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Patrick Callahan, smashing pumpkins. @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 1h

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Patrick Callahan, smashing pumpkins. @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 6h

I am honestly not neurotypical enough to determine if this is a bit. Assuming it is, just like a foreskin

Patrick Callahan, smashing pumpkins. @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 7h

Me watching Cal Raleigh hit dingers makes it likely I'll have an erection but that doesn't mean Cal Raleigh is responsible for getting my wife pregnant you mushy brained dipshit

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 8h

RFK JR: There are many other confirmations -- there are two studies that show children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism. It’s highly likely because they are given Tylenol

Patrick Callahan, smashing pumpkins. @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 7h

Will trade pics of my feet to Quentin Tarantino if he saves the Egyptian

Chase 'Hutch' Hutchinson 📽️ @eclectichutch.bsky.social · 9h

BREAKING: The SIFF Egyptian, the historic and beloved Capitol Hill movie theater, will not be reopening. After decades of bringing movie magic to Seattle audiences, the space will now permanently conclude operations under SIFF 📽️

My story for @seattletimes.com: www.seattletimes.com/entertainmen...

A person walks in front of the exterior of the building that was formerly the home for the SIFF Cinema Egyptian which will now be closing on a beautiful day in Seattle. Photo by Erika Schultz / The Seattle Times

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Patrick Callahan, smashing pumpkins. @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 18h

Fuck

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Patrick Callahan, smashing pumpkins. @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 22h

Samuel Richard Darnold, or as he likes to be called, Sammy Dicks

Ben Baldwin @rbsdm.com · 1d

Adjusted EPA / PFF Blend through week 5

His name is Sam

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 22h

One last postseason diaper blowout for Clayton Kershaw. A beautiful sendoff for a legend.

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Patrick Callahan, smashing pumpkins. @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 23h

a man in a green shirt sits with his hands on his head in a bowling alley

ALT: a man in a green shirt sits with his hands on his head in a bowling alley

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Patrick Callahan, smashing pumpkins. @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 1d

As a teat

Patrick Callahan, smashing pumpkins. @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 1d

The rank hubris.

Patrick Callahan, smashing pumpkins. @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 1d

Wonder how Mrs. Naylor is gonna feel about Josh becoming a father 25 more times a day after she gave birth

Patrick Callahan, smashing pumpkins. @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 1d

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Patrick Callahan, smashing pumpkins. @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 1d

Goms

Patrick Callahan, smashing pumpkins. @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 1d

Luke Jackson pitching this game is some foul shit

Patrick Callahan, smashing pumpkins. @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 1d

It's probably for the best that I've been in a meeting and now have to be in another meeting

Patrick Callahan, smashing pumpkins. @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 1d

Why did you leave Speier in to throw a meatball you goddamn muppet

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Patrick Callahan, smashing pumpkins. @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 1d

They absolutely have.

NFL Daily News @fantasynflnews.bsky.social · 1d

Shanahan: 49ers haven't considered placing Brock Purdy (toe) on IR.

Patrick Callahan, smashing pumpkins. @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 1d

Seems good

slangsonsports.bsky.social @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 1d

Teams to hold opponents scoreless through 4 innings in each of first 4 games of a postseason series:

2025 ALDS Mariners
2013 ALCS Tigers
2012 ALCS Tigers
1963 WS Dodgers
1950 WS Yankees
1906 WS Cubs