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KwaiDan (Chariot Haunter)

@dingledooiss.bsky.social

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I am Chariot Greeter and these are my ridiculous songs

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KwaiDan (Chariot Haunter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · Jan 22

This account is for entertainment purposes only; I am a mentally ill person seeing patterns where they don’t exist.

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KwaiDan (Chariot Haunter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 9h

You are the hero tonight

KwaiDan (Chariot Haunter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 9h

Vatican security guard: hey buddy you can’t pope in here, we already got a guy

KwaiDan (Chariot Haunter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 10h

Hope so, this is taking forever

KwaiDan (Chariot Haunter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 10h

The True Reliever relieves the whole crew

Bronze Age Babies @bronzeagebabies.bsky.social · 1d

This here’s a man of the people.

Former Cubs pitcher Lee Smith on why he always walked so slowly out of the bullpen when he was called - he heard the grounds crew got time and a half of the game stretched past 4:30 pm.

KwaiDan (Chariot Haunter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 12h

Yeah

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 1d

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

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Sheryl Weikal and the colorful Parrotlegals @leftistlawyer.com · 15h

As soon as we start accepting "proving innocence" into our vernacular, we start normalizing really insidious and dangerous shit, especially now when that is the language being used by this administration to racially profile people.

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KwaiDan (Chariot Haunter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 13h

Not enough to keep the riff raff out?

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KwaiDan (Chariot Haunter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 13h

Blueshammer!

Natalie Weiner @natalieweiner.bsky.social · 1d

lmao a list of the top 20 blues artists of all time where the top 5 are all white guys... hellorayo.co.uk/planet-rock/...

The Top 20 Greatest Blues Artists of All Time

Here at Planet Rock, our resident blues expert Bernard Doherty brings you the...

hellorayo.co.uk

KwaiDan (Chariot Haunter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 13h

Today is excessively worky and then I have therapy, so the posting will be light until I’ve rent my soul twice

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Dead Chicken @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 16h

New Honse just dropped

Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 17h

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KwaiDan (Chariot Haunter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 14h

I got it too, so I’m right there with you.

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Willie Jack's Favorite Uncle @dandantransient.bsky.social · 17h

I'm starting to think Europeans that left Europe to colonize America weren't actually fleeing tyranny

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KwaiDan (Chariot Haunter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 14h

Looks like a monument once tried to get in the doorway

KwaiDan (Chariot Haunter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 16h

Have you tried colace?

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KwaiDan (Chariot Haunter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 19h

God, in the end they’re still just nerds getting caught up in minute details that wouldn’t even be necessary in the scenario they’re fantasizing about

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cageyratfish FREE LINK, YOU COWARDS 🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 @cageyratfish.bsky.social · 1d

"them that has" are scrambling to scrape up every last dollar & resource while they still can. they don't care if they destroy the planet & everyone on it but them. The pandemic put a fear into them that they've responded to by literally burning down anything & anyone who stands in their greedy way

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KwaiDan (Chariot Haunter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 1d

😏 woodwinds

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KwaiDan (Chariot Haunter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 1d

❤️ take care of yourself

KwaiDan (Chariot Haunter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 1d

You shake my grapes and you rattle my juice

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KwaiDan (Chariot Haunter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 1d

Posting Main on main

KwaiDan (Chariot Haunter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 1d

Let him know I respect the rules

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KwaiDan (Chariot Haunter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 1d

I bring that BDE

*bone deep ennui

𐓄𐒰𐓍𐒷 Heathen @motherofbeanz.bsky.social · 1d

I bring that BDE

*bisexual disappointment energy

Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 1d

I bring that BDE

*bipolar Devi energy

KwaiDan (Chariot Haunter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 1d

Oh no

KwaiDan (Chariot Haunter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 1d

The näd, a weighted lap pillow

Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 1d

Your IKEA product is your name, spelled backwards, with an umlaut.

I am Arön, a $6 fairly dim smart light bulb that only fits chandelier style fixtures, but is IFTTT compatible.

nonbinary cardinal copia @asterionhex.monster · 1d

I want to play this game but my name doesn’t have any Swedish letters

I’d be a weird coathook though

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KwaiDan (Chariot Haunter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 1d

Two characters you like, and tag 5 others to do it too.

I read the instructions but I can’t handle the cognitive load of tagging people, so embrace chaos.

Happy Harry Hardon, as portrayed by Christian Slater, with a lit cigarette in his mouth and a lit match in his hand.

Sarah Connor, as portrayed by Linda Hamilton. She’s wearing sunglasses and doing something with some sort of rifle. I don’t know anything about that, but it looks cool.