HurkaDoesSports
@hurkadoessports.bsky.social
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Philly sports. Enjoyer of pro wrestling and MMA. Ordained minister, leader of Church of Gritty. I will perform your wedding if you ask nice.
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hurkadoessports.bsky.social
Even fucking math hates Philly.
wetluzinski.bsky.social
Mathematically you have to marvel at the improbable ratio
Philadelphia losing three different sports by a 2:1 score ratio
hurkadoessports.bsky.social
Sister Jean is gone too? This day was terrible.
hurkadoessports.bsky.social
Give me a Cubs-Mariners World Series. That would be fun.

This means we're getting Dodgers-Tigers, of course.
hurkadoessports.bsky.social
I think I need to take a week off from sports. Time to go deliver food all weekend!
hurkadoessports.bsky.social
Plus a bunch of players and staff on the Phillies.
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jesuszoidberg.bsky.social
There are like 20 people involved the Eagles who I am more mad at that Kerkering.
hurkadoessports.bsky.social
Yep, done with this shit. The Phillies at least tried to win tonight.
hurkadoessports.bsky.social
Tell me one game this year where the offense has looked good for the entire game. You're right, it's going to be a long season if the offense only runs streaks and inside runs.
hurkadoessports.bsky.social
Nope. Was more angry at Nick then. Moore's play calling wasn't the issue last year.
hurkadoessports.bsky.social
A first down! I forgot you could do that.
hurkadoessports.bsky.social
I have no faith that they're going to fix anything.
hurkadoessports.bsky.social
Fire Kevin Patullo tonight. Right now is good.
hurkadoessports.bsky.social
Ten year old using the Ask Madden button.
hurkadoessports.bsky.social
I would like to play against Russell Wilson for the rest of the night please.
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sailormoondamus.gobirds.online
If you’ve been injured by Philadelphia Sports on October 9th, 2025, you may be entitled to financial compensation.
hurkadoessports.bsky.social
Now Reed and Coop are banged up. This is it. This is the day that kills me.
hurkadoessports.bsky.social
Oops, all dumbasses!
suboptimaldad.gobirds.online
There sure was money to be made
on an “OH NO DISASTER” Philly parlay tonight.
hurkadoessports.bsky.social
Just wait. They'll find a way.
hurkadoessports.bsky.social
The Giants score again and I'm done. I'm tapping out.