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guillotine, goblin peasant 🍞🌹 @guillotinegob.bsky.social · 12h

still thinking about this caveman and his soulful eyes, his soft lips, the follower tucked behind his ear, his well cared for beard, even his body hair looks velvety

if i ever went feral over a man, it would be him

guillotine, goblin peasant 🍞🌹 @guillotinegob.bsky.social · 10d

currently obsessed with this illustration of the yunxian 2 squished skull man

an illustration of a human ancestor, the yunxian man 2, from around 400k-600k years ago. he is visible from the shoulders-up. has dark brown, medium length, wavy hair, a pronounced brow ridge, monolid eyelids with soulful, attentive eyes, a small nose, strong cheekbones, and full lips. and has a short beard, a moustache trimmed well to frame his lips. he has a flower tucked into his hair, just over his left ear. his chest and shoulders are quite hairy. what a ridiculously handsome caveman.

image credit jiannan bai/xijun ni

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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 20h

CHICAGO: REBUILD is providing therapy to folks detained by ICE. Please feel free to let people know.

findmeatherapist.org

Find Me A Therapist

findmeatherapist.org

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Gillian Brockell @gbrockell.bsky.social · 1d

NEW: The private jet that flew 10 shackled migrants to an Eswatini prison last weekend is owned by Israeli-American billionaires with close ties to Trump.

It’s oligarchs all the way down.

My first for @zeteo.com:

zeteo.com/p/this-famil...

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guillotine, goblin peasant 🍞🌹 @guillotinegob.bsky.social · 22h

we don't even have to do that, we can save tax payer money and just trebuchet him into a volcano. substantial savings, similar result.

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guillotine, goblin peasant 🍞🌹 @guillotinegob.bsky.social · 22h

can't wait for his first sotu to be like

HellO ONE AND ALL welcome to an informative stateoftheunionaddress i'm your humble president, brennan lee mulligan and here are our highly qualified cabinet members, say hi, highly qualified cabinet members

(they repeat him)

last we left off, former pres

Nash @radiodeadair.com · 3d

It begins.

The domino meme:

The start: "Zohran Mamdani runs for Mayor of New York."
The end: "PRESIDENT BRENNAN LEE MULLIGAN"

guillotine, goblin peasant 🍞🌹 @guillotinegob.bsky.social · 1d

luxury fragrance,,

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Southern Poverty Law Center @splcenter.org · 1d

📢 The Confederacy and its history are rooted in hate — not heritage — and do not tell our entire, shared story! Revisit the SPLC's #WhoseHeritage resources and #TeachTruth about the Confederacy: https://bit.ly/3qe3f8T

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guillotine, goblin peasant 🍞🌹 @guillotinegob.bsky.social · 1d

they're condensed stubbornness in the relative shape of a dog

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guillotine, goblin peasant 🍞🌹 @guillotinegob.bsky.social · 1d

incredible fucking self own to create a participation trophy for a sadsack nepobaby

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

NEWSMAX: What do you think? Trump wins the Nobel Prize next year?

SEN. ROGER MARSHALL: That's the hope. Certainly he deserves it work the work he's already done. Who knows -- maybe he needs a lifetime achievement award.

NEWSMAX: Maybe we need to create the Trump Peace Prize

guillotine, goblin peasant 🍞🌹 @guillotinegob.bsky.social · 1d

he said "i'm gonna kill you" in the same way a friend might say "ugh, i hate you so much" after you say a terrible pun. i guess that's attempted murder now

guillotine, goblin peasant 🍞🌹 @guillotinegob.bsky.social · 1d

people have been saying he dangled a puppy by its tail and threatened it. now that i've seen the footage, that's not what happened at all, thanks

guillotine, goblin peasant 🍞🌹 @guillotinegob.bsky.social · 1d

...likely an audio/video desynch issue, which is a common & known issue w streaming

the last straw randos grab for is "he yelled at her" like sometimes people don't get frustrated & yell? he apologized & gave her belly rubs 2 mins later

y'all are just looking for outrage

ppl are dying get a grip

guillotine, goblin peasant 🍞🌹 @guillotinegob.bsky.social · 1d

kaya regularly comes and goes. sometimes she naps for a couple hours, sometimes she asks to be picked up. she doesn't get the zoomies bc she's exercised enough. that's normal dog behavior.

there are training collars that vibrate. and the yelp was synchronized with her foot on the frame. this is...

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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 2d

New from 404 Media: the Discord hack is every users' worst nightmare. Yesterday the hackers started posting Discord users' selfies, identity documents, email addresses, phone numbers, more. I watched in real time. This is risk of tech storing ID for age verification
www.404media.co/the-discord-...

The Discord Hack is Every Users’ Worst Nightmare

A hack impacting Discord’s age verification process shows in stark terms the risk of tech companies collecting users’ ID documents. Now the hackers are posting peoples’ IDs and other sensitive informa...

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guillotine, goblin peasant 🍞🌹 @guillotinegob.bsky.social · 2d

when obvious feds try to bait you

a very old japanese painting of frog-turtle like kappa getting concentrated, defensive (almost laser guided) fart blasted in the face by a fisher they tried to sneak up on.

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elia ayoub 🌱 @ayoub.bsky.social · 2d

The IDF took 3D animations from the Scottish Maritime Museum, a cyberpunk project and other places to make shit up about Gaza, Lebanon and Iran and these were reproduced in international outlets for the past 2 years.

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Jack Sapoch @jacksapoch.bsky.social · 3d

NEW: Since October 2023, the IDF Spokesperson's Unit has released dozens of 3D animations illustrating alleged Hamas, Hezbollah, and Iranian sites

The style is now unmistakable: satellite zoom-ins, black & white wireframes, and red-textured houses - a new visual language of war

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guillotine, goblin peasant 🍞🌹 @guillotinegob.bsky.social · 2d

they're saying he... cut the prongs off now, and that he was too slow to check on her lmfao, nothing is good enough

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Karl (sad trombone noise enthusiast) @brainnotonyet.bsky.social · 2d

Just a reminder that Jack published a book last year called “unhumans” that makes the argument that all Democrats and anyone left of Francisco Franco should be rounded up and murdered en mass for the rest of the populations entertainment.
Jack is a Nazi and hell bent on the murder of his opponents

CrimethInc. Ex-Workers' Collective @crimethinc.com · 3d

Jack Posobiec explicitly says that "Antifa" dates back to the Weimar Republic, explicitly acknowledging that this administration is opposed to those who resisted the arrival of Adolf Hitler in Power.

A screenshot of C-Span showing Jack Posobiec speaking during a panel on "Antifa."

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guillotine, goblin peasant 🍞🌹 @guillotinegob.bsky.social · 2d

i just found out small children, pregnant, and nursing people shouldn't eat a lot of cherry blossom petals raw bc they have small amounts of cyanide???

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Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 2d

BREAKING: Israeli war planes continue to launch raids on Gaza City as Palestinians celebrate the ceasefire announcement, according to an Al Jazeera Arabic correspondent on the ground.

🔴 LIVE update: aje.io/xqppys

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guillotine, goblin peasant 🍞🌹 @guillotinegob.bsky.social · 3d

the rowling-peterson mold finds a new host

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Melanie D’Arrigo @darrigomelanie.bsky.social · 3d

I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.

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guillotine, goblin peasant 🍞🌹 @guillotinegob.bsky.social · 3d

going to be exciting when it's feds infiltrating groups of other feds lmao

guillotine, goblin peasant 🍞🌹 @guillotinegob.bsky.social · 4d

the judges against banning conversion therapy should have to undergo the exact conversion therapy they think is ok (barring SA, of course)

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guillotine, goblin peasant 🍞🌹 @guillotinegob.bsky.social · 4d

eh, they've been screaming for civil war 2 since they lost the first one. it's really not specifically the "weird" thing

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