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Defenestrator @irrationalwisp.bsky.social · 5m

You jest, but he has a one-to-one phoneline with God. Mr. Stone is a prophet, ready to call down the fire of heaven from the skies and floods from the seas and unaffordable housing and lacklustre medical services from the government! We are all in grave danger.

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Defenestrator @irrationalwisp.bsky.social · 13m

Guys don't laugh. He also graduated top of his class in the Navy Seals, and has been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda. We don't wanna mess with him....

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Defenestrator @irrationalwisp.bsky.social · 10h

Phrase of the year: "recession indicator"

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Defenestrator @irrationalwisp.bsky.social · 11h

No clap november

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 1d

This is insane shit. Cops hate the people of Los Angeles and look for any excuse to injure people.

Mel Buer @melbuer.bsky.social · 1d

Cops going aggro on Sunset near Echo Park in LA after the Dodgers Win. Shooting people with less lethals from point blank range, horses running people and press down. Literally minutes before, fireworks in the street

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Defenestrator @irrationalwisp.bsky.social · 1d

Guys the adage that you shouldn't listen to your thoughts past 9 PM is totally true. 9:01 PM me just told me to kill myself!

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Defenestrator @irrationalwisp.bsky.social · 1d

I've seen people say that 30s are when things get better. Dawg, what?

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Defenestrator @irrationalwisp.bsky.social · 1d

Spent the entire day solving a jigsaw puzzle, as God intended

Defenestrator @irrationalwisp.bsky.social · 2d

Every time I go on Goodreads they offer me the most asinine quote ever written. This time, it was "Walk as if you are kissing the earth with your feet." K Goodreads, I'll give the earth a real sloppy next time.

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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 3d

Private equity destroys 200-year-old book distribution company that libraries around the country rely on and now libraries are having trouble getting new books:

www.404media.co/libraries-sc...

Libraries Scramble for Books After Giant Distributor Shuts Down

Why it might have been and may continue to be harder to get new releases from your local library.

www.404media.co

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Defenestrator @irrationalwisp.bsky.social · 2d

Exactly. Dying to a granny smith would be kinda embarrasing

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Defenestrator @irrationalwisp.bsky.social · 2d

You should carry an apple with a singular bite in it at all times, and then feint on cue as a gag

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Defenestrator @irrationalwisp.bsky.social · 2d

Fucking hell, wasn't the whole point of this tech libertarian-inspired website that "the user decides the algorithm" or whatever? Wtf?

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Defenestrator @irrationalwisp.bsky.social · 2d

Not a very huggable sight, am I?

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Sheryl Weikal and the colorful Parrotlegals @leftistlawyer.com · 2d

It's not a coincidence they're making working people poorer and cutting SNAP whilst increasing healthcare costs right now whilst preparing for more wars. They're trying to coerce people into joining the imperialist war machine. The economic draft is a real thing.

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Defenestrator @irrationalwisp.bsky.social · 2d

🧑‍⚖️ Judge: "I hereby sentence Cait for the crime of liking nice people. 5 years jail. 6 with good behavior."

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Defenestrator @irrationalwisp.bsky.social · 2d

Going back in time to steal your viral post. What? Win the lottery? Why would I do that?

Defenestrator @irrationalwisp.bsky.social · 2d

Brb gotta consume my daily germanium tablet

Defenestrator @irrationalwisp.bsky.social · 2d

Crazy how we have elements from the periodic table in our bodies. Next thing the doctors are gonna tell us we don't have enough sulfur XD

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Jason Hickel @jasonhickel.bsky.social · 2d

How do you propose to remove the capitalist class from power?

Clearly protest alone - or even strikes - will not work to achieve this without a popular political vehicle that can actually replace the capitalist class in government.

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Defenestrator @irrationalwisp.bsky.social · 2d

But in other good news, people are getting more pet (rocks) than ever!

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Defenestrator @irrationalwisp.bsky.social · 2d

Even school does not want me to stay in school.

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Apple Bottom Jings @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · Nov 30

Nice reply "owning" me, unfortunately you parsed 2 levels of irony but missed completely the third, wherein it's clear I'm making fun of the persona your reply intended to critique. That being said I'm still hurt to an almost unimaginable degree

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Defenestrator @irrationalwisp.bsky.social · 2d

I was reading an old Green Arrow comic and one of the villians literally just shm000ts him with a gun and puts him in a coma. It's funny af

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Defenestrator @irrationalwisp.bsky.social · 2d

"Um actually Spiderman would be able to detect any buttplugs because of his enhanced spider sense--" No, shut up. Taskmaster has prepared for the fight by bringing an anti-SpiderSense Device. It disrupts Spidey's thoughts by telepathically transmitting pics of naked Norman Osborn into his mind.

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