Emily
@jaysgirlemily.bsky.social
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I'm a crossword lover who wears glasses and plays catcher. I'm basically a female Danny Jansen. If you think I said something dumb, I was probably being sarcastic.
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jaysgirlemily.bsky.social
Leroy has adjusted surprisingly well to being denied his bedtime snack routine (what I previously would've called his "entire reason for being")
He meows at the bedroom door for a bit when the other kitties are getting theirs, then after like 3 minutes he just settles into the bed and accepts it
jaysgirlemily.bsky.social
They'd better find the white panel batting helmets by tomorrow
jaysgirlemily.bsky.social
I love a middle aged dude wearing his hat inside out 🩵 we are the same
jaysgirlemily.bsky.social
"Jeff Hoffman is up in the bullpen"
Is it possible to blow a save for the other team?
jaysgirlemily.bsky.social
GO AWAY RANDY
jaysgirlemily.bsky.social
Randy Arozarena will be haunting my dreams when I'm 60
jaysgirlemily.bsky.social
His glove looks cool tho
jaysgirlemily.bsky.social
Randy Arozarena will be haunting my dreams when I'm 60
jaysgirlemily.bsky.social
I will NEVER tire of scorebug jokes
megrowler.fangraphs.com
idk, looks like a normal-sized Polanco to me
Screenshot of Jorge Polanco with a score bug that shows “Little (the pitcher)” and Polanco stacked
jaysgirlemily.bsky.social
I mean it's easier to ask your starter to get himself out of a situation if you have A MULTI-RUN LEAD
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jakegoldsbie.bsky.social
LIterally exactly how it got fucked up against the Mariners last time. Pull Gausman when you maybe shouldn't, put in a shit lefty.
jaysgirlemily.bsky.social
Ooh, THERE’S the PTSD
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thesmilinggoat.bsky.social
Don't let this guy settle in. Run up his pitch count.
jaysgirlemily.bsky.social
AHHHHH no stop showing it in slow mo
jaysgirlemily.bsky.social
FIRST PITCH SPRINGER DINGER LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO
jaysgirlemily.bsky.social
Who is harassing the sweet Yesavage family I will FIGHT THEM
blakemurphy.bsky.social
Trey Yesavage open his presser with a statement: “living in this world where there’s so many different opinions and feelings, which results in a lot of hate, it’s sad to see that people close to me are being attacked for my performances on the field.”
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benmacleod.bsky.social
Canadians – If you have some time this long weekend, fill out this godawful government survey on AI, which itself seems to have been written by AI trained exclusively on buzzword-laden LinkedIn posts.
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collinfisherphd.bsky.social
The Yankees did the same thing to Ken Griffey Jr. when he was a kid. In the incident, the white players were allowed to have their children at practice but he was told to leave. He vowed never to play for the Yankees even if they were the only team offering him a job.
hockeyvids.bsky.social
Vladdy admits why he dislikes the Yankees in a 2023 interview: "When a team humiliates you, the Lord grants you the ability to humiliate them

“It was me who was removed from the stadium, I was 7 or 8 years old, so I was like okay... Now when I arrive you're going to feel my presence in the Bronx."
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jesseltaylor.bsky.social
Imagine if you did this in any other journalistic context

"Did the Tigers or Mariners Win Game 5? In Detroit, Depends on the Narrator."
davidcorn.bsky.social
A classic case of irresponsible both-sidesism from the NYT. The story is that Trump and MAGA propagandists are lying about Portland to incite a conflict, not that there are different views of the matter.
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markharris.bsky.social
Mamdani talking lucidly and passionately about trans rights and history in a video that should frankly shame every politician who has hemmed and hawed and triangulated and said, "Well, but sports..." It's not that hard to tell the truth and stand for what's right. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEvV...
Until It's Done: Sylvia Rivera
YouTube video by Zohran Mamdani for NYC
www.youtube.com
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princess-vimentin.bsky.social
After all the antivax rhetoric and demonization of the Covid vaccine guess who got the booster.
PHYSICIAN TO THE PRESIDENT
THE WHITE HOUSE
MEMORANDUM
October 10, 2025
TO: KAROLINE LEAVITT, WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY PROCEED HE PREDELA DO SO .0.
PHYSICIAN TO THE PRESIDENT CAPTAIN, U.S. NAVY
SUBJECT: President Donald J. Trump Completes Comprehensive Follow-Up Evaluation at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
President Donald J. Trump successfully completed a scheduled follow-up evaluation today at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center. The visit was part of his ongoing health maintenance plan and included advanced imaging, laboratory testing, and preventive health assessments conducted by a multidisciplinary team of specialists. These evaluations were performed in coordination with leading academic and medical consultants to ensure optimal cardiovascular health and continued wellness.
Comprehensive laboratory studies performed in conjunction with the visit were exceptional, including stable metabolic, hematologic, and cardiac parameters.
In preparation for upcoming international travel, President Trump also received preventive health screenings and immunizations, including annual influenza and updated COVID-19 booster vaccinations.
President Trump continues to demonstrate excellent overall health. His cardiac age-a validated measure of cardiovascular vitality via ECG-was found to be approximately 14 years younger than his chronological age. He continues to maintain a demanding daily schedule without restriction.
SUMMARY: President Donald J. Trump remains in exceptional health, exhibiting strong cardiovascular, pulmonary, neurological, and physical performance.
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cait.bsky.social
I genuinely cannot express how vital it is that you train yourself to recognize AI-generated images and videos for your own good because none of this is going away and many, many people are counting on you to fall for their shit