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Dan (Chariot Greeter)
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I am Chariot Greeter and these are my ridiculous songs
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This account is for entertainment purposes only; I am a mentally ill person seeing patterns where they don’t exist.
OK but if you told me that “held points” were a thing I’d believe it
How many accounts here regularly make posts that get enough replies to warrant having a ranking system for them? Does anyone even want that many?
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That moral bypassing and conflict avoidance
People are always looking for ways to explain how people in poverty are the ones at fault for it.

"Grow produce on your balcony!"
"Just cook from scratch, it's cheaper!"
"Make your own clothes!"

Systemic issues are ignored, and more people become poor.
“At the same time, more than half of Gen Z members say they are struggling to make ends meet, yet a majority buy themselves a small treat, such as a pastry, coffee, or sweet, at least once a week. That can lead to overspending…”

archive.ph/2TI8J
They should be thanking you for your discretion (with money)
Another bullshit holiday that probably didn’t even become “traditional” until the early Cold War
“Holy shit, five minutes ago I was Blossom now I’m Bette Midler!”
You’ve been waiting so long for this
An angry mob is a *type* of alliance
Going great
I am once again *attempting* to participate in Normalvember
Her comeback would have been so amazing
Making the program universal is more efficient than supporting a whole administrative apparatus for adjudicating “real” need. Easiest way to eliminate fraud is to eliminate it as a conceptual possibility.
If you want or need SNAP benefits, literally the only barrier should be...signing up.

"But what about fraud?" My sibling in red, white, and blue, THE PENTAGON HASN'T PASSED AN AUDIT IN YEARS AND MONEY IS FAKE. I don't care if too many people have food assistance.
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If you want or need SNAP benefits, literally the only barrier should be...signing up.

"But what about fraud?" My sibling in red, white, and blue, THE PENTAGON HASN'T PASSED AN AUDIT IN YEARS AND MONEY IS FAKE. I don't care if too many people have food assistance.
If you’re more into the idea of having a servant than you are into the idea of getting the chores done, you’re gonna be really excited for this
The loading-the-dishwasher struggle is real. Even—or especially—for the $20,000 1X Neo humanoid home robot.

🔗: on.wsj.com/47whlZ1
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A dishwasher is already a robot that does your dishes
The loading-the-dishwasher struggle is real. Even—or especially—for the $20,000 1X Neo humanoid home robot.

🔗: on.wsj.com/47whlZ1
One thing I love about this app is there’s always somebody a hundred steps down a path no one else can even see
me: here's a funny anecdote about Tyler Glasnow

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I don’t understand how I determine what I’ll post about my life and what I won’t
In the dream, it was a dream song, but it was connected to an experience irl where I was singing I Wanna Dance With Somebody and you would not even believe I am a cisgender heterosexual man… and then the key changed, which I didn’t remember
Not driving at this awful hour, just had a dream about singing while driving
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Alt-text: a coyote moving through a field and brush, carrying a pumpkin in its mouth. It is holding the pumpkin by the stem.
Not driving at this awful hour, just had a dream about singing while driving
Man, why do they always have to modulate the key up? I didn’t take the right breath for that, I’m just driving my car over here.
I am once again *attempting* to participate in Normalvember