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Hessraiser

@hesster56.bsky.social

580 followers 1.1K following 2.9K posts

Middle aged geek dad, he/him, trying to be funny and supportive. Loves comics, movies, LEGO, Battletech, and food.

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Hessraiser @hesster56.bsky.social · 9m

I did and once I turned too close to a rack and jammed myself in the eye with a metal hanger. 😢

Hessraiser @hesster56.bsky.social · 3h

Two entire followers. Block that sumbitch from orbit.

Hessraiser @hesster56.bsky.social · 3h

Fuck ‘em up, Ukraine.

Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 5h

Ukrainian drones now hitting Moscow.

#explodey

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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · Jun 11

A digital illustration in a colored pencil style. An open fifth of whiskey, half full, next to a tipped-over shot glass in a small puddle of liquor. The neck band on the bottle has an image of a skeleton hand giving a thumbs up. The label itself says ‘Maybe’ (in an arched red banner) ‘It’ (set large in a gold oval surrounded by a gold laurel graphic) ‘Will’ (set at an angle in script type) ‘Happen Today’ (set at the same angle, stacked, in bold red serif with a gold background).

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Hessraiser @hesster56.bsky.social · 4h

Don’t forget Cindy’s motto: Defense Optional

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 8h

Just found out Maru is gone, one of the last keystones of the universe left us last month. He's diving through boxes and melting into bowls in the afterlife. RIP original chonky boi.

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Hessraiser @hesster56.bsky.social · 5h

Giants is cursed.

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HerbalCrone @herbalcrone.bsky.social · 7h

A meme with 2 bricks laying on a sidewalk. The top text,
"Inside you are two bricks:"
The speech bubble above the brick on the left, "Throw me at a cop!"
The speech bubble above the brick on the right, "Use me to build COMMUNITY"
The bottom text,
"Both are valid."

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Hessraiser @hesster56.bsky.social · 9h

Starting to see offers for 3 months of the bundle for $15 too.

Hessraiser @hesster56.bsky.social · 9h

If you didn’t have enough of a buffer you could go full in and make him the villain in the comic.

Alternately, what if your purpose is to start his villain era?

Hessraiser @hesster56.bsky.social · 9h

Huge if true

　　　the　　　 ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 1d

SPOILERS FOR FRANKENSTEIN

the real monster was dr frankenstein

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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 1d

change your mindset with vampurr

www.makeship.com/products/vam...

vampurr the plushie, shown twice side by side. the left version looks sad with tears drawn on its face, and the right version looks very confident. above them, the text says “change your mindset.” below, a list compares sad phrases on the left with the phrase “Muhehehe 🧛‍♂️” on the right.
the phrases are: “I can’t do it 😭,” “It’s too hard 😢,” “It’s all my fault 😰,” and “Why am I like this 😔.”

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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 23h

Billionaire Tim Mellon sent $130M of his $14.1B to fund US military salaries during the Govt shutdown

1. This covers 1/3 of military payroll for 1 day

2. DOD has a $1T budget. $130M is .013% of that

3. Mellon can casually part with $130M—he can be taxed at a 91% marginal tax like during 1940-1980

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Zach Everson @zacheverson.com · 1d

Thinking a lot recently about the outrage over Lizzo playing James Madison's flute

Photos: White House East Wing Demolished For Trump’s Ballroom

The privately funded ballroom will be approximately 90,000 square feet, much larger than the White House itself.

www.forbes.com

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Hessraiser @hesster56.bsky.social · 1d

Doesn’t mean squat unless you go vote

Polling USA @usapolling.bsky.social · 1d

Generic Ballot Polling Among Men:

🔴 Republicans: 45%
🔵 Democrats: 43%

Quinnipiac / Oct 20, 2025

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Hessraiser @hesster56.bsky.social · 1d

All timer butterfly pic. Can’t believe I snapped it up.

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Hessraiser @hesster56.bsky.social · 1d

I luv that.

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heathen king @heathenking.bsky.social · Dec 2

this appeared to me as an intrusive thought

TROY MCCLURE IN THE PLANET OF THE APES MUSICAL, singing “I HATE EVERY AI SEE
FROM COPILOT TO
CHATGPT”

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Devin Nunes' Alt-Mom @nunesalt.bsky.social · 2d

Sharing this because this man fires chemical agents at clergymen for exercising their free speech and also because I’m petty af

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Ale @alepresser.com · 2d

This
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But

Brett Taylor @brett-taylor.bsky.social · 2d

Scroll down to the Major Events Timeline, and nothing will prepare you for what you'll see. I cannot believe it is real. www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-wh...

The White House Building

Every president since John Adams has occupied the White House, and the history of this building extends far beyond the construction of its walls. From the Ground Floor Corridor rooms, transformed from...

www.whitehouse.gov

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Chris 🎃 DevPods.gg gamedev community @chrisdeleon.bsky.social · 2d

Making Sense of the Federal Forces on the Streets

With President Trump sending ICE, Border Patrol, the National Guard and other forces to U.S. cities, here's how to tell them apart - and what their powers are.
I replaced the bottom of the graphic which showed border patrol, ice national guard fbi DEA and secret service instead with old Wolfenstein 3D characters including German Shepherd, dog German trooper, SS guard, mutant guard, German officer, Hans grosse, doctor scharrs Hitler ghost, mech Hitler, and Hitler.

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Hessraiser @hesster56.bsky.social · 2d

I like how they make a van just pivot, because I also aspire to a world where things like weight, friction, and inertia are mere fanciful whims.

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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 2d

Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.

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Hessraiser @hesster56.bsky.social · 2d

“But enough about AI, am I right folks?”

Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 2d

Almost every major news story this week is about how the entire economy is now gambling, scams, bribes and theft.

Hessraiser @hesster56.bsky.social · 2d

Just rewatched that one the other day. Hell of a fun flick.