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kyle
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Someone please feed the cats while I'm gone.
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Once again, if you ever have a problem with the things I say I strongly advise just blocking me. It's fine, I'm not going to lose sleep over it, I promise. Or, if you prefer, you can simply make a stupid reply when I'm obviously in a fantastic mood and I'll take care of it for you
Yeah, sure, let's all go to upscrolled. I, uh, forgot my keys, but you go on ahead while i grab them, I'll be right behind you
January 29, 2026 at 3:27 PM
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I love it when infographics are like ‘boycot Palantir and Lockheed Martin’ like yeah, word, on it.
January 29, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Even the email scammers are half-assing it this week, so don't beat yourself up
January 29, 2026 at 2:31 PM
I have heard that I'm bigger than you think
How tall are yall?
January 28, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Wait, wait, wait, wait.....Noe Meza signed for WHOM???
January 28, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Call me a "radical" or whatever, but i simply don't think kids belong in any jail.

(I mean, grownups either, but let's start here)
January 28, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Had to actually say no to a new mutual aid opportunity today. Wasn't even like a "one man can only do so much" thing, as much as a "unfortunately, I do have a job" thing
January 28, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Federal prosecutors hate this one simple trick
That’s why I get them tattooed on my dick, so no one will ever see them
January 28, 2026 at 9:25 PM
New @megainfinity.band merch goes hard
Ok admittedly printing these whistles in yellow makes them REALLY look like penne
January 28, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Ah, I see we're talking about Signal opsec again today. I have said this 100,000 times, and I will probably say it 100,000 more, but no matter how secure you think your communications are, do not, and I mean LITERALLY DO NOT EVER put something that could be potentially incriminating in writing
January 28, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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Beware of ICE breaking into your car and leaving four tickets to Melania.
January 28, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Walk out of at least one job. In as hilarious a way as possible, ideally
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
January 28, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Quote with 5 jobs you've had:

1. Cook
2. Car detailer*
3. Hotel shuttle driver/housekeeper+
4. Gas station attendant or whatever
5. Paralegal, yay

* 3 days

+ 2 days
Quote with 5 jobs you've had:

1. Used bookstore clerk (awesome)
2. Diner line cook
3. Chinese restaurant host
4. Montessori preschool teacher
5. Famous novelist's research assistant
Quote with 5 jobs you’ve had:

1. Janitor at a “crisis pregnancy center” (it was required volunteering for HS graduation 🙃 ope)
2. Medical school research assistant
3. OS developer for supercomputers <— coolest job
4. Facilities coordinator <— worst job
5. Making/selling classical guitar parts
January 28, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Hopefully she gets the Tigres fanhood in the Decree
ooh this feels good
January 28, 2026 at 7:46 PM
I complain about family law a lot, but it's like 85% motions to continue. It's the other 15% that makes you regret being born
January 28, 2026 at 7:38 PM
I really need to work on only posting things nobody could possibly like
January 28, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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Hell yeah, I fuck with AI

I fuck with

Abolishing
Ice
January 28, 2026 at 7:11 PM
They're replacing some part of our server at work and it would be an awful, terrible shame if they encountered a bunch of problems and couldn't get things back up and running and we simply could not do our jobs this afternoon
January 28, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Nebraska vs Michigan college basketball
January 28, 2026 at 6:45 PM
A cool thing about being registered independent is that politicians don't ask me for shit
January 28, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Why does Casey's show ads for Casey's on the pump while I'm getting gas? Bitch, I'm already here, what more do you want from me?
January 28, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Oh, dear. I just realized FC Köln has to play in the Friday game this week 😬
January 28, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Thinking about applying for a job that's more fulfilling and dignified than being a paralegal. Scooping up piles of rhinoceros shit at the zoo, for example
January 28, 2026 at 4:50 PM
I don't think one day is enough. We should all general strike tomorrow, too
January 28, 2026 at 4:19 PM