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Guy @guyanderson.bsky.social · 48m

Top work H! Crack on……

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Neal Champion @champ.org.uk · 6h

Apparently Nvidia has become the world's first $5 trillion company...3 months after becoming a $4 trillion company

Anyone who doesn't see a stock market bubble here is deliberately looking the other way

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Guy @guyanderson.bsky.social · 17h

Pedantly The Onion is a USA version of Private Eye which has been going since 1961 😁👍👍

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Guy @guyanderson.bsky.social · 19h

It’s pronounced Frank

Guy @guyanderson.bsky.social · 20h

I guess he wants to be able to test the Aprillia 2026

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Guy @guyanderson.bsky.social · 22h

Innumerable people die straining for a shit on the loo. RIP Chris eg

Guy @guyanderson.bsky.social · 1d

Genius. Shame I missed this

fiveankles.bsky.social @fiveankles.bsky.social · 1d

In advance of a live appearance this evening in Bethnal Green (tickets here: backyardcomedyclub.co.uk/event/link/?...) I am reminded of another speaking engagement a few years ago:

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David Emmett @motomatters.com · 1d

Great news on Noah Dettwiler. No longer listed as critical. Still a very long way to go, but this is a really positive development

Update on Noah Dettwiler
According to the doctors, Noah's condition is now stable and no longer critical.
He will continue to be monitored closely in the intensive care unit.
Thank you all for your continued support and kindness.
CIP Green Power Team, Dettwiler family, management, and Tom Lüthi

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Guy @guyanderson.bsky.social · 1d

Your poor back!!!!

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Guy @guyanderson.bsky.social · 1d

That would be awesome

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Guy @guyanderson.bsky.social · 1d

Installed this today. Ache like phuq

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Guy @guyanderson.bsky.social · 1d

This tune was just on 6Music and it perfectly sums up my clubbing life

Ecstasy became my choice. My escape. My confidence. At the time you hope that moment in time would last forever but at the same time you know it won’t

Skinner is wordsmith genius

The Streets - Weak Become Heroes (Official Video)

The official video for The Streets – Weak Become Heroes Subscribe for more content from The Streets: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDxksVunXe5hs6jSy4y3Seg?sub_confirmation=1 See more Official Music Videos from The Streets here: http://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLcjvBZdWQbRV2oec-l8buV1xMhaU1N

youtu.be

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Vagina Museum @vaginamuseum.bsky.social · 2d

It's the Fesshole/Vagina Museum crossover event you've all been waiting for. Tons of you tagged us into this across all of our socials, asking for a fact-check. The consensus of the reply guys is that it Didn't Happen. However, this is in fact very possible. Here's why...

Fesshole screenshot: I may have nearly knocked out my gynecologist by shooting a speculum at his head. It wasn't my fault. He made me laugh, my muscles contracted, and suddenly my twat was a cannon.

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Neal Champion @champ.org.uk · 2d

For me, Wikipedia is the internet we were promised

Great interview with Jimmy Wales:

www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

‘People thought I was a communist doing this as a non-profit’: is Wikipedia’s Jimmy Wales the last decent tech baron?

In an online landscape characterised by doom and division, the people’s encyclopedia stands out – a huge collective endeavour giving everyone free access to the sum of human knowledge. But with Elon M...

www.theguardian.com

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Guy @guyanderson.bsky.social · 2d

BBC2 now is showing Once Upon A Time In Space

It’s incredible

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Guy @guyanderson.bsky.social · 2d

Tremors. I saw it accidentally; it really isn’t my type of film but the rate it moves along, the sheer daftness of it and the way the whole cast throws themselves at it makes it a winner.

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David Emmett @motomatters.com · 3d

Update on Noah Dettwiler. In ICU, critical but stable. Has had spleen removed, on artificial respiration, tachycardia. Not good but could have been much worse. Still a long way to go.

as.com/motor/motoci...

La operación a Dettwiler le deja “estable, pero sigue grave”

“Ha ha habido complicaciones”, asegura el doctor Charte: “El problema es la presión intracraneal, que va variando”

as.com

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Guy @guyanderson.bsky.social · 3d

👋

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Siobhan Hoffmann Sønderborg @siobhanhoffmann.bsky.social · 3d

Please let this be real.

Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 3d

Wall of Death, with a lion as a passenger.

wall of death, a guy on a motorbike above a woman deriving a car with a lion as a passenger

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Guy @guyanderson.bsky.social · 3d

Well, why not

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Guy @guyanderson.bsky.social · 3d

It’s still expensive even for a sofa 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Guy @guyanderson.bsky.social · 4d

Found a decent winter bike jacket 🧥

CASH

CASH is a down-filled leather jacket featuring diamond quilting at body and a 2-in-1 bib with hood lined in plush shearling. Designed for harsh winter conditions, it offers insulated protection through a center front zip closure with snap placket, rib knit cuffs, and double-entry waist pockets. The regular-fit silhouette and modular functionality provide a luxurious take on winter layering.

www.mackage.co.uk

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Lucio Lopez @luciolopezgp.bsky.social · 4d

Ok, the main thing is not publish everything or do it in a rush. It’s time to remember that we are a family and we should act with the respect every family has for their members.
All the love and strength to José Antonio and, especially, Noah and his family and team.

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Guy @guyanderson.bsky.social · 4d

Hey Siri show me an example of the Daily Mail ex-editors taking over the Sunday Times

Guy @guyanderson.bsky.social · 4d

I fell of at least 12 just watching