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Texas Highway Nichole @hemstock.bsky.social · Apr 26

Someone get the French burnt peanuts away from me

Texas Highway Nichole @hemstock.bsky.social · Apr 21

What’s Carlito’s address? I’m sending him hate mail.

Texas Highway Nichole @hemstock.bsky.social · Apr 20

CM waited his WHOLE CAREER for a WM main event..and he lost because he got punched in the balls by a bald fat man that promised him loyalty. Imagine.

Texas Highway Nichole @hemstock.bsky.social · Apr 1

I eat sugar cookies bc I can’t eat sand

Texas Highway Nichole @hemstock.bsky.social · Mar 23

Damn. Too bad there’s a paywall between me and life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

Texas Highway Nichole @hemstock.bsky.social · Mar 6

Why tf am I just now realizing that my childhood comfort movie should have been like..the land before time or something. Not The Butterfly Effect 😭

Texas Highway Nichole @hemstock.bsky.social · Mar 3

I love puns w my name in it.

Texas Highway Nichole @hemstock.bsky.social · Feb 4

Picture this. You’re me. There’s an applicant who pronounces her name ANALEE. It’s spelled Anali. Dyslexia happens and you call her anally.

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Texas Highway Nichole @hemstock.bsky.social · Jan 29

We just figured out blues clues, cause we’re really smart! 😐

Texas Highway Nichole @hemstock.bsky.social · Jan 17

As the tik tok winter approaches it just gets more and more chaotic on there

Texas Highway Nichole @hemstock.bsky.social · Jan 13

I don’t trust people that just blanket say “I don’t like tea”. Oh so you’ve tried all 40,000 kinds of tea?? You don’t like a single one of them??? Ok. Classless loser.

Texas Highway Nichole @hemstock.bsky.social · Jan 13

Just thinking about all the knowledge we’re losing. All of the culture. The stories. The current events. This cuts deeper than Vine ever could 😩

Texas Highway Nichole @hemstock.bsky.social · Jan 13

Brb just mourning all of the content I’ll no longer have access to bc they’re banning TT

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · Dec 30

ME: and the hell, is it fresh?

2025: oh yes, the freshest

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Texas Highway Nichole @hemstock.bsky.social · Dec 31

Who the FUCK gave Your Honor a 49% on Rotten Tomatoes??! ITS SO GOOD.

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · Dec 13

My houseplants watching me pour water in the coffee maker

Cillian Murphy in 28 Years Later looking dead and emaciated

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Texas Highway Nichole @hemstock.bsky.social · Dec 13

My dog should be a licensed psychologist atp

Texas Highway Nichole @hemstock.bsky.social · Nov 27

Excellent point. We should bully him more for that online, it doesn’t get mentioned as much as his other many, many failures.
I’d also like to honorably mention the math baby name. Weird as hell.

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Texas Highway Nichole @hemstock.bsky.social · Nov 27

Instead of messing with my Reese’s mf peanut butter cup how about making a premium one with higher quality butters and chocolate. Or just the pre 2005 Reese’s recipe 😭

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Dak @dak.myatproto.social · Nov 27

At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix

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Texas Highway Nichole @hemstock.bsky.social · Nov 27

Feta Follow up. Little crumbles are never enough. #dogs #fetacheese

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Texas Highway Nichole @hemstock.bsky.social · Nov 27

Look at this thing. I named her Feta Cheese.

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Space @redditspaceviewes.bsky.social · Nov 21

The Carina Nebula - Hubble vs Webb telescopes

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