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Jason Van Glass is a standup comedian and dog hugger in Hollywood, CA The Bob Hope American Patriot Award is named in his honor

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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · Nov 17

My update to a classic cartoon, with apologies to the original artist Alex Norris of webcomicname.com

In this comic, people who aren't comfortable being constantly harassed tell the editorial writers of The Atlantic to fuck off, and then they live happily ever after

JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 2m

this website's got the juice

Skiddius↙️↙️↙️‬
‪@skiddius.bsky.social‬ asks:

Have you ever eaten overcooked, mushy, cold spaghetti with a dirty fork after getting home from a 14 hour shift where people screamed at you because the chefs put cheddar cheese on their nachos instead of cheddar AND pepper jack cheese?

‪aly gibbs [spooky]‬
‪@alyssaur.bsky.social‬ responds:
no I eat spaghetti in a big bed with my wife

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Skiddius↙️↙️↙️ @skiddius.bsky.social · 6h

This subreddit is golden thank you onion person

A reddit post with some absolutely awful spaghetti in meal prep containers titled:

Decided to get into meal prepping and just made 7 days worth of the most absolute dogshit pasta I've ever tasted. Now I have to come home from my horrible minimum wage job everyday and sit down and forcefeed myself this slop like a good little slave. I'm 24 years old and I've never kissed a girl.

JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 8h

Doing comedy somewhere tonight

JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 8d

I'm doing Don't Tell in Paso Robles CA on Oct 11th. Plz don't tell anyone
www.donttellcomedy.com/shows/slo-15...

Secret Comedy Show in Paso Robles on 10/11/25 | Don't Tell Central Coast

Get tickets to a secret comedy show in Paso Robles on 10/11/25. Experience live comedy in Central Coast like never before! See details here.

www.donttellcomedy.com

JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 1d

If this website fails, we all have to find each other on letterboxd

JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 1d

Jared Leto IS Tron

JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 1d

a real quote from the movie

''Depeche Mode are better than Mozart'' says Jared 'Tron' Leto, his lifeless eyes staring glazily into the distance "it's a synth pop band from the 80s"

JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 1d

"wah wah the plot of tron wasn't good" "I didn't like the plot of tron" that's what you sound like "jared leto is a bad actor" "the acting in tron 3 is bad" yeah its a laser movie. "why do they keep making trons??" buddy there are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see

JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 1d

Tron 3D was great, I give it 10 mg

JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 1d

JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 1d

Audiences will be begging for Mercy!

JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 1d

They should let the audience vote during the movie if Chris Pratt lives or dies at the end of this

Chris Pratt is strapped onto an execution chair and an ai has given him 90 minutes to prove he's not a cop who murdered his wife. Audiences will be begging for Mercy!

JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 1d

They should let the audience vote during the movie if Chris Pratt lives or dies at the end of this

Chris Pratt is strapped onto an execution chair and an ai has given him 90 minutes to prove he's not a cop who murdered his wife. Audiences will be begging for Mercy!

JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 1d

They should show baseball games at AMC

JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 1d

Portland already has The Pickles

Bigfoot is Real And We Can Prove It night presented by pickle alcohol ft the Portland Pickles all stars vs their bench the Portland Rosebuds
With a photo of a pickle mascot and a Bigfoot petting a racoon

JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 2d

you shouldn't be posting at all. you should be skeeting

JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 2d

It only works if your posts are good. Sorry!

JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 2d

I love it when my car "biodegrades easily"

New Scientist @newscientist.com · 2d

Hard plastic made from bamboo is as strong and durable as conventional plastics for uses such as household appliances and car interiors, but also recyclable and biodegrades easily in soil.

Biodegradable plastic made from bamboo is strong and easy to recycle

Bamboo is a highly renewable resource, and its cellulose fibres can be turned into a hard, mouldable plastic for use in cars and appliances

www.newscientist.com

JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 3d

They should make one of these but with 40 good flavors

40 flavor Jelly Belly jellybeans including clunkers like buttered popcorn, marshmallow, and things of that nature

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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 3d

genuinely squealed like I saw a celebrity

JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 3d

I'm really gonna miss this labeler

Rose who apparently works here at bluesky laments the reductionist definition of "follower" in a post where she's clearly labeled as a JD VANCE FOLLOWER

Rose 🌹

‪@rose.bsky.team‬

Follow

JD Vance Follower
The "follow" button confounds "I'm looking at your content" and "I endorse this content." We need two different ways to signal the difference between the two.
October 8, 2025 at 9:30 AM

JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 3d

How many people work at this fucking website?? I can't keep learning about new people

tinybaby @tiny.baby · 3d

lol

latest post and pinned post on rose.bsky.team's feed which contradict each other

JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 3d

I think the most recent thing it autocorrects stays underlined to show you it was changed?? Idk

JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 3d

lot of incredible Halloween costume options this year

The saja boys from kpop demon hunters

Leo in one battle after another wearing a bathrobe and big black sunglasses

The hero Portland needed, a person in an inflatable frog costume, bravely stares down a bunch of dipshit cops

JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 3d

I think I bought 10 special edition Matisyahu albums

JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 3d

I can't make it any shorter, sorry

Plus when Tower went out of business they hired a liquidator who didn't time the increasing %'s off correctly so basically all the merchandise was still left on the last day and I stood there in the store building a giant pile as they announced bigger and bigger discounts "50% off now" "60%" "80%" until they said everything was 25¢ and I checked out, purchasing the 1600 new CDs and DVDs I'd spent all day meticulously picking out

JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 3d

it might be really good!!

JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 3d

I can't make it any shorter, sorry

Plus when Tower went out of business they hired a liquidator who didn't time the increasing %'s off correctly so basically all the merchandise was still left on the last day and I stood there in the store building a giant pile as they announced bigger and bigger discounts "50% off now" "60%" "80%" until they said everything was 25¢ and I checked out, purchasing the 1600 new CDs and DVDs I'd spent all day meticulously picking out