calhoun
@horrorhimbro.bsky.social
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deeply unserious increasingly compassionate ur supportive online dad who doesn’t quite have it figured out either
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horrorhimbro.bsky.social
thankful I’ve ever experienced sobriety without ever experiencing *this+
Fiona Apple quit cocaine after an “excruciating” night with Quentin Tarantino and paul Thomas Anderson
horrorhimbro.bsky.social
people have rightfully called out the racism and sexism on that disgusting Republican group chat

casual reminder, it was also transphobic and homophobic

pointing that out cuz those ‘isms are apparently negotiable for some Dems

they aren’t.
horrorhimbro.bsky.social
folks keep sharing articles about OpenAI creating erotica for verified adults

all I can think is “the man looked at her heaving chest, which rose and fell boobily with each passing breath”

see how I wrote something to cater to the male Republican fantasy without releasing any greenhouse gases?
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chantalalive.blacksky.app
Medical racism is a big reason why Black folks avoid the doctor. There are too many bad experiences with racist doctors & it develops distrust. Most of us have tales of medical racism. Then you get into community knowledge of all the times we were medical test subjects historically.
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translash.org
We honor the legacy of Miss Major Griffin-Gracy, a fierce protector of our collective freedom. Our hearts are with her loved ones and all who carry her vision forward.

"We will honor Miss Major forever." - @imarajones.bsky.social
An illustration of Miss Major surrounded by candles with blue background and a famous quote of hers written in gold. The quote reads“I don’t need their permission to exist; I exist in spite of them. I want you to train and teach and love on and create families within my community and gender non-conforming people, so that we can understand that we have a culture, we have a history, we have a reason to be here. We have a purpose. We’re entitled to be loved, and seek happiness, and share that with the people that we care about.” -Miss Major Griffin-Gracy
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cwnewser.bsky.social
Breaking: Miss Major Griffin-Gracy, the legendary transgender activist and veteran of the Stonewall uprising who dedicated her life to the liberation of trans people, especially Black trans women, has died at 78.
horrorhimbro.bsky.social
I think *that* was gonna be the subversion for 5, doing away with the whodunnit and making it more cat and mouse— or at least I could myself interested in that take
horrorhimbro.bsky.social
completely valid take, a good idea even, but like- but where would we get the glass coffee table body drop move from Jill??
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markpopham.bsky.social
I truly believe a big reason why Democrats are failing to appropriately respond to the moment is a pathological refusal to admit that there were aspects of the American status quo pre trump that were extremely fucked up and unjust
horrorhimbro.bsky.social
Kenny Rogers Roast Beef and Thousand Island Dressing in the Stream
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riotgrlerin.bsky.social
characters leaving pornhub comments: thread
Cookie Monster eating cookies and talking about cum.
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jamnpp.bsky.social
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
horrorhimbro.bsky.social
unfortunate placement for my Skelton fren
a platypus thigh tattoo on the right leg and several script tattoos such as « home is home is home » and « I’ll eat you up I love you so » on the left leg in gray shirts on a Halloween blanket with skeletons, one who looks like he’s being squished between my thighs
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riotgrlerin.bsky.social
muppetized works of art: thread
Big Bird in Vincent van Gogh’s series called Sunflowers.
horrorhimbro.bsky.social
right, but her time in the IDF prolly gave her some prep time on that whole « trying to kill a teenager » thing before she was cast…
penacolada2293.bsky.social
they did give us Gal Gadot with the snow white movie tho… 😔
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volts.wtf
It really can't be said enough: the goal of the "anti-woke" movement was always to destroy social norms against bigotry. And it worked. And there's a whole lot of purportedly "left" thinkers & commentators who helped it -- indeed, it couldn't have been done without them.

They should feel bad.
horrorhimbro.bsky.social
early 2000s emo/pop punk really had me convinced ppl used the term “anthem” all. the. time.
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trailian.bsky.social
Had to go find one of my favorite tweets of all time
horrorhimbro.bsky.social
Colorado banned conversion therapy for minors.

SCOTUS is now hearing oral arguments about how banning conversion therapy violates people’s first amendment rights…

not the queer or questioning minors though, they don’t get first amendments?
horrorhimbro.bsky.social
I just saw someone refer to Hassan Pikar as « the leftist Charlie Kirk »

now this was on a video of the man shocking his dog on a livestream for « being too disruptive » which is VILE

but make no mistake, there’s no such thing as a leftist Charlie Kirk and to imply as such— absolute brain rot
horrorhimbro.bsky.social
it’s definitely not a no…
hard cock with a dribble of precum on the head
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crackedlemonade.bsky.social
Yup. It was discrimination under another name because people in general are more comfortable being Classism. This is also why people say class and race are intertwined
leftistlawyer.com
Your reminder that credit scores in the US date to 1989. For much of their existence, race and gender were factors.

They were invented bc it had been made illegal to discriminate by race and gender in the US, so financial institutions wanted a facially neutral way to accomplish the same thing.
horrorhimbro.bsky.social
the dog walked into a fence post cuz he was busy eyeing a stranger on our walk

i can’t think of a clearer « this is my child » moment than that
horrorhimbro.bsky.social
when ive been called a chump before, I can’t help but think of the time I ran 5 blocks after an unhoused guy on a bike who dropped his hat

if i can be honest, a biking adult man is gonna be faster then even the most well intentioned homo every damn time