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Sean Geary

@gymbearfitness.bsky.social

700 followers 530 following 1.5K posts

Nerd. Husband. Bear. Improviser. Online fitness coach. gymbearfitness.com/coaching Use code: gymbearfitness at Hunky Tops Apparel for 10% off your first order

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Sean Geary @gymbearfitness.bsky.social · Apr 10

I just need to clear something up for any of you who might be furious.

I’m not gonna write you a love song cuz you asked for it.

Sean Geary @gymbearfitness.bsky.social · 11h

I don’t mean to brag, but my bowel movements lately have been so satisfying and no wipe.

Sean Geary @gymbearfitness.bsky.social · 1d

#TheMoreYouKnow

Pre Halloween reminder that no one likes your kid enough to give them free drugs. A cartoon jack-o’-lantern filled with Halloween candy

Sean Geary @gymbearfitness.bsky.social · 4d

1 being not at all? I’d say about 6. Like you’re super handsome and that would be my barrier. “He’s too handsome. He doesn’t want to talk to me.” But your spirit would come through I think and calm me down.

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Hunky Tops @hunkytops.com · 4d

You can celebrate pride all year round, you know?

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#WearItProud #MakeItHunky

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Sean Geary @gymbearfitness.bsky.social · 6d

CAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMP

Sean earring a “night owl” TeeTurtle t shirt maybe shorts and outside doing improv.

Sean Geary @gymbearfitness.bsky.social · 6d

Look at my fat boy pussy.

Sean Geary @gymbearfitness.bsky.social · 6d

a woman in a blue shirt is talking to a man in a helmet and says " i volunteer as tribute "

ALT: a woman in a blue shirt is talking to a man in a helmet and says " i volunteer as tribute "

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Sean Geary @gymbearfitness.bsky.social · 8d

I’m feeling feral.

Sean Geary @gymbearfitness.bsky.social · 8d

Still handsome af

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Sean Geary @gymbearfitness.bsky.social · 9d

Fine looking man

Sean Geary @gymbearfitness.bsky.social · 9d

Him: you look like my daughter.
Me: ok.
Him: she has tattoos on her arms too.
Me: like looking in a mirror I bet.

Sean Geary @gymbearfitness.bsky.social · 12d

Brussels sprouts are so delicious. Far and away my most favorite thing to eat.

Megaweapon @megaweapon5.bsky.social · 12d

Man, I can’t get enough of the music of Train. “Drops of Jupiter” is a banger!

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Lizzy For Democracy @lizzy2016.bsky.social · 13d

Flood the Zone with Truth and Facts...

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Sean Geary @gymbearfitness.bsky.social · 12d

SAME! Monday I had like 3 tasks to complete in 8 hours. What is this? I don’t think so. I have books to read, needlepoints to needlepoint, and workouts to do.

Sean Geary @gymbearfitness.bsky.social · 12d

I’m sure many of the empires had people who realized the shit was hitting the fan, but I’m SO GLAD with all the media and 24/7 news cycle we get to watch our demise in real time.

Sean Geary @gymbearfitness.bsky.social · 14d

The category for #mcm is once again: #FreshlyShoweredBear is it yet?

Sean Geary @gymbearfitness.bsky.social · 15d

My hands and beard would be all over that smooth scalp

Sean Geary @gymbearfitness.bsky.social · 17d

“you know, we as gay people, we get to choose our family” x

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Star:Line Chicago @starlinechicago.bsky.social · 18d

Just so we’re all clear, the President is forcing troops from other states into Illinois so the secret police can continue disappearing our neighbors

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Sean Geary @gymbearfitness.bsky.social · 19d

Also Cash Cab

Sean Geary @gymbearfitness.bsky.social · 19d

3A baby.

Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 20d

Sean Geary @gymbearfitness.bsky.social · 19d

It feels right. JD Powers says so, amirite?

John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 19d

Accurate

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Report: Reuben Rated Top Midsize Sandwich In Its Class

WESTLAKE VILLAGE, CA—Praising its standard features and overall dependability, J.D. Power and Associates released a new set of rankings Thursday, naming the Reuben the number-one midsize sandwich in i...

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Sean Geary @gymbearfitness.bsky.social · 20d

Not sure who will see this, but these two fab folks are so close and have a little more than a week to get it. If you have some to spare, please see your way. Thx!

Donate to Help Nicole and Andy Stay in the Home they Love, organized by Nicole Green

Hi Friends and Loved Ones, This spring, our landlord let us know … Nicole Green needs your support for Help Nicole and Andy Stay in the Home they Love

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Sean Geary @gymbearfitness.bsky.social · 20d

Same

shan @shannme.bsky.social · 20d

Same.

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 20d

“.. On closer inspection, however, it turned out that the image was not a photograph of a real event in Portland, but instead a fabrication created by combining two photographs of scenes that unfolded in South America nearly a decade apart ..”

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