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Trying to think of something clever, but today isn't the day. Pop culture and stuff.

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Hallenbeck77 @hallenbeck77.bsky.social · Mar 11

If you're not following his feed, you should be.

Silliness, puns, brutal honesty that needs to be said, and hope. The foundation for a great poster on this app.

✪ Jonathan H. Gray: “Professor of Halloweenery” ✪ @jongraywb.bsky.social · Mar 11

Its hard. It always is. But don’t ever give up and don’t ever give in. That’s what they want you to do. Live truly and loudly for yourself in spite of them. Try your best to have a decent day. ❤️

Scared as what you are feeling. Brave is what you are doing a sign outside of a small donut shop in Savannah.

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✪ Jonathan H. Gray: “Professor of Halloweenery” ✪ @jongraywb.bsky.social · 6h

Every day, I’m out here hustlin’ and dropping bangers. Get on my level. 😤😤😤

a man wearing a black jacket and a white hat with the letter e on it

Alt: a blak man wearing a black jacket and a white hat doing hopscotch while Crip walking

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Hallenbeck77 @hallenbeck77.bsky.social · 9h

Not sure. There MAY be a saving grace--Idris Elba as Man-at-Arms, so there's that. And it's from the director of Bumblebee, so... maybe it can still be entertaining.

But, man, folks need to stop giving Leto franchise films to star in.

Hallenbeck77 @hallenbeck77.bsky.social · 9h

One of the GOATs. And yes, I have the Pixel Remaster version of it as well.

Hallenbeck77 @hallenbeck77.bsky.social · 10h

And he's gonna be Skeletor in ANOTHER franchise film, Masters of the Universe.

Wonder if Amazon MGM is getting a bit nervous right about now.

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Christopher Doll @blackbirdcd.bsky.social · 1d

This is Space Frog

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Hallenbeck77 @hallenbeck77.bsky.social · 12h

He looks like Paul Phoenix from Tekken after someone beat the polygons off his ass

Hallenbeck77 @hallenbeck77.bsky.social · 12h

This is gonna be a live-action film--probably needed someone who looks like a living skeleton, anyway.

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Hallenbeck77 @hallenbeck77.bsky.social · 13h

Yup.

Amazon MGM studios is releasing a Masters of the Universe movie June 5, 2026. Jared Leto is cast as Skeletor. Why do they keep casting him in stuff like this?

Hallenbeck77 @hallenbeck77.bsky.social · 14h

This just goes to show that Jared Leto has no business being in franchise films. After Suicide Squad, Morbius, and now this, studios would learn.

Gonna be real interesting to see if this continues with him playing Skeletor in that upcoming He-Man movie.

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Hallenbeck77 @hallenbeck77.bsky.social · 23h

Reading Skibidi multiple times instinctively sets this off in my head automatically...

Scatman (ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop) Official Video HD - Scatman John

YouTube video by Scatman John Official YouTube Channel

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Hallenbeck77 @hallenbeck77.bsky.social · 1d

He looks like Paul from Tekken after they beat the polygons off his ass.

Paul Phoenix from the Tekken video game series.

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Hallenbeck77 @hallenbeck77.bsky.social · 1d

He looks like Dale Gribble's non-consenting stunt double.

Hallenbeck77 @hallenbeck77.bsky.social · 1d

Kid Rock looks like a bootleg Dale Gribble without the charm or education.

Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 1d

bsky.app/profile/acyn...

Hallenbeck77 @hallenbeck77.bsky.social · 1d

He's still alive?!

Huh. Thought he died when his career did.

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 1d

Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.

Hallenbeck77 @hallenbeck77.bsky.social · 1d

Link.

✪ Jonathan H. Gray: “Professor of Halloweenery” ✪ @jongraywb.bsky.social · 1d

Link.

Molly Shah @mommunism.bsky.social · 5d

What if we all just post the word Link over and over again repost it and like then until even the normies are bothered?

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Hallenbeck77 @hallenbeck77.bsky.social · 1d

I always thought that they pulled a Darren Stevens and used two different actors when I saw this as a kid. Those pics are like night and day.

Hallenbeck77 @hallenbeck77.bsky.social · 1d

There are no words...

Because I've been laughing like a damn idiot for the last 10 minutes

optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 1d

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 2d

You know what, it’s one of those days, have Cookie Monster kaiju again.

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Hallenbeck77 @hallenbeck77.bsky.social · 1d

Unsolicited Dick pics

Radio host, TV personality, and producer Dick Clark

Comedian, actor, and activist Dick Gregory

Hallenbeck77 @hallenbeck77.bsky.social · 1d

After seeing him run around in a clown mask and an ice cream truck for 2 seasons in Twisted Metal, surprised that he wasn't considered Kaiju sooner.

Hallenbeck77 @hallenbeck77.bsky.social · 1d

This ain't shit compared to the false alarm we got in Hawaii regarding a INBOUND MISSLE STRIKE in 2018. That shit will FUCK you up.

Waking up in the morning to have an alarm on your phone going off saying seek shelter tends to screw up the rest of your day.

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Hallenbeck77 @hallenbeck77.bsky.social · 1d

This movie is the definition of "hot mess" Goes to show that Dan Aykroyd just has no business directing a movie.

FYI - We Hate Movies discussed it in detail on their podcast. The movie is a mess, but their episode about it is great.

We Hate Movies - Nothing but Trouble (1991) Comedy Podcast Movie Review

YouTube video by We Hate Movies

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Hallenbeck77 @hallenbeck77.bsky.social · 1d

I'm probably the outlier when it comes to this show, but I found it just GRATING.

That ending, though... real ballsy. The trauma it caused viewers was just a side bonus.

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 1d

[now with alt text]

Aye. As someone who has struggled (and sometimes still struggles) with mental health, I throw my love, respect, and support to all-a-y'all in the fight.

Through raising awareness, I hold out hope that we can lessen - and wipe out - the stigma surrounding mental health matters.

Today is World Mental Health Day.

Sending love to those who...

-are struggling mentally
-have no support system
-are scared to speak up
-are fighting suicidal thoughts
-are in therapy
-are in recovery

[green hearts appear over the six different situations listed above]

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Hallenbeck77 @hallenbeck77.bsky.social · 1d

You got that good shit today.

Can we get a hit?

Hallenbeck77 @hallenbeck77.bsky.social · 1d

I'm guessing shorthand for job description

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