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jeffsucks @jeffsucks.bsky.social · 2d

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Robin Bradford @tuphlos.bsky.social · 2d

SIR!!!

Thank you.

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jeffsucks @jeffsucks.bsky.social · 7d

JB should've ended this with "you bitch".

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 7d

Pritzker: "This guy is unhinged. He's insecure. He's a wannabe dictator. And there's one thing I really want to say to Donald Trump. If you come for my people, you come through me. So come and get me."

jeffsucks @jeffsucks.bsky.social · 7d

Mike Johnson is right! I mean, kids these days, what with their Bad Bunnys and their VH1s and their Rubik's Cubes and their Dan Folgebergs.

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Lane Hutson Enjoyer @adlemm.bsky.social · 8d

“Tonight on the CBS Free Press ‘News’”

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jeffsucks @jeffsucks.bsky.social · 15d

SING THE FUCKING SONG

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jeffsucks @jeffsucks.bsky.social · 19d

So Bezos wants us to pay for a subscription to WaPo so we can find out how to get settlement money from Amazon.

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jeffsucks @jeffsucks.bsky.social · 19d

For the Cubs, there may be no sweeter momentum builder before the playoffs than stomping all over the St. Louis Shitbirds this weekend.

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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 23d

BREAKING: Chicken Pox caused by Vicks Vap-o-Rub: White House

BREAKING: Astigmatism caused by chewable vitamins and parental failure to invest in Trump Coin: NIH

BREAKING: Havana Syndrome caused by component of Tito’s: CIA

BREAKING: Red hair caused by potato consumption: Marine Corps

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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 23d

No childhood hero ever held up better.

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jeffsucks @jeffsucks.bsky.social · 26d

When we replace Fallon with this guy.

Dave Lee @davelee.me · 26d

Dutch late night TV has its take

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jeffsucks @jeffsucks.bsky.social · 27d

Just fucking resign, you wet noodle.

Senator Dick Durbin @durbin.senate.gov · 29d

Republicans are not “Nazis.”
Democrats are not “evil.”

Democrats are not responsible for the murder of Charlie Kirk.
Republicans are not responsible for the murder of Melissa Hortman.

Opponents are not enemies. We’re Americans.

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jeffsucks @jeffsucks.bsky.social · 27d

Man, I could use some of that cheap cocaine right now.

jeffsucks @jeffsucks.bsky.social · 28d

I don't know about you, but this latest news has made me totally and completely forget about Jeffrey Epstein.

jeffsucks @jeffsucks.bsky.social · 28d

Playoff spot CLINCHED.

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jeffsucks @jeffsucks.bsky.social · Sep 10

Confirmation that sports supersedes politics: I hope Matt Shaw and Michael Busch GO OFF tonight against the Braves.

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jeffsucks @jeffsucks.bsky.social · Sep 3

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Radiohead @radiohead.wastehq.social · Sep 3

Radiohead will play some shows across Europe in November and December 2025.

Tickets will only be accessible by registering on radiohead.com.

Registration opens at radiohead.com on Friday 5th Sept at 10am BST / 11am CEST and runs through until Sunday 7th Sept at 10pm BST/11pm CEST.

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jeffsucks @jeffsucks.bsky.social · Aug 21

Big scoop for pee man

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jeffsucks @jeffsucks.bsky.social · Aug 11

Went to a big city over the weekend (St. Louis), and let me tell you, conservatives are absolutely right about the violence in big cities. I was mugged, assaulted, extorted, kidnapped, raped, and murdered. But worst of all, I was criminally bored.