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Undead Hail Sagan 💀👻🎃

@hailsagan42069.bsky.social

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Dad type human married to Lady Hail. Megalith. Guitar. Bass. Beer. Casual blasphemy. No bigots or phobes allowed, seriously fuck off. He/him Tune low, play slow, die whenever. https://bandcamp.com/666adam666/wishlist

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Undead Hail Sagan 💀👻🎃 @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 23h

I don't know, maybe 3 hot dogs could fix it.

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Undead Hail Sagan 💀👻🎃 @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 1d

Ouch

Undead Hail Sagan 💀👻🎃 @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 1d

I'm guessing your costume is Krist Novoselic from the 1992 VMAs.

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Krist Novoselic Bass Throw Accident

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Undead Hail Sagan 💀👻🎃 @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 1d

I don't want to know.

An orange item, shaped like a roasted turkey, with a suspiciously sized and placed hole.

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Undead Hail Sagan 💀👻🎃 @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 1d

Kicked it off with Guided By Voices. We'll see where the winds take me.

Undead Hail Sagan 💀👻🎃 @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 1d

We're coming up on the 6 months of the year that the clock in my car is correct.

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Undead Hail Sagan 💀👻🎃 @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 1d

That's true

Undead Hail Sagan 💀👻🎃 @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 1d

Where did we go wrong with our parenting? We tried so hard to be open minded, but Spawn 1 is a Broncos fan.

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Undead Hail Sagan 💀👻🎃 @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 2d

Change one letter. Ruin a candy

Sweet Farts

Dan (Chariot Greeter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 2d

Change a letter, ruin a candy

Soul Patch Kids

Undead Hail Sagan 💀👻🎃 @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 2d

Change one letter. Ruin a candy

Peanus M&Ms

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Game Boy Ain't Right @gb-aint-right.vampirefriday.org · 2d

A King of the Hill screenshot stylized to look like original Game Boy Graphics. Peggy Hill is in line at the grocery store and looks excited. Text reads "Can you tell me if it will be Y2K compliant?"

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mx. november @magicscience.info · 2d

that’s right beg you miserable worm

Printout on a shrink wrapped pallet of a sweaty bald man on his knees praying. It says DO NOT STACK ON THIS PALLET!

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Undead Hail Sagan 💀👻🎃 @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 2d

Change one letter. Ruin a candy

Peanus M&Ms

thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 2d

Change one letter. Ruin a candy

Shittles

Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social · 2d

Change one letter. Ruin a candy.

S&Ms

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Undead Hail Sagan 💀👻🎃 @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 3d

Happy birthday!

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Undead Hail Sagan 💀👻🎃 @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 3d

I am kinda irked that I can't find the Skyline Chili ice cream.

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Undead Hail Sagan 💀👻🎃 @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 4d

a close up of a man 's face making a funny face .

Alt: a close up of a man 's face making a funny face .

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Undead Hail Sagan 💀👻🎃 @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 4d

A Christmas tree ornament that's supposed to be a donut, but it looks like a bootyhole, so I just had to put goatse hands on it to give it a more complete look

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Undead Hail Sagan 💀👻🎃 @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 4d

Uh, that's fred chibben sandich

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Undead Hail Sagan 💀👻🎃 @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 4d

Spawn 1 was just singing "Let It Go" and then ripped a huge fart

Undead Hail Sagan 💀👻🎃 @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 4d

Thanks, I did.

Undead Hail Sagan 💀👻🎃 @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 4d

I shall.

Undead Hail Sagan 💀👻🎃 @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 4d

Any other old Touch & Go heads into Tar? I threw on Toast the other day and forgot how good it was.

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Undead Hail Sagan 💀👻🎃 @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 5d

I know someone here will appreciate this feat of modern engineering

A 1992 GMC Sonoma, painted yellow with a black hood. The truck is converted to having skis on the front and tracks in the back. It's quite interesting.

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Undead Hail Sagan 💀👻🎃 @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 5d

Happy birthday! Stay rad and do some cool shit

Undead Hail Sagan 💀👻🎃 @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 5d

Hell yeah, will do and thanks

Undead Hail Sagan 💀👻🎃 @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 5d

I feel like Gollum holding it.