banner
LightNews
jellymiens.bsky.social
sarah
@jellymiens.bsky.social
66 followers 53 following 1.8K posts
itty bitty baby, itty bitty boat
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
Pinned
jellymiens.bsky.social
sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · May 24
my pronouns are she/her i'm thirty-two years old and i like this guy
official artwork of ikaruga from rune factory: guardians of azuma, a man with medium brown skin, green eyes, pointed ears, and black hair that flips outward like he just got out of bed. he wears an all white japanese style military uniform with a flat cap and cape, both of which have yin yang symbols pasted on, and a corsage styled like a cluster of red spider lilies. in the artwork, he is framed by cherry blossoms, and has his hand held out holding one of their petals. fubuki is there too but this ain't about him
1 4
Reposted by sarah
barrackslife.com
Barracks Life 🇺🇸🪖🌈 🎃 @barrackslife.com · 19h
Before you buy Girl Scout cookies you should know they support transgender girls and reject donations from anti-transgender organizations. Then buy a couple more boxes
29 880 2.7K
jellymiens.bsky.social
sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 12h
oh happy birthday pamela eh
jellymiens.bsky.social
sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 17h
this is not something i do intentionally, i just use shredded cheese to make grilled cheese and some of it always gets in the pan so it's like a little treat for me
2
jellymiens.bsky.social
sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 17h
i lied this isn't my final message

you know those little cheese crisps that cost like five bucks a bag? drop some shredded cheese on a nonstick pan at grilled cheese temperature. put some pepper on them too and you got even better ones
jellymiens.bsky.social
sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 21h
put pepper in your grilled cheese. my final message. goodbye
1 3
jellymiens.bsky.social
sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 18h
everyone's getting in on this one
the part of mizu5 where ena says mizuki has a pretty face in krsekai
1
jellymiens.bsky.social
sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 21h
i think this is a matter of personal taste bc even though i do not like mayo i gave this a shot once and it was

not for me 😔
1
jellymiens.bsky.social
sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 21h
put pepper in your grilled cheese. my final message. goodbye
1 8
jellymiens.bsky.social
sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 23h
please understand i have to talk about music or i will die and also forget every thought i've ever had two seconds after it occurs
1 2
jellymiens.bsky.social
sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 23h
like the choruses of miseen and pamela are so similar you can sing the chorus of miseen over the pamela instrumental and it doubles the melody where it sounds like it should

the starkest difference between the two is that the bass in miseen is Doing All That (high praise, obviously)
1 1
jellymiens.bsky.social
sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 1d
"is it bc it's 4am" no, this is about my usual bedtime
jellymiens.bsky.social
sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 1d
*wakes up earlier than usual to go hang out in a cold room with goop on my head for several hours* why do i feel so crummy
1
jellymiens.bsky.social
sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 1d
the more i listen to pamela the righter i know i was here
jellymiens.bsky.social
sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 23d
the end of the miseen video credits nulut for the bass but tbh it didn't need to, you know he was responsible bc the bassline sounds like this
a horse with a purple bridle is playing a piano keyboard .
Alt: horse playing a keyboard with its nose, rapidly sliding up and down the keys
media.tenor.com
1 1
Reposted by sarah
evilcleverdog.bsky.social
Isa / EvilCleverDog @evilcleverdog.bsky.social · Aug 23
Using ChatGPT
edithcharles.bsky.social
Edith @edithcharles.bsky.social · Aug 23
What's something that isn't considered embarrassing but you think it should be?
34 4.6K 12K
Reposted by sarah
innes.bsky.social
innes @innes.bsky.social · 2d
"Nature's Labubu"
Picture of two cupped hands holding a partially opened conker, with the Guardian headline below it: "Nature's Labubu: why are gen z 'unboxing' conkers?"
8 77 230
jellymiens.bsky.social
sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 1d
mizu5 translation is so goofy, like "we're gonna have students abc straight up call mizuki a dude but we draw the LINE at anyone using any pronouns ever"

like the point has been clearly made, they're just making the dialogue awkward for the love of the game at this point
jellymiens.bsky.social
sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 2d
trying to use the restroom while my hair is processing and i'm wearing two plastic gowns like i'm the great piss wizard
1
jellymiens.bsky.social
sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 2d
i'm gonna lose it the clerk put me down for highlights
jellymiens.bsky.social
sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 2d
[folern ex] i can feel this becoming my first 30* fc but before that happens i will have a run where i get every note up to the ending and fuck up the very last measure and chuck my ipad out the window
1
jellymiens.bsky.social
sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 2d
got chris fleming jumpscared in abbott elementary
2
jellymiens.bsky.social
sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 2d
and i know this works on my hair because i've been getting it done for several years!!! it's -- YOU CAN LITERALLY SEE IT, my hair lifts way more than you think it can, it's been this way since i started bleaching it when i was nineteen
1
jellymiens.bsky.social
sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 2d
i don't have a picture because i don't want a SPECIFIC color, it usually turns out a little different every time and that's FINE, i don't want my hair tortured in the name of obtaining a specific shade because i'll be happy with anything in a pretty wide range. nobody seems to get this
1
jellymiens.bsky.social
sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 2d
i KNOW it's not gonna be love live protagonist orange, that's not what i'm asking for, i know it's going to come out to a nice dark copper, that's what i want
1
jellymiens.bsky.social
sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 2d
every time i tell a salon "i want it to be as orange as possible without bleaching" they look at me like i asked them to prove fermat's last theorem and tell me if i really want it orange i need to bleach it
1
jellymiens.bsky.social
sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 2d
i walk in here with hair visibly lighter than my roots from only basic coloring and they try to tell me basic color won't lift my hair. y'all can look in my file to see the last service i got done and you can look at my head to see what it accomplished it CAN'T be this confusing
1
jellymiens.bsky.social
sarah @jellymiens.bsky.social · 2d
every time i go in to schedule a hair appointment they ask me what color i want so they can put me down for the appropriate service and i tell them i will be going lighter but not bleaching and despite how my hair looks they think this os impossible and i don't know what i'm talking about
1