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gusshepherd.bsky.social
Gus Shepherd
@gusshepherd.bsky.social
160 followers 340 following 810 posts
Professional Engineer, woodworker, astronomer , and rollercoaster enthusiast. Also a dog. Known as @[email protected] on Mastodon. He/him/his. Pan. 40
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Gus Shepherd @gusshepherd.bsky.social · 1d
He got confused shopping for furniture because he thought it was a chaste lounge.
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Corodon @thecorodon.bsky.social · 1d
Exodus 8:2
"If you refuse to let them go, I will send a plague of frogs on your whole country."
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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 2d
Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid
Three persons in inflatable frog costumes. One of them is holding a nicely painted sign with two little cartoon frogs holding hands, below the text "FROGS TOGETHER STRONG"
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Gus Shepherd @gusshepherd.bsky.social · 1d
Silly, plastic eyes are macroplastics!
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Gus Shepherd @gusshepherd.bsky.social · 1d
Thank you JD
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Gus Shepherd @gusshepherd.bsky.social · 1d
the latter
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Gus Shepherd @gusshepherd.bsky.social · 1d
the antifa looked at you?
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 2d
hmm this Art. it speaks to me
screenshot from tumblr. username @matthewsiji.com says "It's 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousness of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4" username crazy-pages reblogs with the added note: "I can't decide if it's better if they're not really uploaded into the cloud, they just all tricked themselves into thinking a GPT model trained on their brain is them, so she's playing with their fake echoes in a macabre imitation of the immortality they deluded themselves into believing they had. Or if they're real and she's just about to torment them forever"
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Gus Shepherd @gusshepherd.bsky.social · 1d
Eh, doesn't matter IMO. It was deliberately done to mock him and his sobriety.
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Gus Shepherd @gusshepherd.bsky.social · 1d
did you ever do anything fun?
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Gus Shepherd @gusshepherd.bsky.social · 1d
youtu.be/DSoqC6ERnYA
Fitz and The Tantrums - 123456 [Official Video]
YouTube video by Fitz and the Tantrums
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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 2d
it's not FOR us
edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 2d
Respect to George Harrison. If my guitar gently wept I would freak out.
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nobody @granddad.bsky.social · 3d
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Gus Shepherd @gusshepherd.bsky.social · 2d
I was going to say that the plastic eyes are a choking hazard and that's why you don't see them as much
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Beren's Reverie @berensreverie.bsky.social · Nov 11
The Hunter's Funeral Procession
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Gus Shepherd @gusshepherd.bsky.social · 3d
my mistake, it was sesame Street
youtu.be/ksL_7WrhWOc
Sesame Street - Monsterpiece Theater "Waiting for Elmo"
YouTube video by sawing14s
youtu.be
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Gus Shepherd @gusshepherd.bsky.social · 3d
pretty sure the Muppets did a version too
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Hollow, the Pup @ BLFC @hollowpup.com · 3d
It's only right that you should
play the way you feel it...
Mumford and Hollow dressed like the Fleetwood Mac - Rumors album cover.
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Gus Shepherd @gusshepherd.bsky.social · 4d
You're ball is in the parking lot.

Would you like to play again?
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Gus Shepherd @gusshepherd.bsky.social · 4d
Reformed Disney Adult
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Harry Turtledove @hntdove.bsky.social · 6d
Hell of a thing to put next to a statue of Joan of Arc. (h/t David Pilling)
Fire extinguisher next to a statue of Joan of Arc
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Gus Shepherd @gusshepherd.bsky.social · 7d
*Presses F*
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Gus Shepherd @gusshepherd.bsky.social · 7d
1) Yes
2) more or less, yes
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Gus Shepherd @gusshepherd.bsky.social · 8d
They're all LEDs now so it's werewolf safe
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J. Stryker | Memento Mori ☠️ @easterncoyote.bsky.social · 26d
If you can’t teach them empathy, teach them consequences.
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