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heartilly

@heartilly.bsky.social

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just my last two brain cells clanging together • posts on working with critters, current reads, and drowning in the void • doctor, but not that kind

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heartilly @heartilly.bsky.social · 1d

i unfortunately lack this kind of mental fortitude

The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 1d

If I caught the scent of a delicious pie cooling on a windowsill I wouldn't float towards it helplessly. I would continue on to whatever business I had that day

heartilly @heartilly.bsky.social · 3d

don’t know why I’ve been weepy and watery eyed whenever I hug the dogs at daycare nowadays, PLEASE DO NOT LET ME BE ALLERGIC TO MY CLIENTS ISTG

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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 6d

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

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Micah @rincewind.run · 6d

this entire thing was so unnecessary

once again: hire a comms person and save your bitching about the userbase for the group chat

TechCrunch @techcrunch.com · 6d

A waffle-centric controversy underlines ongoing tensions between Bluesky and some of its most vocal users.

Waffles eat Bluesky | TechCrunch

A waffle-centric controversy underlines ongoing tensions between Bluesky and some of its most vocal users.

techcrunch.com

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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❆ ☃︎︎ ❆ @moxiest.art · 9d

Jay, you are hurting people. With your actions, lack of actions, lack of compassion, and lack of tact, you are hurting people.

People who adored your platform, saw it as home, the one safe social space, people who talked publicly about excitement to contribute when paid services were rolled out.

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heartilly @heartilly.bsky.social · 8d

我覺得藍天是一个飯桶的名字

Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · 9d

你觉得蓝天是一个英文名字吗？

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Dani - Comms CLOSED reopening november @angusburgers.bsky.social · 16d

mlem

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heartilly @heartilly.bsky.social · 17d

a sudden revelation that grade school bathroom forbiddance was to train us all for being unable to use the bathroom during a low paying job with a continual stream of customers for several hours

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Nebraska Humane Society @nehumanesociety.bsky.social · 17d

need a head start on picking out a Halloween costume? Wishbone has you covered

a "Steal His Look" graphic for Wishbone the dog dressed as Sherlock Holmes

a "Steal His Look" graphic for Wishbone the dog dressed as Tom Sawyer

a "Steal His Look" graphic for Wishbone the dog dressed as Robin Hood

a "Steal His Look" graphic for Wishbone the dog dressed as Romeo

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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 17d

Bro they put Tylenol in Silent Hill f

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heartilly @heartilly.bsky.social · 18d

disappointed in u

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Heckin Spoopy Mutilated Corpse @jrbolt.bsky.social · 19d

Haha I'm being Raptured! This is wonderful, ha ha goodbye losers [It is revealed that the events of the film Nope are happening to me] fuck shit

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spookillumi @illumi.meme · 19d

me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines

The Simpsons old man sitting on a stump telling a story but all the kids have been replaced with headstones

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shafer brown @shaferbrown.com · 20d

soup season (2021)

2021 portrait of a cat stirring soup through a kitchen window, atop a wood stove

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Cackling O'Brien, Chief Witch-gineer 🔵 @radobrien.myatproto.social · Aug 31

Well, time to go and face the day!
*throws self down stairs*

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heartilly @heartilly.bsky.social · 22d

genuinely don’t understand the thought process of salespeople who come into my dog daycare. i literally have no part in big purchases for the company whatsoever and now you’ve made 20 dogs upset; thanks my dudes!

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Ghostin this Hell @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 23d

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heartilly @heartilly.bsky.social · 23d

yeah, not much going on, just checking out blue sky during my lunch break

picture of clear blue sky above a sunflower field, with a whole grain sandwich on black gingham napkin, a paperback copy of conversations with friends by sally rooney, and a nalgene bottle of water

heartilly @heartilly.bsky.social · 27d

me: damn why am i so hungry and tired all weekend

also me: oops all croissants and no protein

heartilly @heartilly.bsky.social · 28d

why is it never the sting or pain from a wound but the terrible itch of healing and scabs that makes me want to cut off my leg

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Adam 🪿 @vexnir.bsky.social · 29d

Today’s wisdom: when in doubt, doodle cats.

#art #sketchbook #caturday

Sketchbook page filled with colored pencil doodles of scribbly cats stylized in various ways.

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heartilly @heartilly.bsky.social · 28d

save me, quattro cheese buldak, save me

heartilly @heartilly.bsky.social · 29d

also cat ✅

she’s very happy to be sunning #caturday

a calico tabby is cozy and sunning next to a big window while laying with a paw out on a yellow blanket

heartilly @heartilly.bsky.social · 29d

coffee ✅ croissant ✅ katabasis ✅ 💙📚

croissant on cloth napkin, katabasis by rf kuang, and a mug of coffee

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yoshimi red @yoshimired.bsky.social · 29d

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

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