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𓅼𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹 @hrothgar.bsky.social · Nov 27

Welcome to Bluesky!
This is a book. You're reading a book right now. The music and noise is welling up in your ears.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 11h

taking a long drink of strawberry milk and whipping the glass into the fireplace

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𓅼𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹 @hrothgar.bsky.social · 2d

Amy Poehler catching strays here

𓅼𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹 @hrothgar.bsky.social · 2d

btw the replies on that post are cursed af I feel for your friend

𓅼𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹 @hrothgar.bsky.social · 2d

30 Rock definitely rules

from the few episodes of P&R I watched, I remember the Knope character played as a weird eccentric, not a hero

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𓅼𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹 @hrothgar.bsky.social · 3d

That "blow his brains out" one can't be real right? I've been searching for it and no evidence so far

Like don't misunderstand me I don't think it's something he wouldn't say I just can't find the og article

𓅼𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹 @hrothgar.bsky.social · 3d

It still pisses me off that he outlived isdickcheneydeadyet dotcom

𓅼𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹 @hrothgar.bsky.social · 4d

the closing message lol

𓅼𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹 @hrothgar.bsky.social · 5d

Cuomo *doot*ed my husband but I am *doot*ing for him

Image of a mid-poly skull playing a small horn

𓅼𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹 @hrothgar.bsky.social · 5d

I call it "Tuesday Bojack"

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C.A. Petrov @capetrov.bsky.social · 5d

I think about this tweet a lot:

Tweet by sara mchenry (@yellowcardigan)

My therapist: <laughs at a joke I said>

Me (to myself): This is great. I'm going to get a good grade in therapy, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.

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𓅼𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹 @hrothgar.bsky.social · 5d

whenever I hear words like "quarantined" in discussions about bsky/twitter with respect to anybody's mental health:

Image from the comic book Watchmen. A character stooped over with Rorschach and a narrative box reads '"YOU'RE LOCKED UP IN HERE WITH ME," HE SAID."

𓅼𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹 @hrothgar.bsky.social · 6d

group chat where we only communicate in different Schlitz - related promotional materials

𓅼𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹 @hrothgar.bsky.social · 10d

Kash Patel sounds a lot like Jon Lovitz

and this is the only time I will ever not mean this as a compliment

𓅼𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹 @hrothgar.bsky.social · 11d

although this one is a miss for me, gotta say Kevin McDonald looking absolutely incredible

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 12d

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𓅼𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹 @hrothgar.bsky.social · 12d

It's not strange to wash. it's just that a lot of men act very uncomfortable about it.

Which to me is very funny behavior, as I think it must be a very funny thing in the eyes of most service and healthcare workers.

𓅼𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹 @hrothgar.bsky.social · 12d

crip-walk-Ewok? :)

𓅼𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹 @hrothgar.bsky.social · 12d

If you worked a double shift and still have the energy to talk to the internet, that's impressive to me

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𓅼𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹 @hrothgar.bsky.social · 12d

Yes! "Did my own research," got a nearly-negative COVID test result, watched some standup, noticed a schedule conflict and thus prevented a problem, and got a job application callback. Also I'm feeling much better.

Pretty baller day for me really. HBU?

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𓅼𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹 @hrothgar.bsky.social · 12d

sup

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𓅼𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹 @hrothgar.bsky.social · 12d

________young
_____HYPNOTOAD

NEW THURSDAYS 8|7c

it's charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 12d

hey guys have y'all seen this new TV show? it's by the toad from ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD but this one totally doesn't enslave you to the toad

it's called I AM WILLFULLY SUBMITTING TO THE HYPNOTOAD, it's great you should watch it go watch it right now it's on your TV it's on streaming it's everyw

𓅼𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹 @hrothgar.bsky.social · 12d

I would gladly watch it again. Someone would only have to pay me a pittance.

𓅼𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹 @hrothgar.bsky.social · 12d

Going to have it modified so it looks like a weird dog then wear it out again next weekend

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 12d

Hey man, have you shifted your alliances recently? Feeling concerned about the fragile peace between us

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𓅼𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹 @hrothgar.bsky.social · 13d

this is normal. Good job :)

𓅼𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹𓅹 @hrothgar.bsky.social · 13d

"blast up Broadway, draft the truck" - me, a person having a crisis in public, trying to give subway directions to a friendly tourist