jeff winger’s dumb gay dad
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deeply unserious
Letterboxd junkie
deeply unserious
Letterboxd junkie
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thankful I’ve ever experienced sobriety without ever experiencing *this+
“you’re the worst” deserves (and gets) a lotta praise for its central cast’s chemistry
but it doesn’t get enough credit for trying to turn kids gay w/ Kether Donohue’s cover of Kate Bush’s “This Woman’s Work”
but it doesn’t get enough credit for trying to turn kids gay w/ Kether Donohue’s cover of Kate Bush’s “This Woman’s Work”
December 22, 2025 at 6:17 AM
“you’re the worst” deserves (and gets) a lotta praise for its central cast’s chemistry
but it doesn’t get enough credit for trying to turn kids gay w/ Kether Donohue’s cover of Kate Bush’s “This Woman’s Work”
but it doesn’t get enough credit for trying to turn kids gay w/ Kether Donohue’s cover of Kate Bush’s “This Woman’s Work”
sometimes i speak and i think
ya know, even a Tennessee Williams character would be like « yeah, no, but like— it’s fine if *i* call him that… »
ya know, even a Tennessee Williams character would be like « yeah, no, but like— it’s fine if *i* call him that… »
walked the dog and belched, inadvertently but pretty loudly
then proceeded to sputter « oh my goodness, im so sorry, i beg your pardon »
to an empty street
then proceeded to sputter « oh my goodness, im so sorry, i beg your pardon »
to an empty street
December 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
sometimes i speak and i think
ya know, even a Tennessee Williams character would be like « yeah, no, but like— it’s fine if *i* call him that… »
ya know, even a Tennessee Williams character would be like « yeah, no, but like— it’s fine if *i* call him that… »
walked the dog and belched, inadvertently but pretty loudly
then proceeded to sputter « oh my goodness, im so sorry, i beg your pardon »
to an empty street
then proceeded to sputter « oh my goodness, im so sorry, i beg your pardon »
to an empty street
December 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
walked the dog and belched, inadvertently but pretty loudly
then proceeded to sputter « oh my goodness, im so sorry, i beg your pardon »
to an empty street
then proceeded to sputter « oh my goodness, im so sorry, i beg your pardon »
to an empty street
paused Superman (2024) to make this so i guess that tells you how much i liked james gunn’s Superman?
December 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
paused Superman (2024) to make this so i guess that tells you how much i liked james gunn’s Superman?
Mariah Carey did nothing wrong
Erika Kirk just brought out Nicki Minaj at a Turning Point USA event:
December 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Mariah Carey did nothing wrong
regina hall’s « outta my face, outta my face » is a reference I make entirely too much for one human bean
December 21, 2025 at 6:49 PM
regina hall’s « outta my face, outta my face » is a reference I make entirely too much for one human bean
it dawned on me yesterday
the reason why i always confuse Vincent D’Onofrio and vince vaughan is cuz of The Cell (2000)
the reason why i always confuse Vincent D’Onofrio and vince vaughan is cuz of The Cell (2000)
December 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
it dawned on me yesterday
the reason why i always confuse Vincent D’Onofrio and vince vaughan is cuz of The Cell (2000)
the reason why i always confuse Vincent D’Onofrio and vince vaughan is cuz of The Cell (2000)
Leonardo DiCaprio pulling a Midsommar w/ his girlfren on the eve of her 25th birthday
December 21, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Leonardo DiCaprio pulling a Midsommar w/ his girlfren on the eve of her 25th birthday
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A central motif throughout the drug panics has been the specter of predatory drug dealers forcing innocent young white girls into sexual slavery. Swap out “scary young Black guy” with “old rich white man” and suddenly there’s no urgency.
December 21, 2025 at 12:41 PM
A central motif throughout the drug panics has been the specter of predatory drug dealers forcing innocent young white girls into sexual slavery. Swap out “scary young Black guy” with “old rich white man” and suddenly there’s no urgency.
folks are thé internet will be like, « my neurospicy brain can hold onto every one of my third grade class’s names and seating chart »
meanwhile I’m like « oh, cool, mine’s more like— you should take out the trash at 5 AM on a Sunday but not before you walk the dog at 4:30 first »
meanwhile I’m like « oh, cool, mine’s more like— you should take out the trash at 5 AM on a Sunday but not before you walk the dog at 4:30 first »
December 21, 2025 at 12:46 PM
folks are thé internet will be like, « my neurospicy brain can hold onto every one of my third grade class’s names and seating chart »
meanwhile I’m like « oh, cool, mine’s more like— you should take out the trash at 5 AM on a Sunday but not before you walk the dog at 4:30 first »
meanwhile I’m like « oh, cool, mine’s more like— you should take out the trash at 5 AM on a Sunday but not before you walk the dog at 4:30 first »
change .org keeps taking down my petition to only cast ariana grande w/ f slurs as her onscreen love interest
December 21, 2025 at 6:53 AM
change .org keeps taking down my petition to only cast ariana grande w/ f slurs as her onscreen love interest
my DoorDash driver sent a pic of my food as proof of delivery, except it’s just a blurry photo of me slinking away with an entire deep dish pizza and breadsticks
December 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
my DoorDash driver sent a pic of my food as proof of delivery, except it’s just a blurry photo of me slinking away with an entire deep dish pizza and breadsticks
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It's your birthday, Duane.
December 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
It's your birthday, Duane.
irrationally irritated that after seeing an ad for MTV’s Canada Shore, all I can think is
« well, which shore could they possibly be talking about? there’s, like, a lot of shores in Canada »
« well, which shore could they possibly be talking about? there’s, like, a lot of shores in Canada »
December 20, 2025 at 12:54 PM
irrationally irritated that after seeing an ad for MTV’s Canada Shore, all I can think is
« well, which shore could they possibly be talking about? there’s, like, a lot of shores in Canada »
« well, which shore could they possibly be talking about? there’s, like, a lot of shores in Canada »
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consequences for one’s actions? in this economy?
February 21, 2024 at 9:11 AM
consequences for one’s actions? in this economy?
the housemaid is 131 minutes of sydney sweeney running back and forth in front of the camera like a confused golden retriever
December 20, 2025 at 11:19 AM
the housemaid is 131 minutes of sydney sweeney running back and forth in front of the camera like a confused golden retriever
look— would it have been gratifying to see an obnoxious no talent get the shit beat out of him?
sure
but ya know what I didn’t do tonight?
That’s right, I didn’t feed Ted Sarandos a tithe after midnight(so as not to unleash his gremlin form)
sure
but ya know what I didn’t do tonight?
That’s right, I didn’t feed Ted Sarandos a tithe after midnight(so as not to unleash his gremlin form)
December 20, 2025 at 11:03 AM
look— would it have been gratifying to see an obnoxious no talent get the shit beat out of him?
sure
but ya know what I didn’t do tonight?
That’s right, I didn’t feed Ted Sarandos a tithe after midnight(so as not to unleash his gremlin form)
sure
but ya know what I didn’t do tonight?
That’s right, I didn’t feed Ted Sarandos a tithe after midnight(so as not to unleash his gremlin form)
a standup I really like and respect was reposting a user lamenting helping their kid w/ algebra, with the quip « I don’t even remember taking algebra »
oh, you sweet simple summer child… any time you have, idk, 10 dollars but the damn thing costs 15?
10 + X = 15
Thats algebra, bb
oh, you sweet simple summer child… any time you have, idk, 10 dollars but the damn thing costs 15?
10 + X = 15
Thats algebra, bb
December 19, 2025 at 7:22 AM
a standup I really like and respect was reposting a user lamenting helping their kid w/ algebra, with the quip « I don’t even remember taking algebra »
oh, you sweet simple summer child… any time you have, idk, 10 dollars but the damn thing costs 15?
10 + X = 15
Thats algebra, bb
oh, you sweet simple summer child… any time you have, idk, 10 dollars but the damn thing costs 15?
10 + X = 15
Thats algebra, bb
if you and your partner have a podcast together— scorched fuckin’ earth, yall
December 19, 2025 at 7:14 AM
if you and your partner have a podcast together— scorched fuckin’ earth, yall
one of my coworkers was telling me how he listens to Joe Rogan for his MMA fight commentary
I told him— nah, man, there’s never any excuse for listening to that ignorant douche
imagine his smugness today when Rogan had on a university professor
… now imagine mine when that prof was a UFO expert
I told him— nah, man, there’s never any excuse for listening to that ignorant douche
imagine his smugness today when Rogan had on a university professor
… now imagine mine when that prof was a UFO expert
December 19, 2025 at 7:12 AM
one of my coworkers was telling me how he listens to Joe Rogan for his MMA fight commentary
I told him— nah, man, there’s never any excuse for listening to that ignorant douche
imagine his smugness today when Rogan had on a university professor
… now imagine mine when that prof was a UFO expert
I told him— nah, man, there’s never any excuse for listening to that ignorant douche
imagine his smugness today when Rogan had on a university professor
… now imagine mine when that prof was a UFO expert
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Hey losers leave trans folks alone
December 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Hey losers leave trans folks alone
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Trans rights are human rights and it's not negotiable, you fucks
December 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Trans rights are human rights and it's not negotiable, you fucks
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I wish Democrats would understand that we just want to see them fight for the American people. And that includes trans people. I want to be represented by someone who isn't afraid to go scorched earth. Someone who isn't going to let etiquette trump dignity. (No pun intended.)
December 19, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I wish Democrats would understand that we just want to see them fight for the American people. And that includes trans people. I want to be represented by someone who isn't afraid to go scorched earth. Someone who isn't going to let etiquette trump dignity. (No pun intended.)
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For readers who are about to lose care, I have been told that the Trans Youth Emergency Project is helping the families of trans youth contingency plan to access that care.
www.transyouthemergencyproject.org
www.transyouthemergencyproject.org
December 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
For readers who are about to lose care, I have been told that the Trans Youth Emergency Project is helping the families of trans youth contingency plan to access that care.
www.transyouthemergencyproject.org
www.transyouthemergencyproject.org