oh god he’s doing tricep extensions and I can see his pits
i might die

youtu.be/syOOyJvAL10?...

for the uninformed or uninspired, whichever u are

if her father, the inventor of Toaster Streudel, could see her now…

what’s that, shave your head cuz you’ve still got time before the dryer is done?

2- Animal is making me feel like I’ve got it together and Miss Piggy’s confidence has me like, « wait, what’s that now? »

A central motif throughout the drug panics has been the specter of predatory drug dealers forcing innocent young white girls into sexual slavery. Swap out “scary young Black guy” with “old rich white man” and suddenly there’s no urgency.

still weird to me they used the same CG technology to make Michael B. Jordan his own twin in Sinners just to make Amanda Seyfried play the tradwife and the psycho sitter

frantically taking on and off her glasses,
desperately reading both parts cuz no one gave her the highlighted script