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charlotte brocontë

@halenthir.bsky.social

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“local religious freakology connoisseur”. even if there’s no privs yet i decided i should probably have an alt for hole 🔞 @caranthirs.bsky.social

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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · Nov 16

in any universe on any site i would find you and i would post talmudically informed elf penis from an account with a kirby icon

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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 1d

historical setting erotica is funnier if you interpret every implausibly cut dick to mean that the subject is jewish. you’ll just be seeing some medieval knight about to pound his squire thinking well mazel tov to this man

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Blanche @blanchebees.bsky.social · 2d

Day 10 - Oral sex
#kinktober

Digital art of one knight giving oral to a bigger knight. The smaller one has his visor up, covering his eyes while he's licking up the fellow Knight's hard cock. The big one is holding the back of the smaller knight's helm, keeping him on his cock. He's shirtless, still wearing his aventail and helm, gauntlets and his lowered pants.

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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 4d

historical erotica is often underestimating the degree to which the average straight man in the period they’re writing about would have been absolutely diabolically horny about bush

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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 14d

absolutely horrifying when ppl are complaining about some fictional dude and they’re listing objectively negative traits but you love horrible men so you’re reading this like pleasepleasePLEASE stop there’s only so wet my pussy can get

charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 14d

one of my favorite alienfucking things is when the alien is inhuman enough that kissing has to be explained. like oh yeah one of our intimate things is that we touch our mouth parts to each other. it can mean very different things depending on the kind of mouth-touching, yeah

charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 14d

FJFJDJ thank you, i’m so flattered 💜

charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 14d

i don’t think celegorm fathered either of them but i like for a certain concern that the chances are not 0 to hang over that fuck like a foul miasma

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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 14d

my thesis of maeglin/dior is [while literally balls deep] i sure hope celegorm isn’t my biological father. i sure hope celegorm isn’t your biological father either

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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 19d

there are characters i think are bisexual and then there are characters who i think fuck women but have probably also fucked men because a hole is a hole and those are two completely different things

charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 19d

LMAOOOO happy to help. we can’t just let dicks get all the gun adjacent language here

charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 20d

YESSSS (💜💜💜)

charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 20d

THANK YOU same to you!!

charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 20d

the fact that it’s new year will not stop me from thinking about an elf’s fat tdick. in fact i consider this perfect for the occasion

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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 20d

shana tova, everybody

charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 20d

as i always say: i love aegnor and andreth love children but the only problem with them is that when i think of the aegnor that exists in my mind, i’m not entirely convinced that man has ever looked down the barrel of a snatch in his life

tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 20d

one of the unorthodox gil-galad origins i indulge in is the idea of him being andreth and aegnor’s son which is for the most part terribly sad but it’s funny of andreth in the sense that like. have the lords of the noldor ever pissed you off so bad you released your own, improved lord of the noldor

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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · Dec 10

Photo of jrr tolkien with a chat bubble at the bottom of the screen

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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 23d

turgon/finrod to me just has to be giving edwardian schoolboy sodomy like it has to give the part of every notable early 20th century british man’s memoir where he’s like obviously, all boys are homosexuals at school

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cwn's fat pussy cinematic universe @bingliushens.bsky.social · 27d

imagine being the person that's like "squirting isn't real!! it's just piss!!!" as if fucking someone so good they piss themselves isn't the hottest thing that could possibly happen

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anor londo’s catboy ornstein merch peddler @irithyllians.bsky.social · 28d

oh, you know, just caranthir being his charming self

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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · Sep 12

NOOOOO rip 🙏🥲

charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · Sep 12

IT WILL BE GOOD it will be okay. i will just rest and do sitting tasks and dm you about eso at a frankly unconscionable rate

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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · Sep 12

i knew that doing fun and active things for a few weeks would catch up with me and my body would beat my ass when it did like i was prepared for this but nonetheless…….well, if you see 50 thousand elfposts from me in the next week, you know why

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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · Sep 8

exactly!!! and it even feels like a logical conclusion for a guy whose canonical death is being crushed by his own tower

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KONafinwë @feanors.bsky.social · Sep 8

I think the 12 lords should test this theory one after the other for science

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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · Sep 8

exactly. exactly. it’s science