spooky mental haunted house
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what if we could have the things we liked, minus the things we didn't like
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can I pin my post to someone else's profile
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DK no
Diddy Kong yes
Cranky Kong yes
Funky Kong no
Rambi yes
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lock Jared Leto in a room and convince him he's making sequels the rest of life
jesseltaylor.bsky.social
It's also a subscription model
ndrew.bsky.social
every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
jesseltaylor.bsky.social
remember when a professor said Trump couldn't make Barron a Baron, and the right dedicated itself to destroying her for attacking a child?

anyway, Barron is going to run one of the largest social media companies on earth
robertscotthorton.bsky.social
Trump said he deserved a cut for brokering the TikTok deal, and at once there was agreement that his son Baron would have a top executive slot... though he hasn't asked for it, and has no apparent qualifications to hold it. This is how Trump 2.0 works. www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2025...
Barron Trump tipped for top TikTok job
US president’s 19-year-old son could be appointed to the app’s board
www.telegraph.co.uk
jesseltaylor.bsky.social
ROGUE: guys, we have to improvise

MAGE: I'll cast Fog of Illusion

ROGUE: different choice

MAGE: Fireball

ROGUE: different choice

MAGE: Haunting Ward

ROGUE: on who?

MAGE: the guard

ROGUE: different choice

MAGE: the king

ROGUE: different choice

MAGE: a horse

ROGUE: let's go
jesseltaylor.bsky.social
And there hasn't been a Dallas Buyers Club 2!
jesseltaylor.bsky.social
I think we should start giving Jared Leto roles solely as a form of franchise euthanasia
jesseltaylor.bsky.social
Imagine if you did this in any other journalistic context

"Did the Tigers or Mariners Win Game 5? In Detroit, Depends on the Narrator."
davidcorn.bsky.social
A classic case of irresponsible both-sidesism from the NYT. The story is that Trump and MAGA propagandists are lying about Portland to incite a conflict, not that there are different views of the matter.
jesseltaylor.bsky.social
Peabo Bryson
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What would be the wildest concert for a fight to break out at?
jesseltaylor.bsky.social
hi, I'm not white, you fucking idiot
jesseltaylor.bsky.social
Kind of amazing that cheap inflatable costumes have turned the fascist police force into Peter Griffin
aliciavlozano.bsky.social
Someone showed up with a cart of inflatables. The protest is now a dance party outside the PDX ICE facility. Federal police have mostly stood back but did unleash a toxin into the air @nbcnews.com
jesseltaylor.bsky.social
what if they made baseball entirely of playoffs?
jesseltaylor.bsky.social
One Battle After Another did not inspire me to do left-wing terrorism, but it did inspire me to laugh at racists
jesseltaylor.bsky.social
I can't wait not to see this
discussingfilm.net
Dwayne Johnson, Kevin Hart, Jack Black and Karen Gillan will all return for ‘JUMANJI 3’

Brittany O’Grady and Burn Gorman are joining the cast.

(Source: bit.ly/4h2d8ki)
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baby, are you a bunt in the alds, because I'm seeing you way too much and I need a break
jesseltaylor.bsky.social
tune in to Fox to see a man driven insane by bunting
jesseltaylor.bsky.social
hopping on a plane to pitch the 15th inning
jesseltaylor.bsky.social
They should let the catchers wear increasingly fearsome gear the more innings this goes
jesseltaylor.bsky.social
My doctor has informed me that I have a heart like a slightly less dying horse
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I think both teams should move on, personally