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Jake o'Lantern @jakedisch.bsky.social · 48m

Back patio, really; that’s where the children cut through on their shortcuts to school and trigger my camera

Jake o'Lantern @jakedisch.bsky.social · 15h

Today my buddy came over and helped me fix my bike. Then I pulled a couple beers from the shed fridge and we drank shed beers.

I’m turning 40 next month, pretty sure I’m doing it right

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Jake o'Lantern @jakedisch.bsky.social · 21h

So proud of you, man 🥹

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Jake o'Lantern @jakedisch.bsky.social · 1d

Look at this beautiful man @sambaschutte.bsky.social #Pluribus

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Jake o'Lantern @jakedisch.bsky.social · 1d

Say what you will about Pennywise the Clown, but he doesn’t have a Nazi tattoo and his platform of giving me a balloon from out of a sewer grate will materially improve my life. He’s got my vote for Collins’s seat!

Jake o'Lantern @jakedisch.bsky.social · 3d

Folks I got second in the almost-old man bracket in the half marathon today

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Jake o'Lantern @jakedisch.bsky.social · 6d

"Women don't like the vehicle."

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Jake o'Lantern @jakedisch.bsky.social · 10d

big boy szn

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Jake o'Lantern @jakedisch.bsky.social · 15d

Your #HalloweenFact™️ for the day: Freddie’s offspring from NIGHTMARE 5 is played by the same actor as The Kid We All Wish Got Ate by the TRex in JURASSIC PARK!

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Jake o'Lantern @jakedisch.bsky.social · 15d

10 horror movies to get to know me by (in no particular order)

Alien
Halloween
The Fly
I Saw the Devil
Hereditary
Evil Dead 2
The Thing
Night of the Hunter
Doctor Sleep
The Devil’s Backbone

Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 15d

10 horror movies to get to know me by

🧟‍♀️ Evil Dead 2
🧗‍♀️ The Descent
🧙‍♀️ A Dark Song
😱 Invasion of the Bodysnatchers
🧩 Hellraiser
🌒 Messiah of Evil
🤖 Hardware
🦇 Fright Night
⚰️ Phantasm
🎹 Deep Red

Paul Lê @paulle.bsky.social · 15d

10 horror movies to get to know me by

📺 Ghostwatch
👻 Kōrei/Séance
🚗 Joy Ride
🐗 Razorback
👍🏻 The Hitcher
🕯️ Poison for the Fairies
☎️ When a Stranger Calls Back
🩺 Pin
🏳️‍🌈 Hellbent
🐈‍⬛ Tales from the Darkside: The Movie

Jake o'Lantern @jakedisch.bsky.social · 19d

I feel like the 1-2 punch of EDDINGTON and ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER is, in 20 years or so, going to be a pretty perfect encapsulation of the absolute bullshit evil moment we’re currently living in.

Both are gonna age into classics.

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Bright Wall/Dark Room @bwdr.bsky.social · 24d

“Every film is political. Most political of all are those that pretend not to
be: entertainment movies. They are the most political films because they dismiss the possibility of change. In every frame they tell you everything's fine… a continual advertisement for things as they are.”

- Wim Wenders

a black and white photo of two men standing in front of a wall with graffiti on it

ALT: a black and white photo of two men standing in front of a wall with graffiti on it

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Jake o'Lantern @jakedisch.bsky.social · 26d

Fat Bear Week in our backyard tonight, geez

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Jake o'Lantern @jakedisch.bsky.social · 28d

“Don’t say ‘complicated.’ That’s what powerless people say to make doing nothing okay.”

ALIEN EARTH is a banger, man.

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TVMoJoe @tvmojoe.bsky.social · 29d

So @jimmykimmel.com's first words back tonight--"As I was saying..."-- were an homage to Tonight Show host Jack Paar, who used those words when he returned after walking out on his show in a censorship dispute with NBC. From 65 years ago:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrhQ...

Jack paar returns to the Tonight Show [partial Higher quality footage] (March 7, 1960)

YouTube video by Random TV and News Archives

www.youtube.com

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petey @peteypayless.bsky.social · Sep 23

the US if Tylenol actually caused autism

A map titled United States High Speed Rail System showing a theoretical high speed rail system in the United States. Some lines also connect north to Vancouver or the Quebec City–Windsor Corridor, or south to Tijuana or Monterrey. The map is credited to First Cultural Industries AKA Alfred Twu, dated from February 2013, and is downloadable at www.californiarailmap.com

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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · Sep 22

Autism does not need to be cured

Ableism does

The end

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Jake o'Lantern @jakedisch.bsky.social · Sep 21

If you think I’m joking you don’t know me, this is peak cinema

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Jake o'Lantern @jakedisch.bsky.social · Sep 19

I know we're all waaaaay past sharing Wordle results but fuck it, the answer is finally my starter word today

Wordle 1,553 1/6

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · Aug 20

This is a real work of art in the Youtube Video Essay genre. Funny, witty, hates the people I hate and genuinely insightful. Highly recommend. youtu.be/ewvRS3NwIlQ?...

How Comedy Was Destroyed by an Anti-Reality Doomsday Cult

YouTube video by The Elephant Graveyard

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Jake o'Lantern @jakedisch.bsky.social · Sep 9

Ted Cruz also had a note in the Epstein book, can anyone translate?

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Jake o'Lantern @jakedisch.bsky.social · Sep 7

Trump isn’t prepared for this. Chicagoans have lived through the hottest summers and coldest winters in the country. Their teams include the Bears and White Sox. I once saw a woman drop trou and piss on the floor of the Red Line and people just laughed. Trump is walking into the USSR in February

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Jake o'Lantern @jakedisch.bsky.social · Sep 6

I’m not gonna lie I think becoming a guy who lives in the mountains is one of the best decisions I’ve ever made

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Jake o'Lantern @jakedisch.bsky.social · Aug 28

Woke my wife up from a nap screaming and she thought something horrible had happened so I had to tell her nope, go back to bed it's just the Packers trading for Micah Parsons #GoPackGo