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Someone please feed the cats while I'm gone.
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Once again, if you ever have a problem with the things I say I strongly advise just blocking me. It's fine, I'm not going to lose sleep over it, I promise. Or, if you prefer, you can simply make a stupid reply when I'm obviously in a fantastic mood and I'll take care of it for you
Folks, one of my coworkers is looking into an incident at her kid's high school (kids walked out to protest ICE, which is cool; truck with Trump flag was harassing them and apparently ran over a student, which is fucked up) and I am not going to make it if I have to listen to this much longer
January 29, 2026 at 9:49 PM
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friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
January 29, 2026 at 9:34 PM
7 of the worst people you might know will be at Westroads tomorrow night
January 29, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Congratulations to FIFA Picture of the Year winner, Melania
god imagine when they pretend to be mad about Melania not getting any Oscar nominations
January 29, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Please stop telling me what David Brooks is up to
January 29, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Lmfao, I'm gonna need a bit more than that, bud
And they say protesters are paid…
January 29, 2026 at 7:04 PM
She really is just the worst person in the world, huh?
Libs of TikTok has spent the days following Alex Pretti's murder doxxing teachers, nurses, and school board members — trying to get ordinary people fired for supporting Pretti or opposing ICE www.mediamatters.org/libs-tiktok/...
Libs of TikTok is doxxing teachers and nurses who support Alex Pretti or oppose ICE, trying to get them fired
www.mediamatters.org
January 29, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Here's a very unscientific way that I convinced my mother in law this plant is very bad for the health of everyone in close proximity (If you're not from Omaha just go with it)

Mother in law grew up around 16th and Lake. I was trying to explain what the actual experts said about the effect
New at Flatwater: Before delaying the long-planned conversion of its North Omaha coal plant, OPPD’s CEO shared some reassuring news: A study found the plant isn’t significantly harming human health.

That characterization is misleading, experts said.

Read more 🔗 buff.ly/qBGMBKb
January 29, 2026 at 6:51 PM
NOBODY WANTS THIS SHIT, KNOCK IT OFF
First trailer for Darren Aranofsky's new AI animated series 'On This Day... 1776'

• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War

• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind

• Has SAG voice actors
January 29, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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January 27, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Who among us doesn't talk about our boss like he's Vigo the Carpathian?
This is definitely not the worst thing Stephen Miller has said, but it is definitely one of the cringiest.
January 29, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Working in a law firm is just looking at the caller ID every time the phone rings and muttering "oh, for fuck's sake"
January 29, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Yeah, sure, let's all go to upscrolled. I, uh, forgot my keys, but you go on ahead while i grab them, I'll be right behind you
January 29, 2026 at 3:27 PM
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I love it when infographics are like ‘boycot Palantir and Lockheed Martin’ like yeah, word, on it.
January 29, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Even the email scammers are half-assing it this week, so don't beat yourself up
January 29, 2026 at 2:31 PM
I have heard that I'm bigger than you think
How tall are yall?
January 28, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Wait, wait, wait, wait.....Noe Meza signed for WHOM???
January 28, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Call me a "radical" or whatever, but i simply don't think kids belong in any jail.

(I mean, grownups either, but let's start here)
January 28, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Had to actually say no to a new mutual aid opportunity today. Wasn't even like a "one man can only do so much" thing, as much as a "unfortunately, I do have a job" thing
January 28, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Federal prosecutors hate this one simple trick
That’s why I get them tattooed on my dick, so no one will ever see them
January 28, 2026 at 9:25 PM
New @megainfinity.band merch goes hard
Ok admittedly printing these whistles in yellow makes them REALLY look like penne
January 28, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Ah, I see we're talking about Signal opsec again today. I have said this 100,000 times, and I will probably say it 100,000 more, but no matter how secure you think your communications are, do not, and I mean LITERALLY DO NOT EVER put something that could be potentially incriminating in writing
January 28, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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Beware of ICE breaking into your car and leaving four tickets to Melania.
January 28, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Walk out of at least one job. In as hilarious a way as possible, ideally
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
January 28, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Quote with 5 jobs you've had:

1. Cook
2. Car detailer*
3. Hotel shuttle driver/housekeeper+
4. Gas station attendant or whatever
5. Paralegal, yay

* 3 days

+ 2 days
Quote with 5 jobs you've had:

1. Used bookstore clerk (awesome)
2. Diner line cook
3. Chinese restaurant host
4. Montessori preschool teacher
5. Famous novelist's research assistant
Quote with 5 jobs you’ve had:

1. Janitor at a “crisis pregnancy center” (it was required volunteering for HS graduation 🙃 ope)
2. Medical school research assistant
3. OS developer for supercomputers <— coolest job
4. Facilities coordinator <— worst job
5. Making/selling classical guitar parts
January 28, 2026 at 8:16 PM