Nicole 🇺🇸🇨🇦
@bottomoftheorder.bsky.social
Here for sports and laughs - Texas Rangers and VGK mostly. Caution: sarcasm. Las Vegas.
Kid is negative for COVID and Flu A and B 🤷 but he has a yucky head cold or something and feels awful.
December 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Kid is negative for COVID and Flu A and B 🤷 but he has a yucky head cold or something and feels awful.
The replies to this ended up being so positive, loving, and joyful. I teared up a couple times.
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
The replies to this ended up being so positive, loving, and joyful. I teared up a couple times.
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did… did the dog write this recipe
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
did… did the dog write this recipe
Umm there's another Avatar movie? Who asked for this?
December 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Umm there's another Avatar movie? Who asked for this?
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This is Poncho. He's trying to fix some mistakes on his medical record. Actually does not require any more shots, must have been a typo. 12/10 (TT: veterinariabarranquitas)
December 5, 2025 at 12:08 AM
This is Poncho. He's trying to fix some mistakes on his medical record. Actually does not require any more shots, must have been a typo. 12/10 (TT: veterinariabarranquitas)
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Real Estate: Look Who You’ve Become
December 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Real Estate: Look Who You’ve Become
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Working In General Vicinity For 8 Hours A Day Misinterpreted As Friendship https://theonion.com/working-in-general-vicinity-for-8-hours-a-day-misinterp-1838142520/
December 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Working In General Vicinity For 8 Hours A Day Misinterpreted As Friendship https://theonion.com/working-in-general-vicinity-for-8-hours-a-day-misinterp-1838142520/
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columbia sportswear is running an ad campaign challenging flat earthers to send them a picture of the edge of earth
December 3, 2025 at 3:20 AM
columbia sportswear is running an ad campaign challenging flat earthers to send them a picture of the edge of earth
OMG 🤣🤣🤣
Panthers lol what
November 30, 2025 at 6:37 PM
OMG 🤣🤣🤣
Panthers lol what
November 30, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Panthers lol what
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No one:
Nobody:
me: i like a hairy chest and big dick energy
Nobody:
me: i like a hairy chest and big dick energy
November 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
No one:
Nobody:
me: i like a hairy chest and big dick energy
Nobody:
me: i like a hairy chest and big dick energy
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
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Black Friday reminder - that product with a great price being sold by a company with a name that's just a bunch of random letters may end up on our website someday because it explodes.
November 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Black Friday reminder - that product with a great price being sold by a company with a name that's just a bunch of random letters may end up on our website someday because it explodes.
If you download the Fanatics app, they are having a 60% off sale and free shipping for Black Friday.
November 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
If you download the Fanatics app, they are having a 60% off sale and free shipping for Black Friday.
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I made cupcakes for the Bluesky bake sale
November 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I made cupcakes for the Bluesky bake sale
Too much Thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Too much Thanksgiving
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This is Bear. He is in charge of supervising Thanksgiving dinner preparation. Appointed himself to the role, but takes it very seriously. 14/10 (TT: emileebellant)
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
This is Bear. He is in charge of supervising Thanksgiving dinner preparation. Appointed himself to the role, but takes it very seriously. 14/10 (TT: emileebellant)
I'm in this post and I'm perfectly fine with it.
I love vibing at home, in my own space, doing my own thing. No drama, no noise, just me, my peace, my snacks, and zero obligations. I enjoy my own company way too much to be out chasing chaos
November 26, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I'm in this post and I'm perfectly fine with it.
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This is Scotchy. He is here to collect the belly rub toll. Would like to remind you that failing to pay results in a fine of even more belly rubs. 12/10 (TT: scotchythedoxie)
November 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
This is Scotchy. He is here to collect the belly rub toll. Would like to remind you that failing to pay results in a fine of even more belly rubs. 12/10 (TT: scotchythedoxie)
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TL cleanse.
Before acting, it is necessary to check. 😂
Before acting, it is necessary to check. 😂
November 24, 2025 at 5:43 AM
TL cleanse.
Before acting, it is necessary to check. 😂
Before acting, it is necessary to check. 😂
Man the Raiders are a dumpster fire
November 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Man the Raiders are a dumpster fire
I'm playing the guy with Jahmyr Gibbs today rip
November 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I'm playing the guy with Jahmyr Gibbs today rip