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Ⓕгα𝐧𝓢 тόг𝔪ᵉ𝕣 @jargonscotty.bsky.social · 9d

I said, “pleased to meat you, guess you know my name.”

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Ⓕгα𝐧𝓢 тόг𝔪ᵉ𝕣 @jargonscotty.bsky.social · 1h

Some of the lines are hilariously backhanded compliments with topspin.

One of the characters is describing a super charismatic guy full of charisma; “He’s ‘Jesus plus’. He’s what you’d get if you spliced Clarkson with that thin, twinky, cunt that plays Loki!”

Ⓕгα𝐧𝓢 тόг𝔪ᵉ𝕣 @jargonscotty.bsky.social · 2h

Anyone into the britcom Back?
I love the characters so much

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Lynn Becker @cmgiulini.bsky.social · 4h

After spending 43 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit, evidence hidden by the prosecution reversed his conviction. Rather than finally enjoying freedom, ICE abducted him for deportation

Depraved.

www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

He was wrongfully imprisoned for 43 years. Moments after being released, ICE took him

Subramanyam “Subu” Vedam now faces deportation.

www.miamiherald.com

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Ⓕгα𝐧𝓢 тόг𝔪ᵉ𝕣 @jargonscotty.bsky.social · 3h

Friends I sent meat to are happy. The current barrage was about twelve packages and I still haven’t gotten mine. ☹️

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 10h

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Ⓕгα𝐧𝓢 тόг𝔪ᵉ𝕣 @jargonscotty.bsky.social · 3h

They look fine to me.

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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 13h

I wish Gavin Newsome was like Zohran.

He's not.

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Ⓕгα𝐧𝓢 тόг𝔪ᵉ𝕣 @jargonscotty.bsky.social · 8h

If you showed up to a date with the down payment on a house, you might get laid more often.

Ⓕгα𝐧𝓢 тόг𝔪ᵉ𝕣 @jargonscotty.bsky.social · 16h

I didn’t just laugh, I snorted

Juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 3d

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

Ⓕгα𝐧𝓢 тόг𝔪ᵉ𝕣 @jargonscotty.bsky.social · 16h

Technically…we could build an Ai out of folded paper.

www.quantamagazine.org/how-to-build...

How to Build an Origami Computer | Quanta Magazine

Two mathematicians have shown that origami can, in principle, be used to perform any possible computation.

www.quantamagazine.org

Ⓕгα𝐧𝓢 тόг𝔪ᵉ𝕣 @jargonscotty.bsky.social · 18h

We won’t get our cards during the government shutdown

Ⓕгα𝐧𝓢 тόг𝔪ᵉ𝕣 @jargonscotty.bsky.social · 18h

How can I sleep when my bed is burning?

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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 1d

Peter Thiel looks like a weirdo in an 80s movie who has two minutes before the devil claims his soul.

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Ⓕгα𝐧𝓢 тόг𝔪ᵉ𝕣 @jargonscotty.bsky.social · 18h

I have this unlikely theory that they’re trying to make him the new Diddy

Tom Rogers @tomrogers.bsky.social · 1d

I dunno if it's just the weird algorithm on Facebook, but man I've been seeing a lot of ads on there for Tron: Ares. Jared Leto (mega creep) is a huge deterrent from me ever wanting to see the movie. What will it take for Hollywood to stop hiring him?? www.theguardian.com/film/2025/ju...