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@iamnotlarry.bsky.social

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Bluesky’s foremost Caddyshack 2 enthusiast. Eat the rich.

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Not Larry @iamnotlarry.bsky.social · 1d

Drink for every Bears penalty. Week 6. First penalty. Drink.

Not Larry @iamnotlarry.bsky.social · 17d

Week 4. Drink.

Not Larry @iamnotlarry.bsky.social · 24d

Week 3 Bears drinking game post. Drink every time they commit a penalty.

Not Larry @iamnotlarry.bsky.social · 25m

160,130 people said you can’t sit in the California State Legislature.

Not Larry @iamnotlarry.bsky.social · 29m

Hahaha. Your bio says you’re a former senate candidate. This is a STATE senate race.

Not Larry @iamnotlarry.bsky.social · 37m

Ouch

Not Larry @iamnotlarry.bsky.social · 49m

This you?

Not Larry @iamnotlarry.bsky.social · 59m

Motherfuckers are acting like they invented PR.

Ryan Mac 🙃 @rmac.bsky.social · 4h

this is the dumbest shit i have ever read

Not Larry @iamnotlarry.bsky.social · 3h

JD’s gonna teach his kids not to put “I love Hitler” in writing. I’m gonna tell my kids that Hitler was bad. We are not the same.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 7h

JD Vance dismisses Young Republicans who in a group chat said "I love Hitler" and joked about slavery and rape as "a bunch of kids" who "told stupid jokes" and adds that "most of the stupid things I did when I was a teenager and young adult, they're not on the internet."

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Jacob Soboroff @jacobsoboroff.bsky.social · 23h

here’s more context to the videos DHS is putting out from Chicago.

Not Larry @iamnotlarry.bsky.social · 11h

I’m so glad I didn’t need to write a thesis for you to understand.

Not Larry @iamnotlarry.bsky.social · 11h

And one of those 4 games in this abysmal streak was the clincher against the Cubs.

Not Larry @iamnotlarry.bsky.social · 11h

I guess I can spell it out: the Brewers and Mariners are better at baseball than the Mets. I don’t really think that’s a “thesis” as much as an “observation.”

Not Larry @iamnotlarry.bsky.social · 11h

Thesis on what? On the Mariners and the Brewers still in the playoffs and the Mets not? I think that’s pretty self explanatory. No?

Not Larry @iamnotlarry.bsky.social · 11h

Is that what I said? Reading back what I said, that’s not what I said.

Not Larry @iamnotlarry.bsky.social · 12h

The Mariners are 16th in payroll. The Brewers are 23rd. The team that spent the most this year, the Mets, didn’t make the playoffs.

Not Larry @iamnotlarry.bsky.social · 12h

Your point is correct, but this is really a function of how important the quarterback is. I’d have to look at the list, but I’m betting those repeat winner have HoF QBs. You can’t really guarantee your place in MLB playoffs with 1-2 great players. See 2018-2023 Anaheim Angels.

Not Larry @iamnotlarry.bsky.social · 13h

Why do white supremacists always look like this?

Not Larry @iamnotlarry.bsky.social · 1d

Even ChatGPT hates these assholes.

Not Larry @iamnotlarry.bsky.social · 1d

Periodic reminder that the MAGA GOP are incredible pussies. They’re threatened by naked people on bikes having fun.

The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 1d

U.S. House Speaker Mike Johnson calls Sunday's naked bike ride in protest of the Portland ICE facility and and Trump troop deployment "the most threatening thing I’ve seen yet"

www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...

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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 1d

Here's a recording of the pilot of C-GZPT, a Cirrus SR22, tracing the Jays logo over Nova Scotia

Not Larry @iamnotlarry.bsky.social · 1d

No it hasn’t.

Not Larry @iamnotlarry.bsky.social · 1d

Wait, where did Ryan Chiaverini’s frosted tips go?

Not Larry @iamnotlarry.bsky.social · 1d

Saints, Ravens, Bengals, Giants… are the next 4 games. Fuck you guys, I have hope and I hate this.

Not Larry @iamnotlarry.bsky.social · 1d

The Bears haven’t lost a game in 4 weeks.

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Chibdm @chibdm.bsky.social · 1d

Daaaaaaaaa Bears!

Not Larry @iamnotlarry.bsky.social · 1d

Bears had no business winning that game and I’ll take it!

Not Larry @iamnotlarry.bsky.social · 1d

We have a national “guys dressed like Ditka” surplus.