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Haunt Fire @hauntfire.bsky.social · 1d

Did you know that it's bad luck not to eat some Halloween candy before Trick or Treat? [crumples up several candy wrappers]
It's true. I just made it up, but it's true

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Haunt Fire @hauntfire.bsky.social · 6d

End of October and yeah, the veil is preeetttyyyy thin right now. Feels like it's getting a little crowded in my house right now. It's good though, like everyone is arriving for the party!
#samhain
#WitchSky

Haunt Fire @hauntfire.bsky.social · 6d

Thank you for looking into it! I'm not able to do it at this time, but I'm going to see if I can recruit someone

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Haunt Fire @hauntfire.bsky.social · 8d

I sent a DM with my municipality yesterday and didn't get a response, so I'm guessing there's no one for election officials in my area then?

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Casey @mamasissiesays.bsky.social · 9d

With SNAP benefits ending for millions & the economy shrinking what little resources food banks have, I’m sharing food resource supports & educators/creators.

Rebecca Chobat runs the account Dollar Tree Dinners—she educates on how to shop/cook thrifty like $100 budget for 30 days (90 meals) 🧵

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Haunt Fire @hauntfire.bsky.social · 9d

I'll DM it to you

Haunt Fire @hauntfire.bsky.social · 9d

Any suggestions or write ins for election officials?

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Haunt Fire @hauntfire.bsky.social · 9d

Good morning to everyone except that guy in my neighborhood who walks his Aussie down the middle of the road and doesn't let the dog sniff anything.

Haunt Fire @hauntfire.bsky.social · 14d

Me too! We must be cousins! I'm from the pumpkin patch that has ghosts and werewolves

Haunt Fire @hauntfire.bsky.social · 14d

A cartoon image of an angry and confused skeleton with his arms in the air. Caption across the bottom reads: *Confused skeleton noises*. Text at the top reads: How'd it go from October 1st to mid October in 3 days?

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Haunt Fire @hauntfire.bsky.social · 21d

It's office space heater season now

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Haunt Fire @hauntfire.bsky.social · 22d

Someone needs to release another weasel into the large hadron collider and shift timelines again, because this one is looney tunes

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Haunt Fire @hauntfire.bsky.social · 24d

Fell into an Instagram rabbit hole that started with a shanty group and ended with Bohemian Raphsody played on rubber chickens. 10/10. No notes.

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Haunt Fire @hauntfire.bsky.social · 29d

Happy October! 🍂🎃

Graham Annable @grickle.bsky.social · Oct 1

It was time again. #grickledoodle #halloween #october #horror #scary #cartoon #art #drawing #funny Buy my new collection of cartoons here: gricklemart.com/third-twiste...

A cartoon illustration of a man and his dog being surprised by a group of halloween creatures, led by a witch, coming out of the woods. Caption reads "They were shocked to have met October coming out of the woods already."

Haunt Fire @hauntfire.bsky.social · Sep 27

My coworker went to Dark Universe in Orlando, and all she brought me back was this stupid cold 😒

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MapQuest @mapquest.com · Sep 24

I think we might have missed the turn.

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Haunt Fire @hauntfire.bsky.social · Sep 24

WHOAHHHH... This, my friends, is a stellar example of why I do not, and will never, swim in the ocean.
(Read through the 🧵 though. It's pretty cool!)

Rebecca R Helm @rebeccarhelm.bsky.social · Sep 24

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · Sep 12

Some of you have never done the time warp again and it shows

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Haunt Fire @hauntfire.bsky.social · Sep 6

[Pokes head out of hermit cave... Furtively scrambles out and completes eldritch ritual... Scrambles back inside cave]

Justin Eger @fugitivecourier.bsky.social · Sep 6

Been a minute since this made the rounds, so when I heard the song today, I knew what I had to do.

"See the Tom Holland video, share the Tom Holland video. You know the one."

Remember the rules upon which we founded this society, Bluesky Elders.

youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk?...

Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland

YouTube video by Comedy Central Latinoamérica

youtu.be

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Haunt Fire @hauntfire.bsky.social · Aug 8

The witching hour & any time with food. Honestly, any time can be any time with food if you're doing it right

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Haunt Fire @hauntfire.bsky.social · Aug 7

Full moon this weekend. I'm ready!

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Haunt Fire @hauntfire.bsky.social · Aug 7

If I had these stamps, I would send so much nonsense mail to my friends & family it would either be hilarious or annoying. Probably both.

The Associated Press @apnews.com · Aug 7

Britain's Royal Mail has issued stamps celebrating Monty Python's comedy. The 10-stamp series celebrates some of the troupe’s most iconic characters and catchphrases, from “Nudge, nudge” to “The Lumberjack Song.”

Britain's Royal Mail celebrates Monty Python with stamps featuring iconic sketches and characters

Britain’s Royal Mail has issued stamps celebrating Monty Python's comedy. The 10-stamp series, announced Thursday, highlights iconic characters and catchphrases like “Nudge, nudge” and “The Lumberjack Song.”

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Haunt Fire @hauntfire.bsky.social · Aug 7

The joy I felt deep in my bones when I read that! This is a great idea

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Haunt Fire @hauntfire.bsky.social · Aug 7

I absolutely love this!

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Haunt Fire @hauntfire.bsky.social · Aug 6

Seriously! They are vicious!If I'm in the backyard and a wasp or yellow jacket comes around, I immediately go back in the house. Because it's their backyard now.

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