kyle
@kylebutoverhere.bsky.social
Someone please feed the cats while I'm gone.
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kyle
@kylebutoverhere.bsky.social
· Jul 6
Once again, if you ever have a problem with the things I say I strongly advise just blocking me. It's fine, I'm not going to lose sleep over it, I promise. Or, if you prefer, you can simply make a stupid reply when I'm obviously in a fantastic mood and I'll take care of it for you
Always important to triple check your message when you're simultaneously texting your wife and an assistant at the US Attorney's office
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Always important to triple check your message when you're simultaneously texting your wife and an assistant at the US Attorney's office
If you have to work today you should be allowed to just do archery practice in the office or whatever. Who even cares
November 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
If you have to work today you should be allowed to just do archery practice in the office or whatever. Who even cares
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We've been busting the myth of Thanksgiving every year since 1970. #NationalDayOfMourning
November 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
We've been busting the myth of Thanksgiving every year since 1970. #NationalDayOfMourning
Just to spite this post I'm going to stack a slice of pecan pie on top of a slice of pumpkin pie and swallow them whole, like a python
Thanksgiving doesn’t have to mean delicious but unhealthy dishes. You can have flavor plus boost longevity with these five tips from blue zone researcher Dan Buettner. https://cnn.it/4rAnU6m
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Just to spite this post I'm going to stack a slice of pecan pie on top of a slice of pumpkin pie and swallow them whole, like a python
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There are two types of people in this world: those who love pie and those who are wrong.
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 AM
There are two types of people in this world: those who love pie and those who are wrong.
Ok, I have a food take for you sick perverts:
Gravy is overrated. Just make your food better
Gravy is overrated. Just make your food better
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Ok, I have a food take for you sick perverts:
Gravy is overrated. Just make your food better
Gravy is overrated. Just make your food better
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christmas music turned on at work
November 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
christmas music turned on at work
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did i get anything done today? no. but did i relax? also no.
November 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
did i get anything done today? no. but did i relax? also no.
I'm not engaging with the pie post. We all know the pie post is bad. Just avert your eyes and move on past the pie post, leaving him alone in his wrongness.
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I'm not engaging with the pie post. We all know the pie post is bad. Just avert your eyes and move on past the pie post, leaving him alone in his wrongness.
Marriage is not a competition, but I remembered that today was the 21st anniversary of when we started dating and she did not (until I told her), so looks like a win to me
November 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Marriage is not a competition, but I remembered that today was the 21st anniversary of when we started dating and she did not (until I told her), so looks like a win to me
I would only make it illegal to remake or reboot a movie. You get one chance, make it good.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I would only make it illegal to remake or reboot a movie. You get one chance, make it good.
Holy shit, thank you all so much!!! You have truly helped me out more than you know. I should be good now, so if you still have money you're looking to give away, look up your local mutual aid group and give it to them.
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Holy shit, thank you all so much!!! You have truly helped me out more than you know. I should be good now, so if you still have money you're looking to give away, look up your local mutual aid group and give it to them.
My recommended reading for this week
November 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
My recommended reading for this week
Developing a smoke grenade you can deploy to help you escape from the table during holidays when your uncle, you know, that uncle, brings up the Epstein files
November 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Developing a smoke grenade you can deploy to help you escape from the table during holidays when your uncle, you know, that uncle, brings up the Epstein files
The Red Sox trading for pitching in November? Don't hate it
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The Red Sox trading for pitching in November? Don't hate it
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"I really hate all corporate spokespeople," said Pearl Jam singer Eddie Vedder.
"Even the harmless Progressive lady?" asked the interviewer.
"That's correct," said Vedder. "Even Flo"
"Even the harmless Progressive lady?" asked the interviewer.
"That's correct," said Vedder. "Even Flo"
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
"I really hate all corporate spokespeople," said Pearl Jam singer Eddie Vedder.
"Even the harmless Progressive lady?" asked the interviewer.
"That's correct," said Vedder. "Even Flo"
"Even the harmless Progressive lady?" asked the interviewer.
"That's correct," said Vedder. "Even Flo"
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Destroying Blue Sky for good with a 'still posts on Twitter' labeller.
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Destroying Blue Sky for good with a 'still posts on Twitter' labeller.
@gobigred.bsky.social It won't, but thank you lol
November 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM
@gobigred.bsky.social It won't, but thank you lol
I don't deserve the literal angels who follow me, but I truly appreciate you all 😭
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I don't deserve the literal angels who follow me, but I truly appreciate you all 😭
Marriage
Pizza
Nachos
I guess as long as my wife is cool with all that we're golden
Pizza
Nachos
I guess as long as my wife is cool with all that we're golden
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Marriage
Pizza
Nachos
I guess as long as my wife is cool with all that we're golden
Pizza
Nachos
I guess as long as my wife is cool with all that we're golden
We have reached the "6-7 is literally demonic, bro" stage in the Kyle household
November 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
We have reached the "6-7 is literally demonic, bro" stage in the Kyle household
I'm so tired
Offer Vince Shlomi said the assassination of Charlie Kirk inspired him to run for office.
‘ShamWow’ guy running for Texas House seat
Offer Vince Shlomi, commonly known as the “ShamWow guy” after his series of towel informercials, is running for a House seat in Texas with a pitch to “soak up the swamp,” according to primary…
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November 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I'm so tired
I refuse to acknowledge that Manchester United played today. Back to photos of Stephany Mayor holding a trophy for me, thanks
November 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I refuse to acknowledge that Manchester United played today. Back to photos of Stephany Mayor holding a trophy for me, thanks