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Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 11h

At a certain point, the ALCS doesn't actually "start." The Jays just show up and take over a dugout from one of these teams and the game continues.

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 2h

Contemplating drinking my iced coffee from my Trident Cup this morning. Go M’s.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11h

This Mariners-Tigers battle is one of the best baseball games I’ve ever seen

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Patrick Callahan, smashing pumpkins. @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 22m

When you realize the Mariners and Seahawks play on Sunday. Again.

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Gdi

MLB Daily News @fantasymlbnews.bsky.social · 1h

Kevin Gausman will start Game 1 of ALCS for the Blue Jays.

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Rob Friedman @pitchingninja.com · 59m

My Filthiest Pitches from Yesterday

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George Kirby 😷
Eduard Bazardo 🤢
Jack Flaherty 🔨
Logan Gilbert 🔱
and more

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Instant CLASSIC: What a game between the Mariners and Tigers!

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slangsonsports.bsky.social @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 9h

23 players have appeared for the Mariners this postseason

10 had been born when Edgar hit the double

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Patrick Callahan, smashing pumpkins. @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 9h

I'm glad my mutuals are smart enough to know what this is

Patrick Callahan, smashing pumpkins. @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 9h

If you just watched the Mariners defeat the Detroit Tigers in game 5 of the ALDS, you may be entitled to financial compensation.

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 10h

All your calls of the series-winning walkoff [Fox, Fox Deportes, KIRO, Radio Sol, WXYT, WDTW]

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slangsonsports.bsky.social @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 9h

Jorge Polanco with the 15th walk-off hit in a winner-take-all game in postseason history

17th walk-off win in a winner-take-all game overall

INCREDIBLY … the only other ALDS winner-take-all walk-off win?

Edgar’s double

BASEBALL!!!

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Circling Seattle Sports @circlingseasports.bsky.social · 10h

Champagne party number three in this clubhouse this year for the Mariners.

#TridentsUp #SeizeTheMoment #Postseason

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MLB (Bot) @mlbbot.bsky.social · 10h

FOR HUMPY! 😭

The Mariner Moose lifts Humpy the Salmon up in celebration after Humpy won the Salmon Run for the first time ever. Mariners fans can be seen going wild in the background.

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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 10h

BREAKING: Jorge Polanco hit a game-ending single in the 15th inning, and the Seattle Mariners advanced to the AL Championship Series by outlasting the Detroit Tigers for a 3-2 victory in the longest winner-take-all postseason game in baseball history.

Polanco hits winning single in the 15th inning as the Mariners beat the Tigers to advance to ALCS

Jorge Polanco hit a game-ending single in the 15th inning, and the Seattle Mariners advanced to the AL Championship Series by outlasting the Detroit Tigers for a 3-2 victory in the longest winner-take-all postseason game in baseball history.

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Patrick Callahan, smashing pumpkins. @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 10h

Yoink

Patrick Callahan, smashing pumpkins. @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 10h

C'mon Jon. Another chapter. It's just a tiny itty bitty chapter. It might dump but it won't bite.

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Patrick Callahan, smashing pumpkins. @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 10h

Me ready to watch the ALCS

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MLB (Bot) @mlbbot.bsky.social · 10h

Hip hip Jorge! 🙌

#ALDS

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MLB (Bot) @mlbbot.bsky.social · 10h

THE @MARINERS ARE MOVING ON TO THE ALCS FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2001!

(MLB x @BudweiserUSA)

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Pacific Northwest Seismic Network @pnsn1.bsky.social · 10h

You feel that Seattle?! Check out that Polanco P-Wave! Polanco Game Winning Single, Crawford Scores, MARINERS WIN!! @Mariners are Toronto Bound! @Tmobilepark @FoxSports
#SeisTheMoment #SeizeTheMoment

Seismogram showing ground motion at T-Mobile Park for game-winning single by Seattle Mariner Jorge Polanco, JP Crawford scores!

MLB poster for PostSEAson 2025 that reads Seis the Moment with a small seismogram between the Seis and the The. Has website for PNSN seismograms of the game. mariners.pnsn.org

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Tricia Romano @tromano.bsky.social · 10h

Seattle at Cyclops!!

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Patrick Callahan, smashing pumpkins. @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 10h

I love these fucking guys so goddamn much

Patrick Callahan, smashing pumpkins. @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 10h

ALCS MOTHERFUCKERS

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Patrick Callahan, smashing pumpkins. @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 10h

POLANCO!!!!!!!!!