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Esoteric Equine

@jadewoodbeasts.bsky.social

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Why don't you pay attention to what I'm actually saying instead of checking my bio to see which slurs you can use against me? Posts intended for mature audiences.

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Esoteric Equine @jadewoodbeasts.bsky.social · Jul 19

I'm realizing now that there's a real possibility for all of the Palestinian fundraiser posts I'm reposting to be scams because I don't know where they're actually coming from nor am I sure how random refugees get internet access so please exercise caution and donate to bigger charities instead.

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Esoteric Equine @jadewoodbeasts.bsky.social · 14m

Yeah like at the end of the day the system would rather kill people than let them have anything for free so it's not like "benefits" are fucking easy.

Esoteric Equine @jadewoodbeasts.bsky.social · 15m

It sounds like you just haven't read the parts of One Piece that made people want to stay but I guess by this point there's no use trying to convince you.

Esoteric Equine @jadewoodbeasts.bsky.social · 46m

I hate Peter Thiel as much as the next guy but you'd better not be one of those assholes who think that it's illegal for anyone over 30 to feel joy.

Esoteric Equine @jadewoodbeasts.bsky.social · 1h

I was fully doing other shit until OP randomly quote reposted a post I made months ago and now I'm getting dogpiled by people telling me to touch grass. You tell me how this makes sense.

Esoteric Equine @jadewoodbeasts.bsky.social · 9h

My point is, you shouldn't expect a C-tier nobody actor to stand up to the system and stick it to the man. Nor should you expect a random child to defeat the abuse demons passed down by three generations of assholes in his family. These are not realistic expectations for a non-superhero person.

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victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 17h

jackson arnold

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Esoteric Equine @jadewoodbeasts.bsky.social · 9h

Like, this is a show that gives Bojack problems that are fundamentally unsolvable for someone with his personality and then blames him for failing to solve them. It's a show that throws a square peg into a round hole and then says the peg is broken.

Esoteric Equine @jadewoodbeasts.bsky.social · 9h

I hate Bojack Horseman for being too woke not because I hate things that are woke. I love things that are a normal amount of woke. Bojack Horseman says people should singlehandedly defeat their generational trauma and nuke their own careers to be progressive AS A BARE MINIMUM. That's too much, man.

Esoteric Equine @jadewoodbeasts.bsky.social · 9h

People say that ABOUT BOJACK HORSEMAN though, and it's one of the most popular interpretations of the show, which is that it exists as a scathing condemnation for anyone who can relate to Bojack.

Esoteric Equine @jadewoodbeasts.bsky.social · 10h

If you ate one a day and nothing else then you'd still be at a calorie deficit if you're big enough and moved around a bit.

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Esoteric Equine @jadewoodbeasts.bsky.social · 11h

Between Groyper and Pepe and the Portland protest frogs I think we have a pretty good range of frog representation across the political spectrum.

Esoteric Equine @jadewoodbeasts.bsky.social · 12h

Your grandparents having mermaid porn in their house is insane

Esoteric Equine @jadewoodbeasts.bsky.social · 12h

Loud ass belly slap to stun the opps

Esoteric Equine @jadewoodbeasts.bsky.social · 13h

See if you are able to work at all they consider you non-disabled.

It's really fucked up that the system asks so much of people who have so little.

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onion person @junlper.beer · 19h

this subreddit is insane i’m obsessed

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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 15h

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Kale! 💛🤍💜🖤 @kale.gay · 19h

It's the simplest of optics. Their tactic is to lie loudly. The retort is to go so absurd it can't ignored. You can ignore random videos of a perfectly peaceful Portland. Harder to ignore how every single video of a "confrontation" looks like it was written by Pendleton Ward.

sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 1d

I have a theory www.theverge.com/policy/79849...

American politics has devolved into shitposting and aura farming

The Frog is owning the president.

www.theverge.com

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Esoteric Equine @jadewoodbeasts.bsky.social · 14h

The musical elements are incorporated into the finishers which is sick as fuck

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punkitt ‼️💞 @punkitt.bsky.social · 15h

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Alex Degen (Magic Serple 2025) @adactivity.bsky.social · 23h

It’s all happening on x dot com where I do my banking

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Esoteric Equine @jadewoodbeasts.bsky.social · 18h

I know some friends who do this kinda shit

Esoteric Equine @jadewoodbeasts.bsky.social · 19h

I love her. She's making me believe in cats again.

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Joel Zombied 🎃🦇 @velodus.bsky.social · 1d

It's funny how MrBeast has a mammoth amount of subscribers and yet any time they add him to something irl - a movie, NFL game coverage, the NBA All-Star Game - it's had no quantifiable influence whatsoever.

Cosmic Marvel @dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social · 1d

‘TRON: ARES’ has earned $14.3M in its opening day at the domestic box office.

For comparison, ‘MORBIUS’ opened to $17.3M.

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Esoteric Equine @jadewoodbeasts.bsky.social · 21h

"Oh no you made me into a dragon woman with big tits as part of your terrible curse whatever the fuck shall I do." she said visibly smiling.

Esoteric Equine @jadewoodbeasts.bsky.social · 21h

I figured there was a reason you liked stories about men turning into women and having a surprisingly non-awful time.

Hey I started the same way.

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