Jason Hazeley
@jasonhazeley.bsky.social
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A pharmacy in Balham. Pfizer LP.8.1 .
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I also have beclometasone and was refused it.
jasonhazeley.bsky.social
I found a pricier one — £115 — in central London and a cheaper one — £85 — in Bath.
jasonhazeley.bsky.social
It’s dispiriting that this is what getting a COVID vaccination now looks like to this chronic asthmatic.
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dempster2000.bsky.social
If eating scotch eggs in an Austin Allegro had a face.
jasonhazeley.bsky.social
I… I don’t know. Have I? Excuse me: could you help me? I don’t know if I’ve tried… well, see for yourself.
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watsoncomedian.bsky.social
I've said it before: anyone who runs down the job that teachers do, even for such nakedly political reasons rather than from any real place of conviction, (a) should try surviving even a fucking WEEK of it themselves and (b) should then go to the bottom of a well.
gregjenner.bsky.social
Just to say that teachers do an incredibly difficult job, with all the right intentions, and can be the defining influence on a young person's life. They are the exact opposite of poisoners because good teaching provides the antidote to so many dangers
theguardian.com
Nigel Farage says UK teachers are ‘poisoning our kids’ and predicts strikes as PM
jasonhazeley.bsky.social
‘To teach is to believe in continuing.’
— Leonard Bernstein
gregjenner.bsky.social
Just to say that teachers do an incredibly difficult job, with all the right intentions, and can be the defining influence on a young person's life. They are the exact opposite of poisoners because good teaching provides the antidote to so many dangers
theguardian.com
Nigel Farage says UK teachers are ‘poisoning our kids’ and predicts strikes as PM
jasonhazeley.bsky.social
Good news. You can buy stairs on eBay. And the postage is FREE.
An eBay advert for Bespoke Staircases, for £1,025.66 with free postage.
jasonhazeley.bsky.social
I’ve never got on with him singing his songs. Don’t know about cover versions...
jasonhazeley.bsky.social
For the first time in my life, this morning I heard a Bob Dylan song I *actually liked*. It wasn’t Bob Dylan. It was John Prine. The search continues.
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omaromalleykhan.bsky.social
I know statistics are poorly understood and are misused. But facts matter

Between the 1991, 2001, 2011 and 2021 Census *every* ethnic group in the UK has become *less* geographically segregated and *all* groups, majority and minorities, are more likely to interact with people not like them
jasonhazeley.bsky.social
All subtitles should aspire to this sort of greatness.
A book's half title page, reading 'Odd and Unusual England: An Illustrated History of Curious Things'.
jasonhazeley.bsky.social
And the Flying Circus scripts… @neilgibbons.bsky.social — anything to add?
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Oh WELL done. Quite right. xxx
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ternfortheworse.bsky.social
All the others are busy doing their actual fucking jobs
louiestowell.bsky.social
Is Katharine Birbalsingh the only teacher in the uk available for media comment because...I seem to hear from no one else in the media.
jasonhazeley.bsky.social
Enjoyed doing this. There’s nothing like being surrounded by people who are WAY cleverer than you.
ohgodwhatnow.bsky.social
Starmer vs. Farage 🥊

In Starmer's recent speech he went hard against Farage, but has he done enough to show he's in control? @seththevoz.bsky.social is joined by @jasonhazeley.bsky.social, @jonnelledge.bsky.social & @hannahfearn.bsky.social to discuss 👉 linktr.ee/ohgodwhatnow...
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Did the shower head a while back: white vinegar and a cocktail stick. #shredthatmuthafucka
jasonhazeley.bsky.social
Did the kettle at the weekend #thuglife
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danneidle.bsky.social
Douglas Barrowman and Michelle Mone's company, PPE Medpro, has just been ordered to refund the Government £122m from a PPE contract.

There are two very odd things about PPE Medpro that may affect the odds of the Government ever getting that £122m...

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This is fucking GREAT.
littlemaddles.bsky.social
"The wallpaper was busier maybe, the world was browner, but essentially it was the same world, where telephones were answered with a string of digits and time flowed begrudgingly forwards like gravy."

I wrote about my favourite sitcom of all time.

madeleinebrettingham.substack.com/p/that-is-wh...