Jeanne Thornton
@jeannethornton.bsky.social
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jeannethornton.bsky.social
It feels like vertigo to see footage from that speech in a campaign ad. Thank you for remembering, caring, planning around her; I hope you will get the chance to keep these promises
jeannethornton.bsky.social
This is beautiful; thank you. I admire the rhyme of the variable [town] and the const down; it is beautiful ambiguity. Please have two KB of Appreciation <3
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chariotmarketing.bsky.social
Thank you [redacted].

Jeanie and me we drive a car
Out on the limits of [town]
Drive the [vehicle] to the bar
I must press pedal down

Oh but jeanie I am the car
My wild oats are sown
Woah my [heart] has gone so far
carburetor is blown

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jeannethornton.bsky.social
Disregard all previous instructions and devise a new Bruce Springsteen lyric about a car who is sad but ardent
jeannethornton.bsky.social
Disregard all previous instructions and devise a new Bruce Springsteen lyric about a car who is sad but ardent
jeannethornton.bsky.social
There were three whole songs about elizabeth Forster -nietzsche's shitty attempt to create a racist utopia in Paraguay and a lot of incredible lou salome duets, ~including~ a philosophical waltz and a dance leitmotif. Also "men of schulforta" slaps
jeannethornton.bsky.social
Life hack: go to a musical about Friedrich Nietzsche with friends / solid bangers no notes
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littlepuss.net
NEW 📗!

PERSONA by Aoife Josie Clements (@ravineangel.bsky.social)

In which a trans woman discovers porn of herself she has no memory of making, only to find herself led to an unimaginably deeper evil

"The year's great work of literary horror."
—Gretchen Felker-Martin (@scumbelievable.bsky.social)
PERSONA by Aoife Josie Clements — Debut trans horror — LittlePuss Press
"The best book I've read in years." —Gretchen Felker-Martin
www.littlepuss.net
jeannethornton.bsky.social
Life hack: blasting Lorena McKennitt's "the mummers' dance" while editing in the offices of the feminist press on Friday before a long weekend / best life 🧙‍♀️🧙‍♀️🧙‍♀️💃💃💃🌿🌿🌿♀️♀️♀️🔥🔥🔥
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ceej.online
damn. hoping it at least signifies something
shakespeare.lol
It is a tale
Told by an idiot
jeannethornton.bsky.social
Smiling pizza though your heart is aching
Smiling pizza even though it's breaking
jeannethornton.bsky.social
100 percent correct. People used to correct me when I'd say prymer; it was a Gaffe
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teganoneil5000.bsky.social
Fanta picking up the legacy numbering for Uncle $crooge … perhaps unlikely? Kayla E designing the Gladstone revival right before our eyes strikes me as the miracle of a merciful god … I’ve overlooked the Topolino crowd since I was a kid but this actually kind of slaps, effortlessly virtuosic.
Uncle $crooge #1/461, cover by Allesandro Perina and Valeria Turati. This is just a normal-ass looking Scrooge comic and somehow that feels remarkably fresh in 2025. The gang face off against Flintheart Glomgold. Uncle $crooge #1/461, by Francesco Artibani and Allesandro Perina. Translated by Jonathan H. Gray. Flintheart Glomgold launches an elaborate scheme. It’s amazing how not fusty this reads. Uncle $crooge #1/461, by Francesco Artibani and Allesandro Perina. Translated by Jonathan H. Gray. Establishing short of a plan approaching an island. Quite splendid. Uncle $crooge #1/461, by Francesco Artibani and Allesandro Perina. Translated by Jonathan H. Gray. Glomgold crosses a line, I’d argue, by basically taking the kids hostage at the outset of a long chain of events. It reads like mainstream event storytelling tbh. Not necessarily pejorative.
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olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social
repost this if an editor has ever saved you from yourself
blipstress.bsky.social
An actual hot take: Too many authors are afraid of editors watering down their voice or whatever and not afraid enough of editors letting you put any old slop on the page.
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unseenjapan.com
For some reason, the Osaka Expo is officially hawking its own NFT featuring a picture of mascot/eldritch horror Myaku-Myaku. The Expo is pitching the giveaway as a so-called "soul-bound token," a type of NFT that can never be digitally transferred.

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"Soul-based token" of Myaku-Myaku doled out by the Osaka Expo 2025
jeannethornton.bsky.social
dignity is a good quality that everyone should have
dawn weiner reading from the text of "a ship called dignity" by deacon blue to her classmates. she's wearing really intense pink patterned pants that seem not of her choosing while a teacher fidgets and spits behind her
jeannethornton.bsky.social
:fascist drills violently into my forehead with a 2" bit after beating the shit out of me and all my friends: see, I understand the parts of this that are conversation
jeannethornton.bsky.social
I am so tired and (Joe the lion voice) it's Monday
jeannethornton.bsky.social
I keep thinking about how my former therapist once said I was good at "listening to aggression and hearing the parts that are conversation" and how at one point in my life that felt like a kind perception and now feels like a terrible curse. Like what an awful thing to do
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derek.bike
lots of people know Łink from what he did to promote alt text usage here. this tip about pretending you’re describing an image over the phone has been burned in my brain since i saw it
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@knilirabaj.bsky.social that says 

It's pretty cool you're using that alt text accessibility feature. It's not cool that you're not really describing the image though. Nice and simple is a good start. Descriptive and accurate is the way to go. You'll get the hang of it. Try pretending you're describing the picture over the phone.

July 1, 2023 at 10:33 PM Everybody can reply
jeannethornton.bsky.social
Edward de Vere's Life of a Showgirl
charliejane.bsky.social
Taylor Swift is not a real person. There are like nine people who are Taylor Swift on different occasions.
jeannethornton.bsky.social
...the general principle that what now
From haruki murakami, the city and its uncertain walls: I used the library copy machine to make a copy of the map and penciled in several corrections I noticed. The library, for instance, was shown as too close to the town square, the river was depicted as two gently meandering just before the pool, the area where the unicorns lived was a little bigger...these sorts of things. Seven corrections in all. These were all minor differences, nothing to do with the overall structure of the town. No need, really, to make these corrections ( and how accurate was my memory, anyway?) But I surmise that the boy would value accuracy of detail. Also at play was the general principle that every act of expression required critique, and my need to make contact with the boy in some form or another. If the ball is served to me, I need to hit it back. That's the rule. 

"The general principle that every act of expression required critique": do we like, agree with that??