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“We can judge our progress by the courage of our questions and the depth of our answers, our willingness to embrace what is true rather than what feels good.” -Carl Sagan
Army vet, electronics tinkerer
Army vet, electronics tinkerer
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Someone just retweeted this so I’m gonna retweet it too
December 7, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Someone just retweeted this so I’m gonna retweet it too
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It is an absolutely delightful irony that the richest man in the world is universally acknowledged to be a huge fucking loser who not a single living person envies in any way at all
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
It is an absolutely delightful irony that the richest man in the world is universally acknowledged to be a huge fucking loser who not a single living person envies in any way at all
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My holiday gift to you: three hours of the worst Christmas music known to humanity. Apple Music and Spotify links can be found at shitm.as
December 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
My holiday gift to you: three hours of the worst Christmas music known to humanity. Apple Music and Spotify links can be found at shitm.as
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Completely tone-deaf shit. What if I grew up in Whoville? Might as well be selling a Quarter Hitler with Cheese. Why don’t you Hitler Size my fries while you’re at it
December 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Completely tone-deaf shit. What if I grew up in Whoville? Might as well be selling a Quarter Hitler with Cheese. Why don’t you Hitler Size my fries while you’re at it
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The replies to this ended up being so positive, loving, and joyful. I teared up a couple times.
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
The replies to this ended up being so positive, loving, and joyful. I teared up a couple times.
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Also, this always disarms me with a smile...
October 8, 2024 at 5:14 PM
Also, this always disarms me with a smile...
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This goes so incredibly hard.
Does anyone know of any other examples of where a video synchs perfectly to other audio, like the This Is America video clip set to Call Me Maybe?
December 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
This goes so incredibly hard.
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He used the phone to order a pizza but not to call 911. He wanted BLOOD 😭😭😭😭😭
He was fucking them up on Home Alone lmao
December 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
He used the phone to order a pizza but not to call 911. He wanted BLOOD 😭😭😭😭😭
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What an interesting coincidence.
December 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
What an interesting coincidence.
Gordo causally showing up to Black Friday at a car dealership 3 hours after opening and expecting a $900 car to still be there tracks SO MUCH.
December 6, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Gordo causally showing up to Black Friday at a car dealership 3 hours after opening and expecting a $900 car to still be there tracks SO MUCH.
If you turned on “hey siri” I can’t say I feel bad for you. You knew what was up.
So Apple be doing what Amazon Echo dots be doing?
Siri “unintentionally” recorded private convos; Apple agrees to pay $95M
Apple users may get $20 each for up to five Siri-enabled devices.
arstechnica.com
December 6, 2025 at 9:13 PM
If you turned on “hey siri” I can’t say I feel bad for you. You knew what was up.
FFS, encountered a woman trying in jackets in Dick’s that smelled so strongly of weed that even being near her gave my a headache. I know those jackets she was trying on are ruined now.
December 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
FFS, encountered a woman trying in jackets in Dick’s that smelled so strongly of weed that even being near her gave my a headache. I know those jackets she was trying on are ruined now.
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I don't think transgender athletes are the problem facing girls and women in sports.
Investigators say former coach Sean Gardner created videos showing close-up images of at least 10 minors naked or undressing, which they recovered from his computers last year while investigating reports of sexual abuse.
Gardner has pleaded not guilty and has been jailed pending trial.
Gardner has pleaded not guilty and has been jailed pending trial.
Olympics Sports Watchdog Failed to Stop Mississippi Coach's Sexual Abuse, Women Allege
Two gymnasts who say they were sexually abused at an elite academy in Iowa filed lawsuits Monday against the sport’s oversight bodies.
www.mississippifreepress.org
December 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I don't think transgender athletes are the problem facing girls and women in sports.
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did… did the dog write this recipe
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
did… did the dog write this recipe
It’s cold. I need a warm cinnamon roll and a hot latte in my life. #treatyoself
December 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
It’s cold. I need a warm cinnamon roll and a hot latte in my life. #treatyoself
There are like 4 blocks of Dallas that are walkable lol
if this is true you would not know it from reading this piece
December 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
There are like 4 blocks of Dallas that are walkable lol
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i grew up in dallas and feel confident no one from dallas would ever say this
?????? i think... a lot of texans would beg to differ
December 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM
i grew up in dallas and feel confident no one from dallas would ever say this
I love Brit protesting. It’s so Brit.
Four people were arrested after smothering apple crumble and custard on a display case containing the Imperial State Crown
Four Arrested After Throwing Apple Crumble And Custard At Crown Display In London
Take Back Power said its protest was to highlight its demands for the government to tax the super rich.
www.huffpost.com
December 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I love Brit protesting. It’s so Brit.
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The Never Ending Pasta Bowl is right there.
Kind of astounding that Olive Garden has never sponsored a bowl game
December 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The Never Ending Pasta Bowl is right there.
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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I have 10 & 7 year old sons. The only only only way to prepare boys for this is to talk - age appropriately - about it early and often.
cannot stress enough how bad it is to give teenage boys a "see this person naked" button. massive, multi-axis disaster
The rise of deepfake pornography in schools: ‘One girl was so horrified she vomited’ www.theguardian.com/society/ng-i...
December 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I have 10 & 7 year old sons. The only only only way to prepare boys for this is to talk - age appropriately - about it early and often.
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🇵🇱 The Polish government announces to the US that it no longer gives a damn about them.
And we admire their panache.
And we admire their panache.
December 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
🇵🇱 The Polish government announces to the US that it no longer gives a damn about them.
And we admire their panache.
And we admire their panache.
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The body transformation he had to undergo to become a newborn baby is incredible though. Definitely winning an Emmy.
Folks you may have been baffled by the “Kevin Costner presents the first Christmas” ad you just saw on ABC
And I am here to make it worse by sharing with you the official poster for this blessed event
And I am here to make it worse by sharing with you the official poster for this blessed event
December 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The body transformation he had to undergo to become a newborn baby is incredible though. Definitely winning an Emmy.
Reminder: this month is an optimal Counting Crows listening period.
December 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Reminder: this month is an optimal Counting Crows listening period.