kyle
@kylebutoverhere.bsky.social
Someone please feed the cats while I'm gone.
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kyle
@kylebutoverhere.bsky.social
· Jul 6
Once again, if you ever have a problem with the things I say I strongly advise just blocking me. It's fine, I'm not going to lose sleep over it, I promise. Or, if you prefer, you can simply make a stupid reply when I'm obviously in a fantastic mood and I'll take care of it for you
Yeah, sure, let's all go to upscrolled. I, uh, forgot my keys, but you go on ahead while i grab them, I'll be right behind you
January 29, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Yeah, sure, let's all go to upscrolled. I, uh, forgot my keys, but you go on ahead while i grab them, I'll be right behind you
Reposted by kyle
I love it when infographics are like ‘boycot Palantir and Lockheed Martin’ like yeah, word, on it.
January 29, 2026 at 12:59 PM
I love it when infographics are like ‘boycot Palantir and Lockheed Martin’ like yeah, word, on it.
Even the email scammers are half-assing it this week, so don't beat yourself up
January 29, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Even the email scammers are half-assing it this week, so don't beat yourself up
I have heard that I'm bigger than you think
How tall are yall?
January 28, 2026 at 11:52 PM
I have heard that I'm bigger than you think
Wait, wait, wait, wait.....Noe Meza signed for WHOM???
January 28, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Wait, wait, wait, wait.....Noe Meza signed for WHOM???
Call me a "radical" or whatever, but i simply don't think kids belong in any jail.
(I mean, grownups either, but let's start here)
(I mean, grownups either, but let's start here)
January 28, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Call me a "radical" or whatever, but i simply don't think kids belong in any jail.
(I mean, grownups either, but let's start here)
(I mean, grownups either, but let's start here)
Had to actually say no to a new mutual aid opportunity today. Wasn't even like a "one man can only do so much" thing, as much as a "unfortunately, I do have a job" thing
January 28, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Had to actually say no to a new mutual aid opportunity today. Wasn't even like a "one man can only do so much" thing, as much as a "unfortunately, I do have a job" thing
Federal prosecutors hate this one simple trick
That’s why I get them tattooed on my dick, so no one will ever see them
January 28, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Federal prosecutors hate this one simple trick
New @megainfinity.band merch goes hard
Ok admittedly printing these whistles in yellow makes them REALLY look like penne
January 28, 2026 at 9:20 PM
New @megainfinity.band merch goes hard
Ah, I see we're talking about Signal opsec again today. I have said this 100,000 times, and I will probably say it 100,000 more, but no matter how secure you think your communications are, do not, and I mean LITERALLY DO NOT EVER put something that could be potentially incriminating in writing
January 28, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Ah, I see we're talking about Signal opsec again today. I have said this 100,000 times, and I will probably say it 100,000 more, but no matter how secure you think your communications are, do not, and I mean LITERALLY DO NOT EVER put something that could be potentially incriminating in writing
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Beware of ICE breaking into your car and leaving four tickets to Melania.
January 28, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Beware of ICE breaking into your car and leaving four tickets to Melania.
Walk out of at least one job. In as hilarious a way as possible, ideally
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
January 28, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Walk out of at least one job. In as hilarious a way as possible, ideally
Quote with 5 jobs you've had:
1. Cook
2. Car detailer*
3. Hotel shuttle driver/housekeeper+
4. Gas station attendant or whatever
5. Paralegal, yay
* 3 days
+ 2 days
1. Cook
2. Car detailer*
3. Hotel shuttle driver/housekeeper+
4. Gas station attendant or whatever
5. Paralegal, yay
* 3 days
+ 2 days
Quote with 5 jobs you've had:
1. Used bookstore clerk (awesome)
2. Diner line cook
3. Chinese restaurant host
4. Montessori preschool teacher
5. Famous novelist's research assistant
1. Used bookstore clerk (awesome)
2. Diner line cook
3. Chinese restaurant host
4. Montessori preschool teacher
5. Famous novelist's research assistant
Quote with 5 jobs you’ve had:
1. Janitor at a “crisis pregnancy center” (it was required volunteering for HS graduation 🙃 ope)
2. Medical school research assistant
3. OS developer for supercomputers <— coolest job
4. Facilities coordinator <— worst job
5. Making/selling classical guitar parts
1. Janitor at a “crisis pregnancy center” (it was required volunteering for HS graduation 🙃 ope)
2. Medical school research assistant
3. OS developer for supercomputers <— coolest job
4. Facilities coordinator <— worst job
5. Making/selling classical guitar parts
January 28, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Quote with 5 jobs you've had:
1. Cook
2. Car detailer*
3. Hotel shuttle driver/housekeeper+
4. Gas station attendant or whatever
5. Paralegal, yay
* 3 days
+ 2 days
1. Cook
2. Car detailer*
3. Hotel shuttle driver/housekeeper+
4. Gas station attendant or whatever
5. Paralegal, yay
* 3 days
+ 2 days
Hopefully she gets the Tigres fanhood in the Decree
ooh this feels good
January 28, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Hopefully she gets the Tigres fanhood in the Decree
I complain about family law a lot, but it's like 85% motions to continue. It's the other 15% that makes you regret being born
January 28, 2026 at 7:38 PM
I complain about family law a lot, but it's like 85% motions to continue. It's the other 15% that makes you regret being born
I really need to work on only posting things nobody could possibly like
January 28, 2026 at 7:19 PM
I really need to work on only posting things nobody could possibly like
Reposted by kyle
Hell yeah, I fuck with AI
I fuck with
Abolishing
Ice
I fuck with
Abolishing
Ice
January 28, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Hell yeah, I fuck with AI
I fuck with
Abolishing
Ice
I fuck with
Abolishing
Ice
They're replacing some part of our server at work and it would be an awful, terrible shame if they encountered a bunch of problems and couldn't get things back up and running and we simply could not do our jobs this afternoon
January 28, 2026 at 6:51 PM
They're replacing some part of our server at work and it would be an awful, terrible shame if they encountered a bunch of problems and couldn't get things back up and running and we simply could not do our jobs this afternoon
Nebraska vs Michigan college basketball
January 28, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Nebraska vs Michigan college basketball
A cool thing about being registered independent is that politicians don't ask me for shit
January 28, 2026 at 6:12 PM
A cool thing about being registered independent is that politicians don't ask me for shit
Why does Casey's show ads for Casey's on the pump while I'm getting gas? Bitch, I'm already here, what more do you want from me?
January 28, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Why does Casey's show ads for Casey's on the pump while I'm getting gas? Bitch, I'm already here, what more do you want from me?
Oh, dear. I just realized FC Köln has to play in the Friday game this week 😬
January 28, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Oh, dear. I just realized FC Köln has to play in the Friday game this week 😬
Thinking about applying for a job that's more fulfilling and dignified than being a paralegal. Scooping up piles of rhinoceros shit at the zoo, for example
January 28, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Thinking about applying for a job that's more fulfilling and dignified than being a paralegal. Scooping up piles of rhinoceros shit at the zoo, for example
I don't think one day is enough. We should all general strike tomorrow, too
January 28, 2026 at 4:19 PM
I don't think one day is enough. We should all general strike tomorrow, too