Jacob Blair
@jblairpdx.bsky.social
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jblairpdx.bsky.social
The angle on that inner leg coloring is something
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jblairpdx.bsky.social
Clock management with the James Danklin, Cristoball of hash and some Bille Vapier
jblairpdx.bsky.social
This is like the warehouse crane shot at the end of Raiders
jblairpdx.bsky.social
(clears throat) Doctor Doctor spinoff...
jblairpdx.bsky.social
Holy shit this is a stacked cast.
yinkadoubledare.bsky.social
Probably not getting that but the main cast even if I had no idea of the subject matter is a sign that it would be Extremely My Shit
jblairpdx.bsky.social
Can't wait to see the US Treasury impound the Argentinian navy.
prchovanec.bsky.social
The problem, in Argentina, was utterly predictable. Milei repeated the exact same mistake of the 1990s, stabilizing the peso by tying it to the dollar, without having the political capacity to reign in spending (driven by state governments) enough to make that sustainable.
jblairpdx.bsky.social
If N Texas makes the playoff does that make UT the fourth best team?
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beijingpalmer.bsky.social
after careful study, I believe only people born between 1975 and 1995 should be allowed to use the internet
jblairpdx.bsky.social
Woke took Bud Bowl, what's left?
washingtonpost.com
Turning Point USA announced it will host counterprogramming to the Super Bowl halftime show, called “The All American Halftime Show,” as MAGA critics have been enraged over the selection of Bad Bunny as the 2026 headliner.
MAGA rage over Bad Bunny at Super Bowl sparks an alternative show
Counterprogramming hosted by the group that Charlie Kirk founded spotlights the growing political polarization surrounding one of the biggest events of the year.
www.washingtonpost.com
jblairpdx.bsky.social
IIRC it was meant to go for more seasons, but I think compressing the finish into the second season was a pretty good creative constraint.
jblairpdx.bsky.social
Unfortunately kickers can't choose to incrementally break their personal bests to get another bonus like vaulters.
jblairpdx.bsky.social
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social as someone who used to split months between Boone & Eugene, PTI has a direct to Chicago, then it would be to Portland (then Eugene if they want to save an hour of bus). Corvallis has a very small airport.
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cjciaramella.bsky.social
Dan Lanning heard about broken windows theory and thought, "In this analogy, I am the wino pissing on the side of a building, and the opposing team is the building."

That's why he's a great coach.
jblairpdx.bsky.social
ICE being out on their back foot by a frog doing humping motions has been my spirit lifter this week.
jblairpdx.bsky.social
Yes, the guy who has had every record go platinum should be replaced by an 82 year old, for a broader audience
mearns.bsky.social
lmao this dolt is beyond parody.
yeah Lee Greenwood, totally appealing to all audiences. you nailed it buddy
“Lee Greenwood for Super Bowl halftime show!”   says the idiot
jblairpdx.bsky.social
To be fair, dwarves probably have the shortest distance to scope
jblairpdx.bsky.social
IMHO the best Dwayne Johnson performance was Southland Tales, which is absolutely a Big Swing
gwillow.me
I love it when people who've had success in very commercial types of art take a big swing and do something daring and weird. I support on principle.
jblairpdx.bsky.social
Outside of being reborn as an EV, this is insane. Kia Souls are more abundant than Priuses around here.
podkatt.bsky.social
Story doesn't say, but I'm assuming this is a tariff casualty. Maybe once we get out of this hell world in a few years they can bring it back as an EV www.jalopnik.com/1988501/rip-...
RIP To The Kia Soul, An Affordable Car With Character - Jalopnik
After three generations across sixteen years, the Kia Soul is dead.
www.jalopnik.com
jblairpdx.bsky.social
Gotta be honest, I thought you were using an unusual choice of a pen name back in the Commentator days.
jblairpdx.bsky.social
My "Alf Slop" list gonna get me banned
jblairpdx.bsky.social
This gear is more embarrassing that the shit that was sold at the gas station by where I grew up
realqrampage.fightins.online
LMAO LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH
Kash Patel in his own merch looking fucking embarrassing as hell lmao

he’s so fucking ugly
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stevemullis.net
"hand-to-hand combat with antifa every night"
a guy in a frog costume standing facing a line of police and ICE agents in Portland
jblairpdx.bsky.social
(pounding table) bottle episode! Bottle episode!
janecoaston.bsky.social
Bring back 22 episode season orders where there’s at least one clip episode for no reason
ifyoucantwell.bsky.social
Look, I appreciate this. TV needs more of this. Let’s have fun again. Seriously things are so bad in the industry and everywhere. Let’s all turn on stuff at night together and go “that was insane” and then surprise there are 20 more episodes and the characters don’t remember being in orbit.
jblairpdx.bsky.social
(in disability-mandated PTSD therapy) "Its all I see when I try to sleep, the frog, he's gyrating his hips suggestively. Make it stop."