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kermit the frog is sitting on a railing and holding onto a railing .

shan @shannme.bsky.social · 27d

We fucking did it! Great work team!!!

shan @shannme.bsky.social · 27d

$750K to go! 10 more hours!!!

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shan @shannme.bsky.social · 27d

ALT: kermit the frog is sitting on a railing and holding onto a railing .

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shan @shannme.bsky.social · 27d

$750K to go! 10 more hours!!!

a woman sitting on a bed talking on a phone with the words sell sell sell in red

shan @shannme.bsky.social · 27d

80% GO GO GO

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shan @shannme.bsky.social · 27d

Happy End of Quarter to all who celebrate! I need a little over $2M from you today.

ALT: a woman sitting on a bed talking on a phone with the words sell sell sell in red

a little boy is walking on a leash

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shan @shannme.bsky.social · 29d

🍷 🫥

ALT: a little boy is walking on a leash

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shan @shannme.bsky.social · Aug 16

shan @shannme.bsky.social · Aug 15

Imagine I’m this leopard & the boombox is my new Trapper Keeper. I’m just posted up, knowing everyone wishes they had my Trapper Keeper. But they don’t. I have it.

Sweet trapper keeper with a snow leopard proudly propped on his boombox. Everyone wants what he has. But they can’t have it.

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shan @shannme.bsky.social · Aug 1

I’ve always known that about you.

shan @shannme.bsky.social · Aug 1

Could it be used by eugenicists also? Yes. But that’s bc they are terrible people. Not bc the commercial itself is actually a problem.

shan @shannme.bsky.social · Aug 1

Ok the Sydney Sweeney controversy has escaped containment so I heard about it in the real world. This is a very obvious “hey pal my eyes are up here” reference in the commercial. SS has great genes & you show her eyes? Ah yes. That’s what she’s known for. It’s definitely not a 😉 to her giant boobs.

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shan @shannme.bsky.social · Aug 1

They sent plenty of women who’d been raped to nunneries too. Many women also escaped to nunneries to get away from whatever bullshit life was planned out for them.

shan @shannme.bsky.social · Aug 1

Amazing!!

a man standing in front of a brick house wearing a white t-shirt that says helicopter

shan @shannme.bsky.social · Jul 18

ALT: a man standing in front of a brick house wearing a white t-shirt that says helicopter

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shan @shannme.bsky.social · Jul 17

Breaking news, women have been over your bullshit for millennia.

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shan @shannme.bsky.social · Jul 5

People hate you bc you’re a terrible person. You hate me bc you’ve assigned me a set of morals that don’t actually align to me at all.

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shan @shannme.bsky.social · Jul 5

You’re as bad as those you hate. You can’t see that. But for me, someone whose brain actually hasn’t been eaten by hate, I can see that you’ve been consumed by it in the same way the fascists have been. Enjoy that.

shan @shannme.bsky.social · Jul 5

Then my comment isn’t to you. Pretend it started one comment up.

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shan @shannme.bsky.social · Jul 5

Yes, you fucking cunt. It’s fucking tragic & disgusting. And get this… we even care when adults die!

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Boo-sty Cackleford @ginerso.bsky.social · Jul 5

The only thing more disappointing than the bigoted stupidity of the right is the relish people that are allegedly on the left cheer for the misfortune of whole swaths of others in weather disasters because they think they deserved it. They’d be babbling the opposite if it were them.

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shan @shannme.bsky.social · Jul 5

You’ve lost your empathy. You’re as bad as the thoughts & prayers crew you think deserve to die. So…

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shan @shannme.bsky.social · Jul 5

Is the implication of your post that the local gov didn’t act in time bc they’re republican?