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itcantbe🔞

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fic writer and sometimes artist. I like all sorts of things, many problematic. no minors, no antis. check pinned post for links.

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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.com · 4d

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emily north @north0fnorth.tgirl.gay · 6d

happy halloween chicagoland, WE MADE IT!!!

abc 7 article entitled “ILLINOIS LAWMAKERS PASS
PUBLIC TRANSIT FUNDING BILL TO ADDRESS RTA BUDGET GAP”

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itcantbe🔞 @itcantbe.bsky.social · 7d

Hell yes

emily north @north0fnorth.tgirl.gay · 9d

the nerdiest and least-significant thing i will ever correct people on is the difference between edt/est, cdt/cst, etc. they’re different time zones!!

you use “-dt” for daylight savings time when referencing your time zone in the summer and “-st” for standard time in the winter

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Art by Emily K @museum.of.emilyk.art · 12d

"Tzefardea Tzedek" (Frog of Righteousness)

As soon as the Portland Frog became a meme, Jewish social media blew up with jokes about the 2nd Passover plague - tzefarde'a (frogs) - and the Rabbinical commentary around it. I knew I had to make a calligraphy piece encompassing all of it. (more in alt.)

Hebrew calligraphy in dark green stretches in lines across the image. Negative space makes room for a simple representation of an inflatable frog costume with a blue bandana. That shape consists of the English translation of the Hebrew, in a lighter green, and in much smaller text.
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Famously, the Egyptian tyrant causes Egypt to be overrun with frogs because he refuses to free the Hebrew people, but there are additional details that make this a fun one to ponder. For one, the Hebrew says "the frog came up" - ONE frog - even though the rest of the time it says "frogs." So there are a few explanations rabbis have come up with to explain this. One is that a single frog multiplied to create swarms. A more creative explanation is that there was a singular giant frog who traveled and brought destruction. Jewish social media was sharing videos of the Portland Frog protester with the caption, "One Big Frog! One Big Frog!" Of course the frog protesters did multiply, and many were seen in crowds all over the world on "No Kings" Day. This calligraphic work takes the verses addressing the frog plague and combines them to form a simple rendering of the Portland Frog protester. The frog figure itself is made up of the English translations of the Hebrew around it. At the bottom left my signature is in the shape of a lily pad.

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itcantbe🔞 @itcantbe.bsky.social · 13d

Today’s thrift store find

Picture of an Agfa Pioneer camera I found at the thrift store

itcantbe🔞 @itcantbe.bsky.social · 13d

wrong it costs me my SANITY

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ʙᴇᴄᴋʏ🔞 @beckymastery.bsky.social · 23d

Milton 🐮♡

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Keeki @keekicream.bsky.social · May 23

Memories of you🩸 #カラオケ行こ #狂聡

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isa 🔞 @babeyxiao.bsky.social · 26d

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maimonides nutz @maimonidesnutz.bsky.social · Sep 22

“Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by god 🙋‍♀️

A lipstick mark surrounded by text that reads “who by fire” in collage/ransom font

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itcantbe🔞 @itcantbe.bsky.social · Sep 20

Oh I see I get to use this again

Meme format from the Simpsons of Kirk and Luann van Houten playing Pictionary Kirk draws an abstract shape and is surprised when Luann doesn’t recognize it as “consent,” highlighting the ridiculous futility of trying to impose real world moral structures on artistic depictions.

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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · Sep 19

the nature of online leftism is that people are like “i would DIE for regular working class people” and you’re like “would you talk to them? would you meet them where they are and explain your views in an accessible way so you can work together?” and they’re like absolutely fucking not. idiot

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Baby Boy Monaghan @babyboymonaghan.bsky.social · Sep 19

Vampire: (doing the prayer over blood) boreh p'ri ha coffin.

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itcantbe🔞 @itcantbe.bsky.social · Sep 13

YES

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beartrapped 🔞 @softending.bsky.social · Sep 13

giving the boss's son a hand

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itcantbe🔞 @itcantbe.bsky.social · Sep 13

I love og kyosato ofc but consider middle aged civil servant Satomi and jr high school delinquent Kyouji
(and yes the dynamic is the same)

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riza @54riza910.bsky.social · Sep 11

Kyosato 😠🥰 #狂聡 #ファミレス行こ #famiresuiko

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itcantbe🔞 @itcantbe.bsky.social · Sep 13

soooo true. One where A made B, one where B made A, one where they both were made by others, one where one is very old and the other is very new, one where they're both old, one where they're both new ... and that's just for where they're both vampires!

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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.com · Sep 11

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Britt 🔞🔞🔞 @thecoldfinch.bsky.social · Sep 11

No more last round sex as an afterthought! No more last round sex as an implication after a time skip! I need more last round sex as the MAIN COURSE BABEY

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itcantbe🔞 @itcantbe.bsky.social · Sep 8

We finally finished season one of Interview With The Vampire.

As an adaptation of the novel *Interview With The Vampire*: D

As toxic yaoi in its own right: A++++

itcantbe🔞 @itcantbe.bsky.social · Sep 5

“his hair is longer so he’s probably already king” YOU DON’T SAY?

Tsuta how can you tease us like this

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鈴木ツタ @suzukitsuta.bsky.social · Aug 30

自キャラらくがきしました

髪伸びててたぶんもう王様やってる…たぶん…(情勢どうなってんだろ)

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Alice 🦷🫀🗡️【Horror Vtuber】 @alicesawyer.bsky.social · Sep 1

Pervert to pervert communication is the most beautiful sacred thing in this world ...

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itcantbe🔞 @itcantbe.bsky.social · Sep 1

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