Dan (Chariot Greeter)
@dingledooiss.bsky.social
I am Chariot Greeter and these are my ridiculous songs
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This account is for entertainment purposes only; I am a mentally ill person seeing patterns where they don’t exist.
Charvel up front, Jackson in the back
December 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Charvel up front, Jackson in the back
What’s the earliest an adult can go to bed before it’s embarrassing
December 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
What’s the earliest an adult can go to bed before it’s embarrassing
They trying to do some kind of Branson Evita thing for the Veep’s special lady?
These people all go to rich people megachurches so they have no idea how freaky this looks to normal people
December 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
They trying to do some kind of Branson Evita thing for the Veep’s special lady?
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society that never invented writing: oral tradition dictates that there is nothing mightier than the sword
December 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
society that never invented writing: oral tradition dictates that there is nothing mightier than the sword
She wore a Rowsdower beret
December 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
She wore a Rowsdower beret
We’re gonna out-Colt the Colts and bring in Joe Montana to take it home on the season
December 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
We’re gonna out-Colt the Colts and bring in Joe Montana to take it home on the season
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SoftBank is genuinely destroying itself trying to afford to pay OpenAI $22.5bn. There isn’t enough money to fund this company!
www.reuters.com/business/med...
www.reuters.com/business/med...
December 21, 2025 at 8:04 AM
SoftBank is genuinely destroying itself trying to afford to pay OpenAI $22.5bn. There isn’t enough money to fund this company!
www.reuters.com/business/med...
www.reuters.com/business/med...
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Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
I dream of a trad metal cover of “Invincible”
I’m glad everyone is enjoying football but I’m watching this 1980s youth gone wild cult classic.
December 21, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I dream of a trad metal cover of “Invincible”
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I don’t know how anyone can still talk about “the AI revolution” with a straight face. Reuters story about a railroad company that has sunk $300,000 into “developing AI products” and appears to have made…a chatbot that doesn’t work?
archive.is/2025.12.17-0...
archive.is/2025.12.17-0...
December 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I don’t know how anyone can still talk about “the AI revolution” with a straight face. Reuters story about a railroad company that has sunk $300,000 into “developing AI products” and appears to have made…a chatbot that doesn’t work?
archive.is/2025.12.17-0...
archive.is/2025.12.17-0...
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They market it as "this is so easy ANYONE can do ___ it will unlock everything" and then when it doesn't fucking work they'll sell you a consultation package telling you why you just need to git gud.
This is gaslighting. OpenAI and Anthropic are selling business software by conning people into paying them service contracts to work out how to make their software work. Also apparently you can’t “solve billion dollar problems” with AI now? Good stuff
December 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
They market it as "this is so easy ANYONE can do ___ it will unlock everything" and then when it doesn't fucking work they'll sell you a consultation package telling you why you just need to git gud.
Oooo chicken noodle soup
They’re turning me into a Weapon tonight
December 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Oooo chicken noodle soup
Sometimes, being a cretin chooses you
December 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Sometimes, being a cretin chooses you
And stay gone
December 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
And stay gone
I was busy all night last night but what I’m getting from the TL is that one should train for boxing if one wants to box
December 20, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I was busy all night last night but what I’m getting from the TL is that one should train for boxing if one wants to box
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GM.
I’m a single mom. I entered a lease w/ my BD/partner & he abandoned us after signing, no calls, no contact, no help, filing for court order to pay only $200.00 a month. I’m short his share of rent $843.00. IF ANYONE can help me. We cannot be evicted.
CA/V: wapshkankwet
I’m a single mom. I entered a lease w/ my BD/partner & he abandoned us after signing, no calls, no contact, no help, filing for court order to pay only $200.00 a month. I’m short his share of rent $843.00. IF ANYONE can help me. We cannot be evicted.
CA/V: wapshkankwet
December 20, 2025 at 1:06 PM
GM.
I’m a single mom. I entered a lease w/ my BD/partner & he abandoned us after signing, no calls, no contact, no help, filing for court order to pay only $200.00 a month. I’m short his share of rent $843.00. IF ANYONE can help me. We cannot be evicted.
CA/V: wapshkankwet
I’m a single mom. I entered a lease w/ my BD/partner & he abandoned us after signing, no calls, no contact, no help, filing for court order to pay only $200.00 a month. I’m short his share of rent $843.00. IF ANYONE can help me. We cannot be evicted.
CA/V: wapshkankwet
Many men have lost their lives at the hands of shadow thief
December 20, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Many men have lost their lives at the hands of shadow thief
Up at my mom’s and it’s really bice
December 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Up at my mom’s and it’s really bice
I think I may for the first time in my life need to ask for an accommodation at work.
December 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I think I may for the first time in my life need to ask for an accommodation at work.
Nonononono there can’t be a PlayStation store sale right now
December 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Nonononono there can’t be a PlayStation store sale right now
We don’t have to be suspicious of each other when the scarcity isn’t even real. We need only be suspicious of the hoard-keepers.
It’s a travesty that there are mobility aids sitting in warehouses being hoarded and gatekept for money, unused, while everyone wants to act like they’re a scarce resource
December 19, 2025 at 1:54 PM
We don’t have to be suspicious of each other when the scarcity isn’t even real. We need only be suspicious of the hoard-keepers.
Math, is this allowed?
Space news is the best. Like, what do you mean there's a runaway supermassive black hole 10 million times bigger than the sun moving through space at 2 million miles per hour www.space.com/astronomy/bl...
James Webb Space Telescope confirms 1st 'runaway' supermassive black hole rocketing through 'Cosmic Owl' galaxies at 2.2 million mph: 'It boggles the mind!'
"The forces that are needed to dislodge such a massive black hole from its home are enormous."
www.space.com
December 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Math, is this allowed?
@bangiigekek.bsky.social they’re putting slurs on Jeopardy now 😆
December 19, 2025 at 1:19 PM
@bangiigekek.bsky.social they’re putting slurs on Jeopardy now 😆
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Of all the sins of AI, this is an unexpected and deeply annoying one
Funny animal videos no longer being trustworthy just fucking sucks all around. I love the wonder of animal behavior and what it says about the experience of being alive. It's because it happened in reality that it's so fun. It's not fun if it was just made up. There's no wonder there.
December 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Of all the sins of AI, this is an unexpected and deeply annoying one
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Disabled people do not owe able-bodied people a performance. If you don’t understand how invisible disabilities work, or the millions of ways disabilities can look, that’s something to start educating yourself on asap.
December 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Disabled people do not owe able-bodied people a performance. If you don’t understand how invisible disabilities work, or the millions of ways disabilities can look, that’s something to start educating yourself on asap.