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HurkaDoesSports

@hurkadoessports.bsky.social

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Philly sports. Enjoyer of pro wrestling and MMA. Ordained minister, leader of Church of Gritty. I will perform your wedding if you ask nice.

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HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · Aug 13

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HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 7m

At least the Cowboys are miserable too.

HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 13h

But, didn't Apple just take down an app that lets us know where ICE is all the time?

Oh, we're in the worst timeline.

onion person @junlper.beer · 13h

we need to abolish this shit

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HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 17h

You have one more job, Milwaukee.

HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 18h

So when a goalie doesn't want to give up a goal, they should just throw themselves into the closest opposing player. Cool. Got it.

HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 18h

ACAB also includes hockey officials.

HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 19h

I don't think that person is feeling anything.

HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 1d

Yep, absolutely a Mariners fan for the rest of the playoffs.

HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 1d

Turns out that extra inning elimination games are really fun when your team isn't involved.

HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah, that's an all timer of a day too.

HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 2d

Even fucking math hates Philly.

Wet Luzinski @wetluzinski.bsky.social · 2d

Mathematically you have to marvel at the improbable ratio

Philadelphia losing three different sports by a 2:1 score ratio

HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 2d

Sister Jean is gone too? This day was terrible.

HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 2d

Give me a Cubs-Mariners World Series. That would be fun.

This means we're getting Dodgers-Tigers, of course.

HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 2d

I think I need to take a week off from sports. Time to go deliver food all weekend!

HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 2d

Plus a bunch of players and staff on the Phillies.

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Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 2d

There are like 20 people involved the Eagles who I am more mad at that Kerkering.

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HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 2d

The pitching staff tried.

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HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 2d

Yep, done with this shit. The Phillies at least tried to win tonight.

HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 2d

Tell me one game this year where the offense has looked good for the entire game. You're right, it's going to be a long season if the offense only runs streaks and inside runs.

HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 2d

...... And we're done here

HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 2d

Nope. Was more angry at Nick then. Moore's play calling wasn't the issue last year.

HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 2d

A first down! I forgot you could do that.

HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 2d

Nah. He's not Kellen Moore.

HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 2d

I have no faith that they're going to fix anything.

HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 2d

Fire Kevin Patullo tonight. Right now is good.

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