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CoconutTank
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That one dude that never plays Advance Wars.
He/him.

http://www.twitch.tv/CoconutTank
https://sfba.social/@CoconutTank

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splatoon.ca
Also a bit late, but if you attended #TORONTOROKA in any capacity, or tuned in to the stream, we’d love to hear your feedback to add to a future event!

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Torontoroka Feedback Form
Thanks for attending Torontoroka! We would appreciate any feedback you have so we know what to continue doing, or what to change for a future event. There are longform answers available at the end of...
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February 6, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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goodtrailcams.bsky.social
February 5, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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georgetakei.bsky.social
Vive la France!
Screenshot of an X.com post by Dripped Out Trade Unionists (@UnionDrip) saying, “Say this in France, and they’ll burn the country down.” The post quote-tweets FactPost (@factpostnews), which says: “Dr. Oz suggests Americans should retire later to help pay down the national debt.” Below is a video thumbnail of Dr. Oz seated in a studio, gesturing with his hands while speaking; a time stamp shows “0:34.”
February 5, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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godothire.bsky.social
🚀 New Godot Job! Godot 4.x programming consultant at Academic (India) Apply here: GodotHire #GodotEngine #GameDev #IndieDev #GameJobs
February 5, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social
Hey, so, I don’t do civil litigation, is it generally considered good when the judge does this?

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Case 1:24-cv-09429-KPF Document 227 Filed 02/05/26 Page 1 of 33 UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT SOUTHERN DISTRICT OF NEW YORK FLYCATCHER CORP. LTD and FLYCATCHER TOYS, INC., Plaintiffs, -V.- AFFABLE AVENUE LLC, doing business as CJ DIST; OZMOS COMPANY LLC; EYTAN GROSSMAN, doing business as EYG DEALS; CREATIVE REWARDS INC.; JOSHUA CHAVEZ, doing business as ONESTOPFASTSHOP; TOP EXPERIENCE COMPANY LLC, doing business as WE PAY COST LLC; PRETTY PRINCESS LLC, doing business as NORVI; AYANEE LLC; FORTUNA KG LLC, doing business as FORTUNAKG; JASON MANAGEMENT LLC; JOAN ALEXANDER SORIANO, doing business as PRIMECHOICEMART; A WAHABI CORPORATION, doing business as MCPROFITS; MODA ORIGINAL LLC; VALLEY BODEGA WHOLESALE INC.; EYAD WAHBY; SAM SHAMLOO; S&N GLOBAL SUPPLY INC.; VALUE VALLEY WHOLESALE LLC; ADAM HAMIDA; and JOHN DOES 1 to 25, Defendants. 24 Civ. 9429 (KPF) OPINION AND ORDER KATHERINE POLK FAILLA, District Judge: In June 2025, Steven A. Feldman, counsel for Defendant Affable Avenue LLC ("Affable"), filed a brief in support of Affable's motion to dismiss that was peppered with false citations. Concerned about both the genesis of these misstatements and counsel's delay in correcting them, the Court issued an Order to Show Cause. Perhaps not appreciating the gravity of the situation, Mr. Feldman responded to that Order with a submission that appeared to have been created by generative artificial intelligence ("Al"), and that itself contained a false citation. The Court's response was stern and unmistakable: "Mr. Case 1:24-CV-09429-KPF Document 227 Filed 02/05/26 Page 2 of 33 Feldman [wals not excused from this professional obligation [of verifying that the cases he submitted to the Court were valid] by dint of using emerging technology." (Dkt. #169 at 4). Mr. Feldman persisted. A few days prior to the Court's hearing on the Order to Show Cause, Mr. Feldman submitted a proposed reply brief in further support of Affable's motion to dismiss. Once again, his brief contained false citations. And at the August 22, 2025 hearing, Mr. Feldman was unable to respond directly to, much less answer, the Court's questioning about his submissions. Mr. Feldman has not, and apparently cannot, learn from his mistakes. And while the Court does not oppose the use of Al to assist in legal research and writing, it must take a stand where, as here, counsel repeatedly files submissions with false citations because counsel refuses to verify those submissions. This Court can do no more. For the reasons that follow, the Court sanctions Mr. Feldman pursuant to Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 11 and the Court's inherent powers by striking Affable's submissions and entering default judgment against it.
February 5, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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coelasquid.bsky.social
Before and after hearing me unwrap my sandwich
Shikoku puppy curled up like a croissant Shikoku puppy curled up like a croissant, but with his head periscoped up
February 5, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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ceaubin.com
I have made a scholarly career off of trying to understand why people have historically done things they know they shouldn't because society has given them permission to, and the framing of this whole conversation is honestly disgusting to me
February 5, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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ceaubin.com
It is also very telling that throughout the episode, the feelings/consequences they are trying to understand belong almost exclusively to the pedophiles, not to the victims. In fact, the word 'victim' only shows up in the transcript TWICE.
February 5, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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ceaubin.com
This level of apologia (from Megan McArdle in a podcast with Josh Barro and Ross Douthat) is fucking appalling. Idk what else there is to say.
She's 16. It's not like she's four. And we have now really shifted on how we think about that, I think, in a good way. Right. Right. I do not think that 50 year old men should be having sex with 16 year old girls. But I think that you're not going to find the evidence of a pedophile ring where he is actively trafficking these girls because until Me Too... It's not like a pedophile, right? There are 16-year-old girls around who are vulnerable and can be exploited, but not in this, like, there is a mastermind who is going on the dark web and selling these girls to you. They're just around, and they're close enough to the age of consent that a lot of people probably felt like it was okay to hit on them.
February 5, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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juliusgoat.bsky.social
A lot of people don’t seem to even know the degree to which they are geared to automatically see abuse from the abusers’s point of view, to telling the abuser story.

This drives a lot of the “paths to redemption” talk. Abuser culture sets an instinctive goal: restore the abuser.
ceaubin.com C. E. Aubin @ceaubin.com · 12h
It is also very telling that throughout the episode, the feelings/consequences they are trying to understand belong almost exclusively to the pedophiles, not to the victims. In fact, the word 'victim' only shows up in the transcript TWICE.
February 5, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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georgetakei.bsky.social
Same-sex marriage is under attack again. The Christian nationalist right has launched a new campaign, and, unsurprisingly, it’s using children’s safety as a pretext to roll back equality.
The Right Is Coming For Same-Sex Marriage With An Insidious New Campaign
The anti-LGBTQ “Greater Than” campaign is leveraging children to attack the rights of same-sex married couples
thinkbigpicture.substack.com
February 5, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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splatoon.ca
Still missing #TORONTOROKA, but we’re also still thankful! We wanted to shout out all of our organizers, artists, volunteers, and commentators that made this all possible. Hope to see you at the next one!
Splashtags of organizers and volunteers for Torontoroka. Text reads from left to right to top to bottom. Needs-to-write-a-paper TO, Gold. Absentminded TO, yoshido. The GOAT of Stream Production, Joryan. Fruit-Lovin' Social Media Manager, saltwyn. Reliable Sub Artist Staff, nicki. Wise Staff Member, iceflinger. Lovely Artistic Cabon Roller User, Pixel <3. Reclusive Stream Artist, Sharkie. Loveale Plushie, Halcyon. Shakin' Commentator, Shak!. Frost Commentator, Frostiix. Dead-Tired Score Keeper, Hasrat. Comical Commentator, nox. Washed Commentator, Hammy. Serving Commentator, Cyren.
February 5, 2026 at 8:11 PM
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scottjshapiro.bsky.social
The War against Trans People: Common Sense

The War against Pedophilia: Moral Panic
Claire Lehmann: Who would be a good person to write an essay about the Epstein story being a moral panic?
February 5, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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sarahjeong.bsky.social
i will never stop thinking about the intersection of epstein and the shitty media men list
February 5, 2026 at 6:07 PM
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carlquintanilla.bsky.social
“.. Our BTC price target is 0.0. That’s not just for shock factor. It’s where the math takes us,” the strategist said, noting that Bitcoin has failed to function as a dollar hedge and instead operates as “a speculative instrument correlated to the Nasdaq.”

#Bitcoin
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February 5, 2026 at 7:42 PM
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nesquids.bsky.social
It's time for the announcement you've all been waiting for! Registration for New InkLAN 6 is officially open! Not only is this our LCS qualifier, this will also be our first event hosted at Game Underground in Waltham! And a little birdy told me registration prices might have dropped a tad.
February 5, 2026 at 2:02 AM
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iplabs.ink
Swim or Sink 215 results:

🏆 NRG! 🏆
🥈 what doin
🥉 Tilines

Hammerhead
🥇 banggg

Mako
🥇 Mischievous Moggers

Lantern
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February 5, 2026 at 4:23 AM
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sunsetsurge.ink
EARLY-BIRD REGISTRATION has now been extended till this Saturday!!!

In honor and celebration to @socalliesplat.bsky.social 's upcoming (LCS Qualifier) LAN!! 🔥💧
(Which you should totally check it out out Feb 7th 😉)

Come attend ARIZONA's BIG SPLATOON LAN in 2026!!!!

👇 REGISTRATION & INFO BELOW!! 👇
February 5, 2026 at 12:32 AM
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chadloder.bsky.social
Yeah I read this thinking Kid Rock's lyrics would be subtle but nope, basically it's "I like to rape kids"
Kid Rock’s song about loving underage girls resurfaces ahead of TPUSA Super Bowl show
The song has a verse about liking girls underage and 'statutory' being 'mandatory.'
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February 4, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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gottalaff.bsky.social
“Young ladies, young ladies, I like ‘em underage,” Rock sings on the track. “See some say that’s statutory.”

His sidekick at the time, the late Joe-C then chimes in, “But I say it’s mandatory.”
February 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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mayawalkwith.me
hi! i’m maya ventura. you probably know me from WTYPpod, or the bots, or the Pebble apps, or whatever.

i’m also trans in rural america, & boy, is that untenable.

i need out, & i have a now-or-never opportunity.

i’m asking for your help in affording it, if you can.

thank you.

gofund.me/dc160a843
Donate to help two trans women get a fresh start!, organized by Maya Ventura
Hello folks! My name is Maya Ventura. You may remember me from such podca… Maya Ventura needs your support for help two trans women get a fresh start!
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February 4, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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glitchwolfe.studio
Things have turned around SO FAST since we launched this GFM! If all goes well, we'll have both of our cars AND my PC fixed by the end of the month! We also found a cheaper place!!

Would love to hit 5K on this. We're almost through the worst of it 💕💕💕
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Donate to Help Zoë and Saoirse get back on their feet, organized by Zoe Wolfe
Hey, I’m Zoë. My girlfriend Saoirse and I have been stuck in a really tight posi… Zoe Wolfe needs your support for Help Zoë and Saoirse get back on their feet
www.gofundme.com
February 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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victoriatran.bsky.social
always a pleasure to talk about indie game funding, and even better to discuss it with @fortebass.bsky.social!! 🤑 so proud of the work @outersloth.com has been doing

lots of lovely people in this article too, big thanks to @adashtra.bsky.social for writing 💙
aftermath.site Aftermath @aftermath.site · 1d
Meet the unconventional publishers trying to unfuck the games industry: aftermath.site/indie-game-pub...
the outersloth logo, which depicts a large blue sloth resting on the earth
February 4, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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reevesjw.bsky.social
Another good rule of thumb: If you're on the same side of an issue as Clay Higgins, you're probably on the wrong side.
Clay Higgins tweet
February 4, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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kenwhite.bsky.social
/4 I continue to think that the constant theme is elite pundits being hostile to trends or discussions that criticize or hold accountable other elites.
February 4, 2026 at 7:46 PM