Jared Shurtliff
@jaredshurtliff.bsky.social
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jaredshurtliff.bsky.social
Alright Beavs, you’ve given Jake Dickert a 20+ point lead. Whether you know it or not, it’s a good place to be.
jaredshurtliff.bsky.social
This is the correct reminder. Thank you.
jaredshurtliff.bsky.social
Hey, @secnetwork.bsky.social , focus on your team. Keep Wazzu out of your fucking mouth. Also, it’s Washington State to you. Referring to us as Wazzu is something that’s earned. Way to beat a team full of freshman by a field goal!
jaredshurtliff.bsky.social
The University of Mississippi roster: $200 million

Wazzu roster: student athletes expected to attend class.
jaredshurtliff.bsky.social
Win or lose, when I wake up tomorrow I won’t be waking up in Mississippi. #GoCougs
jaredshurtliff.bsky.social
My Beav dad was the same. You stay and support until the end, even during the Pettibone years. Great life lesson actually.
jaredshurtliff.bsky.social
Is there a non drawl version on the SEC Network I can listen to?
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jaredshurtliff.bsky.social
I count 2 Earls, 3 Bubbas and 1 “Slim”
jaredshurtliff.bsky.social
I hope they don’t fuck while they’re here.
jaredshurtliff.bsky.social
When I told the 82nd Airborne to ‘drop in’ anytime, they knew god damn good and well what I meant.
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adamweinstein.bsky.social
Imagine sending an airborne division after this guy
Portland bagpipe Vader
jaredshurtliff.bsky.social
That agent needs to be arrested and charged.
oregonian.com
Federal officer blasts chemical spray into vocal but nonviolent Portland protester, video shows

The interaction illustrates how federal law enforcement officers do use aggressive tactics against protesters who yell and needle officers but don’t appear to present clear physical threats.
jaredshurtliff.bsky.social
Way to go you magnificent dipshits.
sundaedivine.bsky.social
We’re tossing Argentina a $20 Billion lifeline and they’re turning around and selling soybeans without tariffs to China.
Scott Besset letting America get rolled.
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asharangappa.bsky.social
Interesting for Hegseth and Trump railing about “political correctness” after the admin spent two weeks policing what people can and can’t say about Charlie Kirk
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proptermalone.bsky.social
I’m sorry, the message was literally “ANTI-ICE” written in pen?
noturtlesoup17.bsky.social
Honest question - does Kash Patel know about court?
FBI Director Kash Patel

@FBIDirectorKash
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This morning just before 7am local time, an individual fired multiple rounds at a Dallas, Texas ICE facility, killing one, wounding several others, before taking his own life. FBI, DHS, ATF are on the ground with Dallas PD and state authorities. 

While the investigation is ongoing, an initial review of the evidence shows an idealogical motive behind this attack (see photo below). One of the unspent shell casings recovered was engraved with the phrase “ANTI ICE.” More updates will be forthcoming. 

These despicable, politically motivated attacks against law enforcement are not a one-off. We are only miles from Prarieland Texas where just two months ago an individual ambushed a separate ICE facility targeting their officers. It has to end and the FBI and our partners will lead the these investigative efforts to see to it that those who target our law enforcement are pursued and brought to the fullest extent of justice.

Thankfully, no law enforcement personnel were injured. Please pray for the injured and deceased.
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goldengateblond.bsky.social
if your kids get sick be sure to tell the doctor that trump doesn’t “feel” they’re sick and it’ll all go away because that’s how science works
atrupar.com
Trump: "The MMR I think should be taken separately. This is based on what I feel."
jaredshurtliff.bsky.social
Congrats UW, your future NFL first rounder just caught a pass over a guy who just graduated from Omak HS (or whatever). #GoCougs
jaredshurtliff.bsky.social
What is this CBS pregame show heresy? #GoCougs
jaredshurtliff.bsky.social
@neeratanden.bsky.social why don’t you make this argument on Bluesky?