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Iron Joe @ironjoebro.bsky.social · Jan 3

Aight sure Media Thread 2025 let’s do this shit

Screenshot of Mario & Luigi Brothership, taken mid-speech such that it looks like Kamek is saying “Oh, Lord”

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Iron Joe @ironjoebro.bsky.social · 50m

kinda wonder if when all’s said and done Shell vs. Captain Falcon is gonna start looking good

as with Cage, Douglas is relying entirely on the anime here

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 1h

Judy Garland during every song intro.

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Iron Joe @ironjoebro.bsky.social · 2h

what if instead of comparing characters’ speed in c units we were just like well FTL is impossible so I guess it’s all the same

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WOKE Gaster, the royal scientist (Halloween Hack) @tsunamicat108.bsky.social · 2h

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 19h

every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”

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Iron Joe @ironjoebro.bsky.social · 3h

been reading the g1 blog on blade vs. buffy

I’m guessing the reason they call this Xander guy “[REDACTED]” is funny as fuck

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Iron Joe @ironjoebro.bsky.social · 3h

maybe I should hop on Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Iron Joe @ironjoebro.bsky.social · 4h

Me: So, Dr. King, what’s your favorite Pokémon?

AI MLK: Excellent question. I would have to say it’s Jynx.

Me: Oh like hell it is

Erica C. Barnett @ericacbarnett.bsky.social · 10h

"And you could say, Well, Dr. Martin Luther King, I've always wanted to meet you. What was your day like today? What did you have for breakfast? And he comes back and he talks to you. How cool would that be if we have a series of historical figures that we all could agree on, that we respect?"

Iron Joe @ironjoebro.bsky.social · 4h

That fraud couldn’t even beat Asgore with all the time in the world. I did it on like, my third try.

Iron Joe @ironjoebro.bsky.social · 4h

[to the tune of Thanks For Being Born] Ushiromiya house but it mansion

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少年アムロ @zfighteramuro.bsky.social · 5h

this thing with dissidia isn't even a "fuck this industry for killing portable systems" thing, though that is part of it

it's more a "squeenix your fucking mobile slop is not clicking, when will you learn your goddamn lesson" thing

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少年アムロ @zfighteramuro.bsky.social · 5h

You expect me to have faith in this shit when you just canned KH Missing Link mid-development? Be for real.

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Iron Joe @ironjoebro.bsky.social · 4h

aw man said level is where the current existing story content ends

Iron Joe @ironjoebro.bsky.social · 4h

I was sweeping the lot at the gas station and someone left their SHOES at the pump

Iron Joe @ironjoebro.bsky.social · 5h

the point of this post was to Make You Look but I don’t think it worked

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Iron Joe @ironjoebro.bsky.social · 5h

the mobile phone is the assist trophy of sequels

Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 6h

New Dissidia Final Fantasy game coming to mobile, more info on Oct 14 www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLM7...

www.square-enix.com/ddff/en/

Iron Joe @ironjoebro.bsky.social · 5h

nvm there are levels where you play as Shell in the actual story lol

thus making the Shell upgrades quite valuable

Iron Joe @ironjoebro.bsky.social · 12h

hm

not sure if I like how disconnected XF’s platforming/combat levels are from the main game

I get that making it mandatory in a racing game would tick people off, but it seems like the only resource you can get from them that matters in the main game is resets? Not even money? Hmm