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Esoteric Equine

@jadewoodbeasts.bsky.social

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Why don't you pay attention to what I'm actually saying instead of checking my bio to see which slurs you can use against me? Posts intended for mature audiences.

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Esoteric Equine @jadewoodbeasts.bsky.social · Jul 19

I'm realizing now that there's a real possibility for all of the Palestinian fundraiser posts I'm reposting to be scams because I don't know where they're actually coming from nor am I sure how random refugees get internet access so please exercise caution and donate to bigger charities instead.

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Esoteric Equine @jadewoodbeasts.bsky.social · 1h

Holy fuck?????

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Keter-Class Kobold @koboldred.bsky.social · 4h

liberation even for those guys that insist it only counts if you won with no upgrades highest difficulty ironman mode

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Esoteric Equine @jadewoodbeasts.bsky.social · 3h

Pikmin type activities

Esoteric Equine @jadewoodbeasts.bsky.social · 4h

Research memorandum due tonight.

🏰meg⚔️ @Birthright Audiobook! @impavid.us · 3d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.

Esoteric Equine @jadewoodbeasts.bsky.social · 4h

The amount of courage it takes to own this as a physical item in your house

Well I guess you already have that courage because you own the Fiona suit

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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 1d

Zelenskyy urges Trump to use Gaza ceasefire momentum to broker peace in Ukraine

Ukrainian leader discussed request for Tomahawk cruise missiles in phone call with US president Ukraine’s president, Volodymyr Zelenskyy, urged Donald Trump to use the momentum of the Gaza ceasefire to broker peace in Ukraine, as the two leaders spoke by phone on Saturday. Trump and Zelenskyy discussed Ukraine’s request for the US to allow the delivery of Tomahawk cruise missiles to bolster Kyiv’s ability to conduct long range strikes inside Russia, among other issues, according to Axios. Continue reading...

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Melo @letitmelo.bsky.social · 6h

Oh sure, actual sex pest Jared Leto gets to roll up to work and force everyone to call him by a different name, but the second someone gives their pronouns...

Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 6h

Finding out that Jared Leto kept doing his method acting shit and insisted on staying in character on the set of Tron Ares and would only answer to the name of Ares is so funny, like making a big ass douche of yourself for the third Tron movie where you play “computer program that gains feelings”

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Esoteric Equine @jadewoodbeasts.bsky.social · 5h

Pre-cooked oats

Esoteric Equine @jadewoodbeasts.bsky.social · 6h

Hand reveal

Esoteric Equine @jadewoodbeasts.bsky.social · 8h

Someone bringing up "You know Saccharam makes his own ass bigger with forbidden ass magic right?" during a company board meeting and Graham just stares at him with the most insane bewilderment.

Esoteric Equine @jadewoodbeasts.bsky.social · 8h

Wouldn't be surprised if some people assume he has a similar self-inflating power and only uses it selectively.

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Esoteric Equine @jadewoodbeasts.bsky.social · 8h

They look at him and think "I bet he eats tons of candy and it all goes straight to his ass."

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Esoteric Equine @jadewoodbeasts.bsky.social · 8h

The pink costume as well

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Esoteric Equine @jadewoodbeasts.bsky.social · 8h

Can I just say I love how feminine/gender nonconforming Graham looks

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Esoteric Equine @jadewoodbeasts.bsky.social · 10h

Nope. I still think you hate joy because all of the things you said you liked as opposed to "babygarbage" are edgelord bullcrap that disguise their lack of depth with a shit ton of violence. Whereas you clearly skipped out on the emotionally mature stuff in One Piece because of the aesthetics.

Esoteric Equine @jadewoodbeasts.bsky.social · 11h

Yeah like at the end of the day the system would rather kill people than let them have anything for free so it's not like "benefits" are fucking easy.

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Esoteric Equine @jadewoodbeasts.bsky.social · 11h

It sounds like you just haven't read the parts of One Piece that made people want to stay but I guess by this point there's no use trying to convince you.

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Esoteric Equine @jadewoodbeasts.bsky.social · 11h

I hate Peter Thiel as much as the next guy but you'd better not be one of those assholes who think that it's illegal for anyone over 30 to feel joy.

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Esoteric Equine @jadewoodbeasts.bsky.social · 12h

I was fully doing other shit until OP randomly quote reposted a post I made months ago and now I'm getting dogpiled by people telling me to touch grass. You tell me how this makes sense.

Esoteric Equine @jadewoodbeasts.bsky.social · 20h

My point is, you shouldn't expect a C-tier nobody actor to stand up to the system and stick it to the man. Nor should you expect a random child to defeat the abuse demons passed down by three generations of assholes in his family. These are not realistic expectations for a non-superhero person.

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victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 1d

jackson arnold

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Esoteric Equine @jadewoodbeasts.bsky.social · 20h

Like, this is a show that gives Bojack problems that are fundamentally unsolvable for someone with his personality and then blames him for failing to solve them. It's a show that throws a square peg into a round hole and then says the peg is broken.

Esoteric Equine @jadewoodbeasts.bsky.social · 20h

I hate Bojack Horseman for being too woke not because I hate things that are woke. I love things that are a normal amount of woke. Bojack Horseman says people should singlehandedly defeat their generational trauma and nuke their own careers to be progressive AS A BARE MINIMUM. That's too much, man.

Esoteric Equine @jadewoodbeasts.bsky.social · 20h

People say that ABOUT BOJACK HORSEMAN though, and it's one of the most popular interpretations of the show, which is that it exists as a scathing condemnation for anyone who can relate to Bojack.

Esoteric Equine @jadewoodbeasts.bsky.social · 21h

If you ate one a day and nothing else then you'd still be at a calorie deficit if you're big enough and moved around a bit.

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