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I did not get ejected by the night manager of Waffle House, we mutually agreed to part ways after being unable to come to an agreement same handle on discord Dad / sentient sandwich / chronic doomscroller / he/him Trans rights are human rights

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · Oct 29

I am declaring war on 82% of bluesky with this

Spirit halloween “former gifted child”

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When people ask “what are you supposed to be” answer “i was supposed to be a lot of things”

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 1m

yea like I wasn't gonna post anything with a charlie image honestly

hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 31m

it's very sad, you can admit 'yeah it looked bad at first glance but on reflection this wasn't something actionable at this level'

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 3h

*puts finger to ear* I'm being told a baseball game is apparently a bit of a nailbiter and could go either way, I hope everyone is having fun out there

two men wearing headphones are sitting in front of a crowd

ALT: two men wearing headphones are sitting in front of a crowd

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 3h

you just experienced life as a parent of a 3yo

hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 3h

omg that piano is so cute

hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 3h

yeah, i’m poly

poly gonna eat this leftover eggroll

👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 3h

yeah, i’m poly

poly gonna skeet & toot

hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 3h

I'm a libertarian and I think I should be free to tell you how you can't live your life but i'm a libertarian

Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 6h

Ross Douthat treats this guy like they're having some deep conversation about the relationship of Christianity and the government, but the dude is a garden-variety dull, shallow, hateful, worthless bigot with nothing interesting to say, just endless riffs on "God hates everything/everyone I do."

Douthat: So that’s the first purpose of your political project, for America to stop making God angry.

Wilson: Yes. And most people think that when they are confronted with that project, they think that we want to get our tentacles into everything and start controlling everything. I actually think we need limited government. The government should be significantly smaller than it is, and we need to curtail a lot of the busybodyness that we have. That’s why I would call myself a theocratic libertarian. There is a true libertarian element in this, and yet, the transcendent grounding for what we’re talking about means that we acknowledge the authority of God.

We have racked up quite a body count of awful crimes, and I believe the only way out is for us to repent and turn to Christ. This would be things like no more Pride parades, no more drag queen story hours, no more abortion on demand, no more legalized same-sex unions — all of that, done. That’s the repentance part.

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 5h

I can smell that wallpaper

hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 5h

are they joking tho

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 5h

“.. Inside the White House, top advisers joke that they are ruling Congress with an “iron fist,” according to people who have heard the comments. Steve Bannon, the influential Trump ally, likened Congress to the Duma, the Russian assembly that is largely ceremonial.”

www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 5h

stabilizing my billionaire best friend's hedge fund is america first

Phil Klay @philklay.bsky.social · 10h

Apparently providing aid to foreign countries benefits America. Now, if only we had an agency for that sort of thing…

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 6h

when that colloidal silver hits just right

RFK Jr behind Trump and Oz looking like he's about to pass out

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 6h

Me playing persona 5 on my laptop then putting it on my legs without thinking

✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 6h

gonna quit my job and become one of those guys who heats up metal and puts it on various objects

hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 6h

I’m not the only one that read defensive tackle six pack, right

Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 6h

Josh Naylor stealing a base is the same kind of joyful viewing experience as a defensive tackle pick six

hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 6h

Being surrounded by nothing but people for whom your money could change their life and they behave accordingly definitely does

hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 6h

five noooHOOOSE rings
4 polycules
3 enbys
2 problematic woulds
And a gender studies p h deeeee

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 7h

Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 8h

Mandated term limits rarely work as intended but i am willing to give it a try for a 10 year span because the dems cannot keep doing this shit

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 8h

I hope that is not your final destination

hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 9h

Hammancheez says if Laura Bailey met him she’d immediately divorce her husband to elope with him but scientists say the evidence is lacking

The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 10h

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is sparking debate with claims linking circumcision and Tylenol to autism, but scientists say the evidence is lacking.

Here’s what the science actually says:

RFK Jr. linked circumcision and Tylenol to autism. Here’s what scientists say.

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. sparks debate with claims linking circumcision and Tylenol to autism, but scientists say the evidence is lacking.

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 11h

Dems building a bench of senators younger than 75 challenge fail

Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 11h

Janet Mills's campaign account just posted this video of her saying that she just announced her campaign against Susan Collins. #MESen. Mills, 77, is expected to jump in the race against Collins. She would face Graham Platner, Jordan Wood and Dan Kleban.

I just announced my campaign for U.S. Senate to defeat Susan Collins because Maine families deserve a senator who fights back and stands up for us.

So please, can you donate 5 or 10 dollars right now to help me flip this Senate seat blue?

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 14h

CAN WE NOT

Michael Clemens @mclem.org · 20h

“In September, scientists at Stanford reported they had used A.I. to design a virus for the first time.”

Opinion | The A.I. Prompt That Could End the World

www.nytimes.com

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 15h

yall feel like this week in particular dragged like a tired 6yo at the mall refusing to walk another step

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 15h

don't you got a pornhub site to co-review with your son Mike

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 19h

Mike Johnson: "We're so angry about it. I mean, I'm a very patient guy, but I've had it with these people. The theory we have right now -- they have a hate America rally that's scheduled for October 18 on the National Mall. It's the pro-Hamas wing and antifa people ... "

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 15h

so are u gonna return my call or

hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 15h

picturing Hegseth's reaction at fox news if biden had said he was letting middle east nations build facilities inside USAF compounds

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17h

Hegseth: "I'm also proud that today we're signing a letter of acceptance to build a Qatari Emeri air force facility at the Mountain Home Airbase in Idaho."

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @hayao.lol · 16h

friends, did you know that for as little as $1/mo you can help feed and clothe a political cartoonist?

Brian McFadden | Patreon

creating Comics

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