Patrick Callahan
@iampatrickc.bsky.social
shitposting through it | he/him/doofus | Korean American neurospicy dad | go Seahawks and Mariners | 94.2% unserious by volume
The Discount Tire lady gave me a discount on a 10 year tire warranty and I think I'm in love
November 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
The Discount Tire lady gave me a discount on a 10 year tire warranty and I think I'm in love
I am not making Thanksgiving this year, but I always spatchcock my bird, cram herbed butter under the skin and have a panic attack that everything else won't cook in time
Remember to dry brine your turkey tonight
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I am not making Thanksgiving this year, but I always spatchcock my bird, cram herbed butter under the skin and have a panic attack that everything else won't cook in time
Waiting for my goddamn truck. AMA
Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
ngl.link
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Waiting for my goddamn truck. AMA
There is a man at this Discount Tire who looks like The Edge, with beanie and everything, but he had the moustache of a man leading a posse
November 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
There is a man at this Discount Tire who looks like The Edge, with beanie and everything, but he had the moustache of a man leading a posse
The Dukes of Hazzard, just so they could change the flag on the car to a Pride one
what stale hollywood franchise should the next dem president bring back
November 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The Dukes of Hazzard, just so they could change the flag on the car to a Pride one
People will post anything on this app. "Apple pie is bad." Not it isn't. That's not true.
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
People will post anything on this app. "Apple pie is bad." Not it isn't. That's not true.
Someone get Sam fitted for one of these
November 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Someone get Sam fitted for one of these
Why do all these people look like bored country club housewives who can't stop being racist to the staff
A federal judge dismissed the Justice Department's cases against James Comey and Letitia James, saying the prosecutor who led them was unlawfully appointed. Here's what to know about her. n.pr/4pw4Kwo
The case against Comey failed because of Trump's prosecutor. Who is she?
A federal judge dismissed the Justice Department's cases against James Comey and Letitia James, saying the prosecutor who led them was unlawfully appointed. Here's what to know about her.
n.pr
November 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Why do all these people look like bored country club housewives who can't stop being racist to the staff
Proving once again Idaho is good for nothing but potatoes and FBI standoffs
Trump’s approval collapses nationwide, turning several deep-red states negative — Economist tracker
November 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Proving once again Idaho is good for nothing but potatoes and FBI standoffs
UNC
The #Seahawks are reportedly working on bringing three-time Pro Bowler Quandre Diggs back to help their banged-up safety group.
sports.mynorthwest.com/nfl/seattle-...
sports.mynorthwest.com/nfl/seattle-...
Report: Seattle Seahawks working to bring back Quandre Diggs
The Seattle Seahawks are reportedly working on a deal to bring three-time Pro Bowl safety Quandre Diggs back as a member of the practice squad.
sports.mynorthwest.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
UNC
How is your Tuesday? Mine is going swell. My ex blew out two tires on our truck with our kids in it after hitting a curb and the tow truck is two hours late, and I am now unexpectedly $850 poorer.
November 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
How is your Tuesday? Mine is going swell. My ex blew out two tires on our truck with our kids in it after hitting a curb and the tow truck is two hours late, and I am now unexpectedly $850 poorer.
The mark of success in the Seattle Seahawks offense is a propensity for 2nd and long run plays with Zach Charbonnet, typically out of shotgun or toss plays to the outside. In this essay, I will
Passing and rushing efficiency on early downs
The Seahawks are the best early-down passing team in the NFL
The Colts thrive in obvious passing situations
The Seahawks are the best early-down passing team in the NFL
The Colts thrive in obvious passing situations
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The mark of success in the Seattle Seahawks offense is a propensity for 2nd and long run plays with Zach Charbonnet, typically out of shotgun or toss plays to the outside. In this essay, I will
Good news for weird elder millennials
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Good news for weird elder millennials
Me after game 7 against Toronto
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Me after game 7 against Toronto
Earl Thomas when he gets inducted
November 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Earl Thomas when he gets inducted
Beginning my petition to get Jonathan Bailey as the new James Bond.
November 25, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Beginning my petition to get Jonathan Bailey as the new James Bond.
I hate the Niners and I think Jauan Jennings should have retaliated like Myles Garrett did to Mason Rudolph
November 25, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I hate the Niners and I think Jauan Jennings should have retaliated like Myles Garrett did to Mason Rudolph
No but you go on ahead and be wrong
Korean is pretty much the 10,000th acceptable way to prepare beef which I would love in any event, and kimchi everything, which I would hate in any event. It's like Mongolian Grill with rotten veg. Yeah?
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
No but you go on ahead and be wrong
Our boy is growing up and poasting so fast
Cause mac and cheese is extremely overrated
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Our boy is growing up and poasting so fast
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Lloyd Cushenberry III, Esq.
November 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Lloyd Cushenberry III, Esq.
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Darnold's accuracy on some of these throws to JSN today is unreal. 40+ yd hand offs, essentially.
November 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Darnold's accuracy on some of these throws to JSN today is unreal. 40+ yd hand offs, essentially.
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JSN made that fan's year. You love to see it
November 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
JSN made that fan's year. You love to see it
