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shit whistle @guntoucher.bsky.social · 23d

illinoiscoalitionforimmigrantandrefugeerights-bloom.kindful.com?campaign=124...

much appreciated if you have at least 25 dollars to spare that you could match me in donating to the Illinois Coalition for Immigrant and Refugee Rights. abolish ICE

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 9h

I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”

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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 17h

Who up raving their orb

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shit whistle @guntoucher.bsky.social · 17h

doctor strangeglove

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shit whistle @guntoucher.bsky.social · 17h

mr president we cannot afford a shared reality collapse GAP

Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 17h

“Another former OpenAI employee who also was not authorized to speak publicly argued that releasing a deepfake AI social media platform was the right business decision, even if it contributes to the collapse of everyone's shared sense of reality.” 💀

Sora gives deepfakes 'a publicist and a distribution deal.' It could change the internet

OpenAI's new hit app has unleashed a new wave of AI slop across the internet. But what happens when there are no rules over hyper-realistic synthetic videos?

www.npr.org

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shit whistle @guntoucher.bsky.social · 17h

big if so

shit whistle @guntoucher.bsky.social · 17h

possibly true!

More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 17h

BREAKING: Trump’s budget chief Russ Vought says that “reduction in force,” or mass firings of federal workers, have begun — a move that is likely illegal.

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+972 Magazine @972mag.com · 18h

Now, thousands of displaced Palestinians - most of them on foot - are returning to northern Gaza after Israeli troops withdrew to an agreed redeployment line. The Israeli army said the first phase of the ceasefire deal took effect at noon.

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shit whistle @guntoucher.bsky.social · 20h

fightnerd.wikia. net - Fight Nerd Characters - The Stamp Collector

The Stamp Collector is a central figure in the Fight Nerd Cinematic Universe. Operating out of the Wash King[1] laundromat, he exchanges Favors[2] for Stamps[3], which are obtained from Fights[4]

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shit whistle @guntoucher.bsky.social · 20h

from the creators of John Wick

FIGHT NERD

he always knows the perfect way to Fight and no one can Defeat him!

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shit whistle @guntoucher.bsky.social · 21h

the crazy assed bastard

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Goth Country Buffet @shadowham.bsky.social · 1d

i’m one mental breakdown away from getting a free sandwich

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Andy Kelly @ultrabrilliant.xyz · 1d

And here's a new trailer. One of the best we've ever done.

Skate Story | OUT DECEMBER 8 🛹

YouTube video by DevolverDigital

youtu.be

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shit whistle @guntoucher.bsky.social · 1d

really big couch cushions

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shit whistle @guntoucher.bsky.social · 1d

TRUMP: right is wrong, left is right. thats what we've always been told

shit whistle @guntoucher.bsky.social · 1d

RFK: we're also finding higher autism rates among children of fathers that wear a single earring on the right side, which is the homosexual ear

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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 1d

the suggestion of playing “hot or not” with Palestinian statehood is so breathtakingly offensive I don’t even know where to start

aaron from queens from twitter @aaronnarraph.bsky.social · 1d

the background on zohran's colbert appearance is jaw-droppingly disgusting

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shit whistle @guntoucher.bsky.social · 1d

so they're doubling down on this massive lie, nice

Heather Cherone @heathercherone.bsky.social · 1d

Federal agents have been confronted with by “coordinated, complex violence,” Hamilton says.

Hamilton specifically mentions the Saturday incident where he says federal agents were “rammed by 10 vehicles.”

That claim is highly contested — only two people have been charged in connection with that.

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shit whistle @guntoucher.bsky.social · 1d

Uncle Bill is the president

shit whistle @guntoucher.bsky.social · 1d

i know everyone saw this but i just got home and what in the god damn fuck

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 1d

Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."

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shit whistle @guntoucher.bsky.social · 1d

same

screenshot from Promise Mascot Agency (2025) Michi "The Janitor" speaks to "Pinky" a life size japanese mascot of a severed pinky, in the lobby of the titular Promise Mascot Agency

MICHI: I made a mistake, and I've been sent here to atone for it.

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shit whistle @guntoucher.bsky.social · 1d

Meet the Deedles... in HELL

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shit whistle @guntoucher.bsky.social · 1d

my favorite review i ever got was my manager praising everything about my work product and timeliness etc but "there's a perception that you dont give a shit" lol

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shit whistle @guntoucher.bsky.social · Mar 5

yes, that is correct your majesty, there is a huge fire right now

Stills from Three Kingdoms (2010) Liu Bei is waking up in a room that is massively on fire

A soldier rushes in to report

Soldier: The fire is too big.

The room they are standing in is still on fire

Soldier: Yes. Our camps are all located within forest, and the dry weather has made everything flammable.

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shit whistle @guntoucher.bsky.social · Mar 16

JOHNNY APPLESEED: any last words

ME: apples... fukkin suck dick

[BLAM]

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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 1d

you'd think a prominent news outlet like the New York Times might mention that "antifa" isn't an actual organization in a long story about antifa, but nope!

and the subhead helps props up a false claim this professor was up to something seedy as something up for debate

NYT headline: "Rutgers Expert on Antifa Tries to Flee to Spain After Death Threats"

subheadline: "Mark Bray was teaching courses on antifascism. Turning Point USA accused him of belonging to antifa, which he denies. His flight to Spain was canceled abruptly on Wednesday night."

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