition who is, and there is no question here, doing A Big Cum judging by his face

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Chase Taylor-Carter @chasecarter.bsky.social · 2d

Cut from this excellent interview about the 100 One-Page Jam is my breaking the news to @gshowitt.bsky.social that Imgur is blocked in the UK.

It prompted him to yell "KEIR!" like an '80s action villain.

One hundred one-page RPGs later, Grant Howitt isn’t ready to quit

Don’t you dare call it a legacy.

www.rascal.news

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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 2d

Woah!

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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 2d

Innit though? It’s for kids but it’s not stupid. There’s fun wordplay but it’s about how cool trucks are

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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 2d

Been singing this while I pootle around the house for at least a fortnight

Halloween name @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 2d

confident this is meant for 4yr old boys. NEVERTHELESS

construction 🦺 🚧 vehicles. 🏗️🛻 they mooove that dirtaround 🪏🕳️

open.spotify.com/track/3m0tb1...

Roadwork Rappin'

open.spotify.com

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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 4d

every two years I try to write the cyberpunk neon bubblegum gunfuck of my dreams, and every two years I write the same game and give up

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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 4d

All the bands I listen to have profile pictures where they look really upset, angry or disappointed to see me

Massive Attack have had it up to HERE with you

Get the fuck out of Nine Inch Nails' house before they kill you with hammers

Radiohead have brought you to this hotel meeting room to address the concerning matter of your cocaine addiction

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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 4d

oh that's in the Hole Zone. They lost the rights before they got round to naming it

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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 4d

orificial

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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 4d

whatever it is you mean by that, I'm out

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · Sep 8

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · Sep 8

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 4d

shout out to "orifice." Disgusting word. Perfect. Thanks Orifice.

Thorifice.

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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 5d

thanks for doing this. pleased to see that the future is kind of shite, as I had expected

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1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social · 5d

In this week's FREE article, @seemoreevil.bsky.social makes a friend! An AI friend. Yes, he bought one of those AI necklaces and wore it for comedy science. Everyone read his article and say thank you, or I'm sorry. 1900hotdog.com/2025/10/upse...

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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 5d

Too strong in my current form

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Rowan Rook and Decard @rowanrookanddecard.bsky.social · 5d

Surprise! I have joined the fearsome and terrible hive at RRD, and will be the new Soc Media wretch!
Lots of love and mouth full of dice, Naomi xoxo

Graphic to introduce Naomi as the new social media manager. There's a smiling close up on a polaroid, an ink drawing of Heike by Sar Cousins and a photo of Naomi on a podcast stage at dragonmeet. A piece of paper has some notes on it. It says "hello" "I'm taking the social media going forward, made HEART an actual play podcast and played heike. Secretly plans to kill grant in a pit trap by 2035"

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alex krokus @alexkrokus.bsky.social · 6d

i swear i was just there to use the zipline!! the zipline!!

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 6d

normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following

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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 6d

Pikes are far too long. Can’t photograph ‘em properly

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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 6d

Sad little robot guy

Photograph of a miniature made using the Landsknecht kit from Warlord Games. He has a big pipe for a head and he’s wearing a fancy hat. His fancy clothes are painted blue and red. His pike has been modified into a sci-fi weapon with a glowing green point and a cable running down to a backpack.

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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 7d

Implied but never stated yeah. They have some questionable drawings of the bee

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